opps/hardcore

[Gleipner]

Well i am a hardcore ex-e-ugamer=i have done it all: yeah beat the us speed elite runless then 23 mins (shroud). Gave away my **** on mthe eu servers.
Looking for a hardcore elitist guild on thelanis. Yeah my toons suck atm and i am not buying a accuont to get it better. even thou i have "some stuff from argonessesens as i move in".
I Do not accept invites from wannabeeguilds.

If you need i can give you full ducumentaion from fps/CS/UtII/UTIII clones, guilds and kick ass results from DDO-EU leading etc if needed.

P.S I excpect alot from my new guild D.S

Pm me with info on your guild etc if i´m "not to much for you".

[Impaqt]

Well i am a hardcore ex-e-ugamer=i have done it all: yeah beat the us speed elite runless then 23 mins (shroud). Gave away my **** on mthe eu servers.
Looking for a hardcore elitist guild on thelanis. Yeah my toons suck atm and i am not buying a accuont to get it better. even thou i have "some stuff from argonessesens as i move in".
I Do not accept invites from wannabeeguilds.

If you need i can give you full ducumentaion from fps/CS/UtII/UTIII cloans guilds and kick ass results from DDO-EU leading etc if needed.

P.S I excpect alot from my new guild D.S


Check into "Ground" (Made up of mostly Former EUbies) or "Legion".

[Rayzorlew]

Well i am a hardcore ex-e-ugamer=i have done it all: yeah beat the us speed elite runless then 23 mins (shroud). Gave away my **** on mthe eu servers.
Looking for a hardcore elitist guild on thelanis. Yeah my toons suck atm and i am not buying a accuont to get it better. even thou i have "some stuff from argonessesens as i move in".
I Do not accept invites from wannabeeguilds.

If you need i can give you full ducumentaion from fps/CS/UtII/UTIII cloans guilds and kick ass results from DDO-EU leading etc if needed.

P.S I excpect alot from my new guild D.S

We've heard it all before.....man I wish we could see it!;)
If your good, guilds will notice you, you won't have to post here.
Just saying, I hope you are as good as you say....until Legion knows you are, good luck to you.

[Gleipner]

Check into "Ground" (Made up of mostly Former EUbies) or "Legion".

I don´t check out guilds they ask me for my/my guild services. That was how i played on the EU servers.

[Impaqt]

I don´t check out guilds they ask me for my/my guild services. That was how i played on the EU servers.

Then why did you need to make a Thread onthe forums?

[Gleipner]

Then why did you need to make a Thread onthe forums?

Legion answered on it, I just wanted to see if there was anyone else who wanted a achiver, killing times/raides and palying hardcore beside them..... We´ll see

[Freeman]

Pm me with info on your guild etc if i´m "not to much for you".

LOL, I heard almost this exact quote a few days ago. It had something to do with lonely women and a 900 number...

[Yargore]

Legion answered on it, I just wanted to see if there was anyone else who wanted a crazy drunk beside them..... We´ll see

Fixed :D

[Gleipner]

Fixed :D

Hahahaha yepp budd but you´r inactive.

[Yargore]

Hahahaha yepp budd but you´r inactive.

haha, I'm active on keeper. Someone have to keep the elitism going over here.

[Gleipner]

haha, I'm active on keeper. Someone have to keep the elitism going over here.

FU my toons has been on transfer for 6 days now
So if turbine don´t stop ****i*with me it´ll be ok bro.

[Gleipner]

LOL, I heard almost this exact quote a few days ago. It had something to do with lonely women and a 900 number...

You don´t know what you´r talkingabout. btw ask Yargor if you don´t belive me... *****.....

[Delt]

The OP is not off to a good start...so far the only thing we really know about him is that he has trouble following simple directions.

Next time, try the Thelanis Guild (http://forums.ddo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=174) forum.

"Looking for a guild on Thelanis? Want to advertise your Thelanis-based guild? This is the place to do it!"

[al73r]

Check into "Ground" (Made up of mostly Former EUbies) or "Legion".

Or DARPA ;)

[Gleipner]

The OP is not off to a good start...so far the only thing we really know about him is that he has trouble following simple directions.

Next time, try the Thelanis Guild (http://forums.ddo.com/forumdisplay.php?f=174) forum.

"Looking for a guild on Thelanis? Want to advertise your Thelanis-based guild? This is the place to do it!"

Well as i want to make an impact on thelanis i am not on the wrong thre/tile.
So if you don´t like my aproac fine, then don´t bother budd.

[Delt]

Well as i want to make an impact on thelanis i am not on the wrong thre/tile.
So if you don´t like my aproac fine, then don´t bother budd.

Two more things we know about you: Doesn't own up to mistakes and has trouble communicating effectively.

So far, not a good combo...

Oh well, hopefully it's just a forum handicap...hope you impress someone ingame :cool:

[Gleipner]

Two more things we know about you: Doesn't own up to mistakes and has trouble communicating effectively.

So far, not a good combo...

Oh well, hopefully it's just a forum handicap...hope you impress someone ingame :cool:

Yepp so do *I*, but i have alot of links to prove my worth.

[Rayzorlew]

Well as i want to make an impact on thelanis i am not on the wrong thre/tile.
So if you don´t like my aproac fine, then don´t bother budd.

Reminds me more of getting a new puppy...
He comes in your house and the 1st thing it does, is pi$$ on the carpet.
So I guess we rub your nose in it, slap your a$$, and throw you in the backyard like any other bi@tch. ;)

[ChaelaAnne]

Reminds me more of getting a new puppy...
He comes in your house and the 1st thing it does, is pi$$ on the carpet.
So I guess we rub your nose in it, slap your a$$, and throw you in the backyard like any other bi@tch. ;)

+1 rep

[Gleipner]

Reminds me more of getting a new puppy...
He comes in your house and the 1st thing it does, is pi$$ on the carpet.
So I guess we rub your nose in it, slap your a$$, and throw you in the backyard like any other bi@tch. ;)

CUTE remeber that stain will be there untill you buy a new carpet.

BTW i only go hunting with my dogs unlike some "cyberplaying friends" :D

[Braegan]

Reminds me more of getting a new puppy...
He comes in your house and the 1st thing it does, is pi$$ on the carpet.
So I guess we rub your nose in it, slap your a$$, and throw you in the backyard like any other bi@tch. ;)

So rep worthy and yet I gotta spread some around first, bah!

[FluffyCalico]

btw ask Yargor if you don´t belive me... *****.....

Do you really think we would believe him?

PS> Elite shroud record over here isn't 23 min.

[Yargore]

Do you really think we would believe him?

Why wouldn't you?

[dopey69]

I don´t check out guilds they ask me for my/my guild services. That was how i played on the EU servers.

how did you ever find a headset big enough to fit!

[al73r]

less posts more play!

[Arlith]

LOL, I heard almost this exact quote a few days ago. It had something to do with lonely women and a 900 number...

YOU PROMISED! YOU PROMISED you wouldn't say anything about that! I feel so ashamed.

[Arlith]

Reminds me more of getting a new puppy...
He comes in your house and the 1st thing it does, is pi$$ on the carpet.
So I guess we rub your nose in it, slap your a$$, and throw you in the backyard like any other bi@tch. ;)

LMAO

+ X rep for thee.

Edit - Or I would if I didn't have to spread it around some. Grrrr.

[Chazzie]

Reminds me more of getting a new puppy...
He comes in your house and the 1st thing it does, is pi$$ on the carpet.
So I guess we rub your nose in it, slap your a$$, and throw you in the backyard like any other bi@tch. ;)

Spot on, roflol now thats funny +1

[Jonny_D]

so... any guild take this joker or what? seriously i understand cocky, but after this thread I wouldnt want you in my guild because it would make the guild look desperate for decent players.

a little hint to the OP. First you get a good reputation (or to make threads like this you need legendary status), then you get into a top level guild and finally after your rep is solid and your guild will back you up do you make inflammatory posts. If you do it in reverse you pretty much guarantee only the the most talent desperate guilds will take you in even if you can back up everything you say.
ps +1 rep to OP for starting some nice forum ****. i do approve of that:D

[Psyk0sisS]

Today's Drama

Thelanis: 1
Khyber: 0

:(

*this is a fun thread though :D *

[LawstCawz]

I vote we attempt this troll on EU forums.

[Romoth]

Reminds me more of getting a new puppy...
He comes in your house and the 1st thing it does, is pi$$ on the carpet.
So I guess we rub your nose in it, slap your a$$, and throw you in the backyard like any other bi@tch. ;)

Definitely +1 rep! Cracked me up!

[78mackson]

lets just get that drunk-slacker Blafs to thelanis and we can start up a new 'super guild'.. and we drag yargore n weram back aswell.. then we have an open space for one more player so we can play duel accounts on all raids :P

I even got a name for it: Sweded (from Be kind rewind)


how did you ever find a headset big enough to fit!

hahaha.. good question! +1 rep for that one.

[bartcom2000]

Well i am a hardcore ex-e-ugamer=i have done it all: yeah beat the us speed elite runless then 23 mins (shroud). Gave away my **** on mthe eu servers.
Looking for a hardcore elitist guild on thelanis. Yeah my toons suck atm and i am not buying a accuont to get it better. even thou i have "some stuff from argonessesens as i move in".
I Do not accept invites from wannabeeguilds.

If you need i can give you full ducumentaion from fps/CS/UtII/UTIII clones, guilds and kick ass results from DDO-EU leading etc if needed.

P.S I excpect alot from my new guild D.S

Pm me with info on your guild etc if i´m "not to much for you".


I am better than you..........................jus sayin

[KingOfCheese]

Well i am a hardcore ex-e-ugamer=i have done it all: yeah beat the us speed elite runless then 23 mins (shroud). Gave away my **** on mthe eu servers.
Looking for a hardcore elitist guild on thelanis. Yeah my toons suck atm and i am not buying a accuont to get it better. even thou i have "some stuff from argonessesens as i move in".
I Do not accept invites from wannabeeguilds.

If you need i can give you full ducumentaion from fps/CS/UtII/UTIII clones, guilds and kick ass results from DDO-EU leading etc if needed.

P.S I excpect alot from my new guild D.S

Pm me with info on your guild etc if i´m "not to much for you".

You may have underestimated the uberness of the Thelanis population. After reviewing all of the details of your documentation carefully, I conclude that you are slightly above average in Thelanis (we are that good over here). In particular, your participation in the elite Shroud speed run earns you 158.25 Thelanis uber points (it could have been as high as 162, but I noted a little coat-tailing in parts 3 and 5). The Thelanis average uber rating is currently about 145. So you are healthily in the middle of the bell curve. We on Thelanis don't like to post our best achievements because in addition to extreme uberness, we have almost unparalleled levels of humility. I don't want to give away too many details (all that humility--you know), but a typical PUG Thelanis elite Shroud speed run takes about 15-18 minutes. Each of the Thelanis guilds has a secret minimum Thelanis uber point level needed to qualify. I don't want to give away any secrets, but Legion's rating is 325 (you don't cut it yet). Hang out here for a while and we will teach you how to get better. After a year or so of hard work, you might get uber enough for some of the elite guilds. And you will gain massive humility skills. Cuz that's what Thelanis is all about--mad uber skilz and the humility to never reveal just how uber we are.

[Arlith]

You may have underestimated the uberness of the Thelanis population. ....deleted for brevity.... Cuz that's what Thelanis is all about--mad uber skilz and the humility to never reveal just how uber we are.

(Wipes coffee from nose)
Thelanis and humility in the same sentence. +1 to you.

[gorloch]

(Wipes coffee from nose)
Thelanis and humility in the same sentence. +1 to you.

You and liquids coming out your nose I swear...


PIXA

[Yargore]

lets just get that drunk-slacker Blafs to thelanis and we can start up a new 'super guild'.. and we drag yargore n weram back aswell.. then we have an open space for one more player so we can play duel accounts on all raids :P

I even got a name for it: Sweded (from Be kind rewind)

Haha, that sounds good. But I wonder if it wouldn't be better not to fill the last spot, as the risk of getting a piker is just too high. We're Thelanis after all..

[Mekkah]

I just find it funny how all these "elite former EU" players come over here and then shortly go "inactive."

DARPA took one of them from us, thank God.

[Braegan]

I just find it funny how all these "elite former EU" players come over here and then shortly go "inactive."



Well it's gotta be tough being the big dogs where you come from, then come over here to find oneself an average smallfry.

:D

[Braegan]

You and liquids coming out your nose I swear...


PIXA

An unsettling trend I've seen as well...

:D

[SpanishBlueEyes]

Reminds me more of getting a new puppy...
He comes in your house and the 1st thing it does, is pi$$ on the carpet.
So I guess we rub your nose in it, slap your a$$, and throw you in the backyard like any other bi@tch. ;)

+1 to you. I dont use the smack on the ass though i like to pop them real good in the nose to make sure they know it was me. :D

[SpanishBlueEyes]

just because no one has said this. Please let me know who your alts are so i can steer clear of the uberness as i don't want the chance of some skills fallin on me and ruining (sp?) my good name. :D

[maddmatt70]

Well i am a hardcore ex-e-ugamer=i have done it all: yeah beat the us speed elite runless then 23 mins (shroud). Gave away my **** on mthe eu servers.
Looking for a hardcore elitist guild on thelanis. Yeah my toons suck atm and i am not buying a accuont to get it better. even thou i have "some stuff from argonessesens as i move in".
I Do not accept invites from wannabeeguilds.

If you need i can give you full ducumentaion from fps/CS/UtII/UTIII clones, guilds and kick ass results from DDO-EU leading etc if needed.

P.S I excpect alot from my new guild D.S

Pm me with info on your guild etc if i´m "not to much for you".

The U.S. record is not 23 minutes its 22 minutes and its not held by a Thelanis guild.

[Mekkah]

Well it's gotta be tough being the big dogs where you come from, then come over here to find oneself an average smallfry.

:D

Touche! ;)

Once a big fish in a little pond, coming across an even bigger pond, to find out they don't amount to doo doo? ;)

[quintuss]

Well, i got no plans to go inactive, just building up chars before i start pestering the Thelanis populace :)





P.S.: Devourer > Khyber > Thelanis ......... just saying :D

[Braegan]

Well, i got no plans to go inactive, just building up chars before i start pestering the Thelanis populace :)





P.S.: Devourer > Khyber > Thelanis ......... just saying :D

Hmmm, if Thelanis is so far down your list...why are you here again? :rolleyes:

[quintuss]

Well, devourer would be my first choice if we would get F2P and and influx of new players + US forums access just because the EU forums are nearly completely deserted.

Khyber is my home for now and Thelanis will be the 2nd US server i will be levelling toons on because there's a lot of old european players i'd like to run with again. :)

Besides: my comparison was written with a grin. Devourer players may be better, worse or equal to players on other servers. But it is the server i first set my feet on the sweet soil of Stormreach, so it will always be no. 1 to me ;)

[Thanimal]

Brett? Is that you? Brett Favre??

I didn't even know you played DDO!

[bartcom2000]

Brett? Is that you? Brett Favre??

I didn't even know you played DDO!



yeah... he does.. he retired a few months ago but decied to come back and play for another server....:D

[Psyk0sisS]

I was thinkin more along the lines of Kanye West...specifically from the South Park episode with "fish sticks"! :p

[SpanishBlueEyes]

LOL i didn't know bret knew how to use a computer other than for a door stop or a truck stop.

[bartcom2000]

Do you like fish sticks?

[Vivanto]

Hmmm, if Thelanis is so far down your list...why are you here again? :rolleyes:

Turbine >>>>>>> CM ;)

[Arlith]

yeah... he does.. he retired a few months ago but decied to come back and play for another server....:D

I heard they are going all the way this year.

[Arlith]

You and liquids coming out your nose I swear...


You should see the liquids that come out my.... ****, gotta go answer the door.

[petegunn]

Well i am a hardcore ex-e-ugamer=i have done it all: yeah beat the us speed elite runless then 23 mins (shroud). Gave away my **** on mthe eu servers.
Looking for a hardcore elitist guild on thelanis. Yeah my toons suck atm and i am not buying a accuont to get it better. even thou i have "some stuff from argonessesens as i move in".
I Do not accept invites from wannabeeguilds.

If you need i can give you full ducumentaion from fps/CS/UtII/UTIII clones, guilds and kick ass results from DDO-EU leading etc if needed.

P.S I excpect alot from my new guild D.S

Pm me with info on your guild etc if i´m "not to much for you".

How long after you've been weighed , measured and found wanting will we see inactive in your signature too ?

[Arlith]

How long after you've been weighed , measured and found wanting will we see inactive in your signature too ?

Oh, good movie... +X rep for the Knights Tale reference.

Edit... Or I would if it didn't tell me I have to spread it around a little. Sorry.

[Arlith]

For those interested, I have found a picture of Gleipner. He is one badd azz mofo. Don't mess with him.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GnKzSt2JOYY/SL0bsz-7DSI/AAAAAAAABeg/coGZhRmMZuY/s400/mommy-baby-tattoo.jpg

[Psyk0sisS]

How long after you've been weighed , measured and found wanting will we see inactive in your signature too ?

Sounds like, by his lack of recent forum response, it could already be so. ;)

[Vivanto]

For those interested, I have found a picture of Gleipner. He is one badd azz mofo. Don't mess with him.

Apparently I have to spread around some more rep first :/

[petegunn]

Sounds like, by his lack of recent forum response, it could already be so. ;)

Aye the waterworks elite at level 16 has been the breaking point of many a (MONSTER/RAVAGER)

[78mackson]

I just find it funny how all these "elite former EU" players come over here and then shortly go "inactive."

DARPA took one of them from us, thank God.

There was 20 or so players joining Thelanis when I joined up(at some hours they were the biggest guild online. well that I could spot on the online list(storm*sumthing* excluded) and before I got inactive(mostly due to cash-flow problems), I saw like one of em online. I guess the flowers over here wasnt as red as they would first imagine...

well.. just start fresh on the newly opened server and see if you will stick there for more then 3 months.. its kinda frustrating not having twinks or a shroud factory going(just see the new server discussion) :D

[Gleipner]

well.. just start fresh on the newly opened server and see if you will stick there for more then 3 months.. its kinda frustrating not having twinks or a shroud factory going(just see the new server discussion) :D

Yepp this i will tryout 4 sure, however i will settle down on Thelanis (and if i get bored with the new server give 110% to what ever project i am involved with), only after the dust from ftp has dropped.
Thanx for all the pm:s and replys, it´s always good to poke the hive abit to get some of it´s content out and then decide if there are any nice spots to land on.

[Syriania]

For those interested, I have found a picture of Gleipner. He is one badd azz mofo. Don't mess with him.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GnKzSt2JOYY/SL0bsz-7DSI/AAAAAAAABeg/coGZhRmMZuY/s400/mommy-baby-tattoo.jpg

Ohmigosh! I loove the picture!! :D

[Arlith]

Ohmigosh! I loove the picture!! :D

It's me @ 8 months. :rolleyes:

I thought it was an excellent pick.

[Rayzorlew]

It's me @ 8 months. :rolleyes:

I thought it was an excellent pick.
Yeah, that pic is priceless!

[LeCutter]

Our guild is so uber, so hardcore, so serious that we don't actually play DDO, or any other games for that matter. anymore. We're just too **** uber. If we like the cut of your jib we may, just may - though I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you - invite you to our IRC channel where we sit around and talk about how hardcore we are in all aspects of our lives. Seriously. Hell, I just joined a full-contact origami league! Doesn't get much more hardcore than that, baby!

[Arlith]

Our guild is so uber, so hardcore, so serious that we don't actually play DDO, or any other games for that matter. anymore. We're just too **** uber. If we like the cut of your jib we may, just may - though I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you - invite you to our IRC channel where we sit around and talk about how hardcore we are in all aspects of our lives. Seriously. Hell, I just joined a full-contact origami league! Doesn't get much more hardcore than that, baby!

Watch those paper cuts. Especially with the onion skin paper! Feel the burn. FEEL THE BURN!!!!

[78mackson]

Our guild is so uber, so hardcore, so serious that we don't actually play DDO, or any other games for that matter. anymore. We're just too **** uber. If we like the cut of your jib we may, just may - though I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you - invite you to our IRC channel where we sit around and talk about how hardcore we are in all aspects of our lives. Seriously. Hell, I just joined a full-contact origami league! Doesn't get much more hardcore than that, baby!

eurm.. what makes you think that a hardcore player actually talks about ddo while playing it.. then your not hardcore enough.. gleipner is a really fun n social dude to play with, and knows his "****", he also is a loudmouth n drink a bit much.. but is also more helpfull towards non-experienced players then he likes to admit(just like that baby picture ;D)

[LeCutter]

eurm.. what makes you think that a hardcore player actually talks about ddo while playing it.. then your not hardcore enough.. gleipner is a really fun n social dude to play with, and knows his "****", he also is a loudmouth n drink a bit much.. but is also more helpfull towards non-experienced players then he likes to admit(just like that baby picture ;D)

Swing and a miss.