I AM the most Uber!!

[NXPlasmid]

Well ok, I'm really not, but there are obviously people who feel they are the Uberz, have the leet tactics, and pwn all. If you are, then post it here for all to see. If you have the guts, can you withstand the rest of Khyber rating your Uberness on a scale of 1-10?

[Gornn]

On a sliding scale of monks, Spoon, ur a 10. :D

[bartcom2000]

Well ok, I'm really not, but there are obviously people who feel they are the Uberz, have the leet tactics, and pwn all. If you are, then post it here for all to see. If you have the guts, can you withstand the rest of Khyber rating your Uberness on a scale of 1-10?



I am chuck norris!!!!

[Mithran]

You've heard of Aristotle, Socrates? Morons!

[Mts]

It's true, I am the uberest.

[NXPlasmid]

On a sliding scale of monks, Spoon, ur a 10. :D

i can haz uberz!!!! Now I can hit ALL the optionals in Gawna's Carvern! :D:eek::D

[Yajerman01]

ooops! sorry, thought there were ubers in here, just popped my head in to see them, owell, moving on.

[Slink]

I can't rate myself but Juk is prolly the most uberleetsaucienest player on the server.

I'd give anyone here 100 bucks to level a "lenerd" to cap when it reaches 20.
I bet noone on the server would go much further past 10.

When you're gimpin that hard, dude, you gotta pwn.

S.

[Qwijy]

My quest completions list:

0 Shroud
0 Hound
0 VoD
0 DQ
0 SoS
2 Reavers
4 VoN
8 Titan
11 Accursed Ascension

I am the most uber... piker.

[Gornn]

i can haz uberz!!!! Now I can hit ALL the optionals in Gawna's Carvern! :D:eek::D

you couldnt hit the options in gawna's cavern with a map, a flashlight, and $100 gift certificate to the S&M shop. :D

[Shaamis]

You've heard of Aristotle, Socrates? Morons!

Never get in a battle of Wits with a Sicilian! (or something like that....:P)

[Jay203]

fail-proof tactic:
Don't die :cool:

[Emili]

Never get in a battle of Wits with a Sicilian! (or something like that....:P)

God, I miss my Vizzini :(


... oh sorry, carry on... As you wish. :( :( :(

[Rabbi_Hordo]

I am the most super duper uber death machine...note NOT death-dealing machine...ROFL!

[NXPlasmid]

i Am The Most Super Duper Uber Death Machine...note Not Death-dealing Machine...rofl!

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[NXPlasmid]

you couldnt hit the options in gawna's cavern with a map, a flashlight, and $100 gift certificate to the S&M shop. :D

Yeah, that sorta true, as soon as I enter I go straight for the finishing moves...

[Aussieee]

Well ok, I'm really not, but there are obviously people who feel they are the Uberz, have the leet tactics, and pwn all. If you are, then post it here for all to see. If you have the guts, can you withstand the rest of Khyber rating your Uberness on a scale of 1-10?
Alright now who are my post?:P
I just wanted to approve somebodys EGO and tell them to go back to the hole they came out from............ **** I guess some other time:)

[NXPlasmid]

Alright now who are my post?:P
I just wanted to approve somebodys EGO and tell them to go back to the hole they came out from............ **** I guess some other time:)

You mean Gawna's Cavern? oh wait, she's all about INGO, not EGO. Well here is the perfect place for EGO approval and hole stuffing!

[Luckylu]

I came in here looking for Mavnimo, where is he?

[Aussieee]

You mean Gawna's Cavern? oh wait, she's all about INGO, not EGO. Well here is the perfect place for EGO approval and hole stuffing!

O man stop dreaming she is taken:) Well I think she allows renting the cavern for a bit but thats it;)

[Dymond]

-5

[Lo_Pan]

You've heard of Aristotle, Socrates? Morons!

to paraphrase Descrates (spelling there? I'm not sure and I ain't gonna google him!)

- 'How do I know you are real, how do I know that you are not some deceitful demon on my shoulder feeding lies into my ears?'.

[Gawna]

you couldnt hit the options in gawna's cavern with a map, a flashlight, and $100 gift certificate to the S&M shop. :D
I can attest that Gornn can hit all the Gawna's Cavern optionals with no hands. :D



O man stop dreaming she is taken Well I think she allows renting the cavern for a bit but thats it
The cavern is always open for you, Aussie - you don't even have to make reservations! xoxo

[Aussieee]

I can attest that Gornn can hit all the Gawna's Cavern optionals with no hands. :D



The cavern is always open for you, Aussie - you don't even have to make reservations! xoxo
**** how do I say no to this:)

[Demoyn]

I can attest that Gornn can hit all the Gawna's Cavern optionals with no hands. :D



The cavern is always open for you, Aussie - you don't even have to make reservations! xoxo

Here I was wanting to post for my ego, and you guys had to go turn this thread into something else before I posted. :(

[Indrn_Fretgoop]

WARNING! THREAD DELETION IMMINENT!
Ghom is the uberest even though he's never seen Gawanas cavern! He is sure after 6 hours he can make his way through the puzzle.

[NXPlasmid]

WARNING! THREAD DELETION IMMINENT!
Ghom is the uberest even though he's never seen Gawanas cavern! He is sure after 6 hours he can make his way through the puzzle.

Oh yeah, it's easy just flip the bean... uh, I mean switch at the entrance and enter. Then it's just a matter of which optionals how many times and in what order. But if you do anything that stops you moving you get punched in the gooch.

[Gornn]

WARNING! THREAD DELETION IMMINENT!
Ghom is the uberest even though he's never seen Gawanas cavern! He is sure after 6 hours he can make his way through the puzzle.

You wouldn't even be able to find the lever to open the door to the cavern. Nevermind figuring out what to do if you managed to get it open :D

[Belwaar]

You wouldn't even be able to find the lever to open the door to the cavern. Nevermind figuring out what to do if you managed to get it open :D

I'm still looking...isn't it somewhere in the Twelve :confused::eek::D

[NXPlasmid]

I'm still looking...isn't it somewhere in the Twelve :confused::eek::D

There might be a sort of bearded "devil" involved, even if the beard is mostly missing...

[Belwaar]

There might be a sort of bearded "devil" involved, even if the beard is mostly missing...

Devils are now shaving? :eek::eek::eek:

[NXPlasmid]

Devils are now shaving? :eek::eek::eek:

Well they better be if they want me to give 'em a smack down! ;)

[Belwaar]

Well they better be if they want me to give 'em a smack down! ;)

What about a Hitler mustache? :D

[NXPlasmid]

What about a Hitler mustache? :D

LMAO Clearly the devil is in the details... ;)

[Belwaar]

LMAO Clearly the devil is in the details... ;)

Touche good sir :p

[Gawna]

Oh yeah, it's easy just flip the bean... uh, I mean switch at the entrance and enter. Then it's just a matter of which optionals how many times and in what order. But if you do anything that stops you moving you get punched in the gooch.

Now you, too, can threaten gooch punching since you got a lesson in what it is. :D

P.S. The curtains don't match the carpet because I have wood floors.

[NXPlasmid]

Now you, too, can threaten gooch punching since you got a lesson in what it is. :D

P.S. The curtains don't match the carpet because I have wood floors.


ROFLMAO!!!! Kudos to your interior decorator!

[Belwaar]

Now you, too, can threaten gooch punching since you got a lesson in what it is. :D

P.S. The curtains don't match the carpet because I have wood floors.

LMAO!! :p:p:p:p:p:p

Do you wax your floors? :eek::D:eek:

[Yajerman01]

LMAO!! :p:p:p:p:p:p

Do you wax your floors? :eek::D:eek:


there is wax involved in something i AM SURE

[NXPlasmid]

LMAO!! :p:p:p:p:p:p

Do you wax your floors? :eek::D:eek:

Of course she doesn't, Gornn does. Wood floors require careful maintenance. First they have to be stripped which can be done either carefully or quite roughly in one quick motion (so long a you don't damage the wood). Then the wax needs to be hand rubbed on the floors and any other hard wood near by, such as a banister or freestanding coat rack. Then everything gets buffed to a high glossy sheen. If you ever wondered what Gornn is doing when he isn't raiding, now you know.

[Gawna]

Of course she doesn't, Gornn does. Wood floors require careful maintenance. First they have to be stripped which can be done either carefully or quite roughly in one quick motion (so long a you don't damage the wood). Then the wax needs to be hand rubbed on the floors and any other hard wood near by, such as a banister or freestanding coat rack. Then everything gets buffed to a high glossy sheen. If you ever wondered what Gornn is doing when he isn't raiding, now you know.

It's hard work, but Gornn is a trooper!

[Strakeln]

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