My computer is so bad.....

[MrWizard]

My computer is so bad, lag really does get me killed most of the time.



My computer is so bad I get loaded before the game does.



My computer is so bad I cannot find the graphics settings that are below 'low quality'



My computer is so bad, even it asks 'what is direct x10?

[Ciaran]

Haha, awesome!

My computer is so bad it says "Tandy".

My computer is so bad it crashes more than a narcoleptic.

[RictrasShard]

My computer is so bad, the Etch-A-Sketch is laughing at it.

[RedlineJunkie]

My computer is so bad the blue screen of death is burned into the CRT.

[msheaf1]

You have a color CRT? I am still using am amber screen.

[Dirac]

My computer is so bad the vacuum tubes blow when I enter the punch cards wrong.

[wamjratl1]

My computer is so bad that I hear "No Piking: everyone needs to be running water!" and I'm still beating on a portal.

[bellack]

My computer is so bad that the beads are falling off the string when I move them.

[Ciaran]

My computer is so bad the RAM has amnesia.