Khyber Sucks Because_____?

[bartcom2000]

Oh, How shal I count the ways.......

Let's see how many truths we can speak of said server!!!! :D

........they are midol starved drama queens that need to pull the vibrating feedback controller away from their pants and get real boyfriends?:mad::D


The hate feels powerful maaaaster.............










For the sensitive souls out there -I m jj btw

[Psyk0sisS]

Khyber may suck, but we dont Sw****w! :p

[Pallol_One-Eye]

Khyber may suck, but we dont Sw****w! :p

It is my understanding from previous Khyber posts that this information is not entirely correct.

Anyone want to comment...Someone who's name begins with a G maybe???;):D:eek:

[Leyoni]

Khyber Sucks Because_____?

Like Thelanis it ISN'T Ghallanda! :D

[Psyk0sisS]

The only swallowing going on in Khyber is by the Cube eating our threads :D lol

[Pallol_One-Eye]

The only swallowing going on in Khyber is by the Cube eating our threads :D lol

I think Gawna may have some words of wisdom here....once her mouth is free!;):D;):D:p

[Psyk0sisS]

I think Gawna may have some words of wisdom here....once her mouth is free!;):D;):D:p

ROFL! :eek:

[bartcom2000]

The only swallowing going on in Khyber is by the Cube eating our threads :D lol

But does the cube swallow? hmmmmmm?



hey that cube just swallowed my huge thread, he took it all in one gulp!!! lolz!!

[Gornn]

I think Gawna may have some words of wisdom here....once her mouth is free!;):D;):D:p

You don't have that kind of time to wait, Pallol. But let me tell you this: Khyber does it all. Khyber does things you're scared to HEAR about, never mind try.

We have no limits, no scruples, no morals. Karma is our b****.

Woot. :D

[Pallol_One-Eye]

You don't have that kind of time to wait, Pallol. But let me tell you this: Khyber does it all. Khyber does things you're scared to HEAR about, never mind try.

We have no limits, no scruples, no morals. Karma is our b****.

Woot. :D

Even though my server transfer is on hold, I do have a couple of power leveling lowbies bopping around Khyber now.

I f you happen to run into 1 I'd advise running away at ludicrous speed;)

Just ask the n00b group I dragged through all the Korthos quests on elite so I'd not ever have to go back. Clerics healing....bah I say. Why heal when I can outkill the rest of the party?

[al73r]

Khyber may suck, but we dont Sw****w! :p

So you spit it in Argo's mouth and they swallow!

[Fluffy_the_Goth]

Like Thelanis it ISN'T Ghallanda! :D

Leyoni beat me to it

[cdbd3rd]

You don't have that kind of time to wait, Pallol. But let me tell you this: Khyber does it all. Khyber does things you're scared to HEAR about, never mind try.

We have no limits, no scruples, no morals. Karma is our b****.

Woot. :D

It is truly a great and wondrous place to visit. (occasionally)
...but I'm not sure I'd want to live there.

;)

[LawstCawz]

Even though my server transfer is on hold, I do have a couple of power leveling lowbies bopping around Khyber now.

I f you happen to run into 1 I'd advise running away at ludicrous speed;)

Just ask the n00b group I dragged through all the Korthos quests on elite so I'd not ever have to go back. Clerics healing....bah I say. Why heal when I can outkill the rest of the party?

Lol... because your lvl 1's are so much more uber? :rolleyes: I'd've sat there and let you do the menial work. Dragging? More like suckered! :cool:

[Pallol_One-Eye]

Lol... because your lvl 1's are so much more uber? :rolleyes: I'd've sat there and let you do the menial work. Dragging? More like suckered! :cool:

Thanks for your support, we all apreciate your encouragement. +1 rep for you.

[Belwaar]

So you spit it in Argo's mouth and they swallow!

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Oh yes...IBTL :D:D:D:D:D

[Trina]

Leyoni beat me to it



Me too!

[Zaal]

those feekie's wanna know what i'm wearing !!!

[Pyromaniac]

Doubt this thread will be here in a couple hours, but there's really no need...

We know New Xoriat (Thelanis) is the best server there is. It was proven in the server raiding competition.

[Yajerman01]

Oh, How shal I count the ways.......

Let's see how many truths we can speak of said server!!!! :D

........they are midol starved drama queens that need to pull the vibrating feedback controller away from their pants and get real boyfriends?:mad::D


The hate feels powerful maaaaster.............










For the sensitive souls out there -I m jj btw


Khyber sucks because they take all the uber and new players away from other servers leaving the hate mongers to post their forum bantar :)

[Yajerman01]

I think Gawna may have some words of wisdom here....once her mouth is free!;):D;):D:p


you know in reality I feel like a potential white filling in between Gwana and Aussie because Gwana literally lives 10 miles west of me and Aussie lives roughly 7 miles east of me. I wish they would play double stuff with me! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

[NXPlasmid]

wrong forum.

[Shaamis]

To: All other servers
From: Khyber

Don't hate us, appreciate us.

Don't be jealous that Khyber has the sexiest, beautiful, and hottest ladies in all DDO, just pay the $$$ for the Xfer over, and join in the "Fun"

Just remember, where there are the hot ladies of Khyber, there are also an equal amount of Muscular, Well-proportioned Dwarves close by.

Shaamis is back from his vacation! :cool: wanna see my tan lines? :p

......Oh, and by the way, Shaamis is wearing his "Party" Lampshade, sandals and "party" kilt, with extra pockets for Ale.

Everyone in the pool!

[Yajerman01]

Oh, and by the way, Shaamis is wearing his "Party" Lampshade, sandals and "party" kilt, with extra pockets for Ale.

Everyone in the pool!



<breaks out the filet mignon and stocks the wet bar. Ready when you are Shaamis!>

I frgot where i put the shot glasses though :confused:

[bartcom2000]

Hey serious question, is it against forum rules to post a picture of me (a man) in a pink speedo sitting on my bed? I kinda have a hairy chest...... would that offend?

[Yajerman01]

Hey serious question, is it against forum rules to post a picture of me (a man) in a pink speedo sitting on my bed? I kinda have a hairy chest...... would that offend?


I would assume it is a priviledge not a right. Head with caution!

[al73r]

Hey serious question, is it against forum rules to post a picture of me (a man) in a pink speedo sitting on my bed? I kinda have a hairy chest...... would that offend?

i'm sure tolero would like it. Go for it!

[Pallol_One-Eye]

you know in reality I feel like a potential white filling in between Gwana and Aussie because Gwana literally lives 10 miles west of me and Aussie lives roughly 7 miles east of me. I wish they would play double stuff with me! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Sounds like you may be a lucky guy.....as long as their Forum types are what they are in RL....who knows?

[bartcom2000]

Bunch of Girls!!!!!!!!!!!

All Hail Thelanis!!!!!!!! ( the origional Thelanis b/c xoriat sucks too)

Thelanis Rocks!!!!!

Xoriat Sucks!!!!

Khyber Comes in a close second in suckage to Xoriat!!!!!!!! (thats only b/c Khyber survived the first round of loser servers that were aborted!!!!)

Thelanis = Uber Khyber = Stuber!!!!!!!

Nanny-Nanny-Boo-Booooooo!!!!

[Yajerman01]

Bunch of Girls!!!!!!!!!!!

All Hail Thelanis!!!!!!!! ( the origional Thelanis b/c xoriat sucks too)

Thelanis Rocks!!!!!

Xoriat Sucks!!!!

Khyber Comes in a close second in suckage to Xoriat!!!!!!!! (thats only b/c Khyber survived the first round of loser servers that were aborted!!!!)

Thelanis = Uber Khyber = Stuber!!!!!!!

Nanny-Nanny-Boo-Booooooo!!!!

I think Thelanis was mispelled. Isn't it "TheLamest" and/or "TheAnis"

[Belwaar]

you know in reality I feel like a potential white filling in between Gwana and Aussie because Gwana literally lives 10 miles west of me and Aussie lives roughly 7 miles east of me. I wish they would play double stuff with me! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Apparently I've given too much rep to you brother ;):eek:;)

[Psyk0sisS]

Wait till I get home, I got something for you Bart :mad: ... :D

[Yajerman01]

Apparently I've given too much rep to you brother ;):eek:;)


Actually i cant - I clarified with AUssie that shes in the same town as Gwana, so their both to my left. Thats why its easy for me to say "exit...stage right even"

[bartcom2000]

Wait till I get home, I got something for you Bart :mad: ... :D




....../whiney voice

"Wait till i get home... my daddy is gonna be soooooooooo pi$$ed you said that Bart.... he is gonna like Burn you bad, you are gonna get soooo served b'atch"!!!


Bring it!!!!:D

Man I cant wait till all servers get aborted and merged into the only real server Thelanis!!!


Carpe Thelanis! :D

Khyber - Voted number 1 server by the N.A.M.B.L.A. Choice awards, 3 years running!!!

[Strakeln]

Oh, How shal I count the ways.......

Let's see how many truths we can speak of said server!!!! :D

........they are midol starved drama queens that need to pull the vibrating feedback controller away from their pants and get real boyfriends?:mad::D


The hate feels powerful maaaaster.............










For the sensitive souls out there -I m jj btwSomeone has repressed their desires to come to Khyber.

[Kalari]

Its like vegas

You take your characters there loot, gamble with their lives play a few drinking games get into a drama fight


Then you go back to your server and try not to talk about it or the amazing amount of head/butt aches you have for weeks after...:eek::p

Just kidding Khyber is probably a cool server eventually i'll put a girl on there for now Ive got too many others to terrorize :)

[Psyk0sisS]

....../whiney voice

"Wait till i get home... my daddy is gonna be soooooooooo pi$$ed you said that Bart.... he is gonna like Burn you bad, you are gonna get soooo served b'atch"!!!


Bring it!!!!:D

Man I cant wait till all servers get aborted and merged into the only real server Thelanis!!!


Carpe Thelanis! :D

Khyber - Voted number 1 server by the N.A.M.B.L.A. Choice awards, 3 years running!!!


http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee265/Titchubah/BreakDancingLeonidas.gif YOU GONNA GET SERVED! :D

[bartcom2000]

Someone has repressed their desires to come to Khyber.


Maybe, but you would have to first remove the "e", change the "o" to a "u", and replace the "to" with a "in"..........:D

[Psyk0sisS]

This is why Khyber doesn't suck ( cause this guy plays on Thelanis :D )

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee50/psyk0siss/IHeartBart.jpg

[bartcom2000]

/HUGE (Legion type) Z-Snap!!!

OH NO HE DIDEEENNT!!

Just Wait Till I Get home!!!!!! :D

Better get in before lock here!!!!!

everyone in before lock gets rep. that is if the points I am about to get dont exceed 10......... lolz



Oh yeah, Message for the cube, Remember Heeeee Started it!!!!!! :D

[Psyk0sisS]

ROFL!! I'm laughing so hard :D

I cant wait :), all in good fun :p

[NXPlasmid]

really can't allow this to fall of the first page of the forums...

[Yajerman01]

This is why Khyber doesn't suck ( cause this guy plays on Thelanis :D )

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee50/psyk0siss/IHeartBart.jpg


WHOOT!

+1 "THElANIS" REP SLAM!!!!!

[bartcom2000]

This is why Khyber doesn't suck ( cause this guy plays on Thelanis :D )

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee50/psyk0siss/IHeartBart.jpg


We are Khyber!!!!!!!!! rarrrr!! pffft! Meow!!!!

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s34/bartcom2000/pwnd.jpg

[Psyk0sisS]

ROFL, you told me you weren't gonna show anyone that pic of me!! :D :mad: :p

I'll rep ya tomorrow, I'm all out :(

[Kalari]

I think those pictures above have scarred my retna's

my poor eyes so freaking hideous...

/barf

[bartcom2000]

ROFL, you told me you weren't gonna show anyone that pic of me!! :D :mad: :p

I'll rep ya tomorrow, I'm all out :(

i'm out too. lets see if our ability to post lasts through tomorrow!!!

Thelanis ROX!!!!!!!!!!!

And if you think that pic was bad, you should see what i have comming for another topic... just waiting for the right time to pounce!!!!!!!!:D

Consider khyber Served!!!!

[Psyk0sisS]

LOL, keep me informed :)

[Lorichie]

We are Khyber!!!!!!!!! rarrrr!! pffft! Meow!!!!

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s34/bartcom2000/pwnd.jpg

sigh...i suspect i'll never be able to sleep again...

R

[Psyk0sisS]

LOL I just had a thought. Give's a whole new meaning to "Go loot that Harry Chest" (Arraetrikos)

[Tolero]

So let's see...

- Rep shenanigans. Check
- Provoking other users. Check.
- Bumping. Check.
- Pictures that I probably will need bleach to scrub out of my mind. Check.

Rest in peace little thread, your suffering has come to an end.