Dogchair
12-04-2009, 07:43 PM
Want a nice guild, go elsewhere.
Want friendly go lucky peeps who smile and sing the praise of joy and happiness in the world?
go somewhere else.
Want to run in an environ that promotes trash talking, self empowerment by belittling others, inebriated play, build slandering, moron hating(including us) and really bad 'Your momma jokes'?
Come, talk to soulchair, trade your soul in for a really wicked time spending 15 bucks a month to feel like **** while you grind away DDO, and learn to dish it out better than you can take it.
We'll promise to teach you:
How to say something without really saying anything.
How to say everything, and make it look like nothing.
How to say nothing.
How to say everything.
How to get along with infamous Ghallanda Personalities.
and the best kept secret yet.
How to play DDO 30+ hours a week, and still get laid, party, and have a life.
We will also teach you how not to:
Become holier than thou on some crazy soapbox, outside of guildchat.
Make DDO accomplishments somehow mean something in the real world.
Take yourself too serious.
If you are interested, send soulchair a tell with your most awesome "Your momma" joke, and we'll negotiate from there.
KGB Leader
[Soulchair]
Want friendly go lucky peeps who smile and sing the praise of joy and happiness in the world?
go somewhere else.
Want to run in an environ that promotes trash talking, self empowerment by belittling others, inebriated play, build slandering, moron hating(including us) and really bad 'Your momma jokes'?
Come, talk to soulchair, trade your soul in for a really wicked time spending 15 bucks a month to feel like **** while you grind away DDO, and learn to dish it out better than you can take it.
We'll promise to teach you:
How to say something without really saying anything.
How to say everything, and make it look like nothing.
How to say nothing.
How to say everything.
How to get along with infamous Ghallanda Personalities.
and the best kept secret yet.
How to play DDO 30+ hours a week, and still get laid, party, and have a life.
We will also teach you how not to:
Become holier than thou on some crazy soapbox, outside of guildchat.
Make DDO accomplishments somehow mean something in the real world.
Take yourself too serious.
If you are interested, send soulchair a tell with your most awesome "Your momma" joke, and we'll negotiate from there.
KGB Leader
[Soulchair]