Why Im so great.

[tyranthraxus]

I feel the need to tell everyone just how awesome I am. Led Zeppelin would write songs about my skills. I only roll with quality players also...all you poseur guilds can gets to steppin - put a quarter in ya ass cause you played yourself. I play this game blindfolded now for a challenge. When you plebeian's were doing giant cave runs and co6 runs - I was chillin in the twelve...I only run VOD on elite shortman... if u cant do the shroud in 15 mins why do u even bother logging on???
Finally Im filthy rich - however I want to hereby offer my service's to the unwashed masses(thats you) - I am willing teach you how to be awesome...for a price. It wont be cheap so all you over-grown paper boys and car wash attendant's keep dreaming - however if u have the means and the desire to be truly awesome contact the following people who I have in my employ and they will see to it that I am available :

Sheol
Chester
Cadeyrn
Treaka

Previous students include but not limited too :

Samadhi
Achnan
Ooogly
Oken
Brooknicer
Meniss
Prettykitty

[ChaelaAnne]

I feel the need to tell everyone just how awesome I am. Led Zeppelin would write songs about my skills. I only roll with quality players also...all you poseur guilds can gets to steppin - put a quarter in ya ass cause you played yourself. I play this game blindfolded now for a challenge. When you plebeian's were doing giant cave runs and co6 runs - I was chillin in the twelve...I only run VOD on elite shortman... if u cant do the shroud in 15 mins why do u even bother logging on???
Finally Im filthy rich - however I want to hereby offer my service's to the unwashed masses(thats you) - I am willing teach you how to be awesome...for a price. It wont be cheap so all you over-grown paper boys and car wash attendant's keep dreaming - however if u have the means and the desire to be truly awesome contact the following people who I have in my employ and they will see to it that I am available :

Sheol
Chester
Cadeyrn
Treaka

Previous students include but not limited too :

Samadhi
Achnan
Ooogly
Oken
Brooknicer
Meniss


I can do nothing but bow down to your awesomeness and confirm the increadible mad skillz.

[kingfisher]

I feel the need to tell everyone just how awesome I am. Led Zeppelin would write songs about my skills. I only roll with quality players also...all you poseur guilds can gets to steppin - put a quarter in ya ass cause you played yourself. I play this game blindfolded now for a challenge. When you plebeian's were doing giant cave runs and co6 runs - I was chillin in the twelve...I only run VOD on elite shortman... if u cant do the shroud in 15 mins why do u even bother logging on???
Finally Im filthy rich - however I want to hereby offer my service's to the unwashed masses(thats you) - I am willing teach you how to be awesome...for a price. It wont be cheap so all you over-grown paper boys and car wash attendant's keep dreaming - however if u have the means and the desire to be truly awesome contact the following people who I have in my employ and they will see to it that I am available :

Sheol
Chester
Cadeyrn
Treaka

Previous students include but not limited too :

Samadhi
Achnan
Ooogly
Oken
Brooknicer
Meniss
Prettykitty

he also is a rock legend in his spare time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZp5HevV9bs - he is the kid on the right ripping neil young

[bartcom2000]

I am Chuck Norris not you! All Hail Me!! Not him!

[Return_To_Forever]

So where is the list of previous students that shows the teaching was successful?

[tyranthraxus]

So where is the list of previous students that shows the teaching was successful?

Don't get on your high horse with me.Admit you're barely fit to associate with the great wonderful dynamic magnificent omnipresent omnipotent munificent ineluctable Tyranthraxus! Only by admitting your basic inadequacies can you ever hope to be redeemed by the blessing of the god-like Tyranthraxus.

[Kistilan]

I am Chuck Norris not you! All Hail Me!! Not him!

I know Chuck Norris.

You're not Chuck Norris.

[Return_To_Forever]

Don't get on your high horse with me.Admit you're barely fit to associate with the great wonderful dynamic magnificent omnipresent omnipotent munificent ineluctable Tyranthraxus! Only by admitting your basic inadequacies can you ever hope to be redeemed by the blessing of the god-like Tyranthraxus.

Is this like hypnosis?

You think I'm great, you think I'm awsome!

[bartcom2000]

I know Chuck Norris.

You're not Chuck Norris.

I am too Chuck Norris!!! And I Rock!

[Ota]

I am here to tell you, that this "Tyranthraxus" is a lie. I paid him over 5000cp for him to make me uber, and look!! Does this look like someone that is uber?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2421/3586811512_266224c530.jpg

No, that "Tyranthraxus" took my money and ran. He probably doesn't even know how to spec for wild empathy and thorny bushes. We must unite against him now!!

[tyranthraxus]

Ota Ill have you know that im a millionaire...and I will fly my private jet anywhere in the world to fight you.Im fluent in Judo / Vadha Kempo / and Irish stick fighting...don't write checks you can't cash...

[Ota]

I have a super soaker with your name written on it if you get within 5 provinces of me.

[tyranthraxus]

To all of you simpletons who feel the need to chime in with your pedantic rantings let me say this...I cannot be tracked on radar...I have a triple backbone, I was sired by the Wolf Man.

[oogly54]

So where is the list of previous students that shows the teaching was successful?

Ouch! A student can only hope to learn. I spent all my money, all my time, and still I am so lacking that Tyran will no longer waste his generous time on me.

[Fluffy_the_Goth]

Is Firepower one of your students? Because he solo'd the abbot for me last night while I piked..

I'm pretty sure he is epic and you are beyond epic.

[tyranthraxus]

OOG! You just passed your final test!! Congratulations you now join the ranks of the DDO Illuminati!
Everyone who reads this is hereby required to refer to Oogly as "Your Excellency" or simply "Oh Great One".
Wanna have respect and power? Want to crawl out of the sewer that is your life? You know what to do...

[Ilandrya]

To all of you simpletons who feel the need to chime in with your pedantic rantings let me say this...I cannot be tracked on radar...I have a triple backbone, I was sired by the Wolf Man.

Lycanthropy should now be added to the game. Hail to the son of Wolfman Jack. Your Kung Fu is strong. :)


he also is a rock legend in his spare time - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZp5HevV9bs - he is the kid on the right ripping neil young

Not sure if you are serious about this or not given the vast amounts of sarcasm dripping from this thread, but in any event, it is very nice work. Thanks for the link.

[chester99]

As the old saying goes, give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he eats for probably a long time, depending on the initial population density of the body of water he most often fishes, his abilities therein and his taste for fish, which if I were the student, would be about a day and a half. In any case, the most effective method here is to kill the man, at which point he requires no fish to live and in some cultures, could actually serve as entertainment and/or sustinance. In much the same way the Russians used Lenin's body as a stunt double in many popular movies or the time that Pee Wee Herman was fired from a canon as part of his probation re: his otherbation. So I think you see where I'm going with this when I say: all hail Chester and probably avoid false prophets and/or teachers depending on your mood and willingness to waste money.

[Arkat]

Come to Khyber noob.

[Jebise]

I tried to read the OP, but I lacked the mad skillz to read the awesomeness

[tyranthraxus]

Come to Khyber noob.

My dear sir...I try to educate you, but you refuse to listen to me. Time is fleeting. Soon one runs out of it. Even for the great mighty powerful Tyranthraxus , one day his day will come where he will ascend to heaven to run the universe.

[Arkat]

My dear sir...I try to educate you, but you refuse to listen to me. Time is fleeting. Soon one runs out of it. Even for the great mighty powerful Tyranthraxus , one day his day will come where he will ascend to heaven to run the universe.

Not if you come to Khyber nooby nooberton.

[KatanAztar]

I feel the need to tell everyone just how awesome I am. Led Zeppelin would write songs about my skills. I only roll with quality players also...all you poseur guilds can gets to steppin - put a quarter in ya ass cause you played yourself. I play this game blindfolded now for a challenge. When you plebeian's were doing giant cave runs and co6 runs - I was chillin in the twelve...I only run VOD on elite shortman... if u cant do the shroud in 15 mins why do u even bother logging on???
Finally Im filthy rich - however I want to hereby offer my service's to the unwashed masses(thats you) - I am willing teach you how to be awesome...for a price. It wont be cheap so all you over-grown paper boys and car wash attendant's keep dreaming - however if u have the means and the desire to be truly awesome contact the following people who I have in my employ and they will see to it that I am available :

Sheol
Chester
Cadeyrn
Treaka

Previous students include but not limited too :

Samadhi
Achnan
Ooogly
Oken
Brooknicer
Meniss
Prettykitty

:D

http://i40.tinypic.com/311uzdh.jpg

[tyranthraxus]

Not if you come to Khyber nooby nooberton.

With your continued presence on this forum, stupidity shall reign supreme!

[Arkat]

With your continued presence on this forum, stupidity shall reign supreme!

You beat to that by merely starting this thread.

[tyranthraxus]

You beat to that by merely starting this thread.

Please stop, you have such a limited intellect. Nothing you say makes sense.
I get so tired of all the stupid, ignorant, and illiterate people on your forum. How can you people stand yourselves not being able to spell, think, or state a simple thought?
What a bunch of nincom****s.

[Arkat]

...state a simple thought?


Here's a simple thought for you: You're a clown.

:p

[oogly54]

OOG! You just passed your final test!! Congratulations you now join the ranks of the DDO Illuminati!
Everyone who reads this is hereby required to refer to Oogly as "Your Excellency" or simply "Oh Great One".
Wanna have respect and power? Want to crawl out of the sewer that is your life? You know what to do...

The student becomes the teacher. I was aware of my greatness and only pretended to be ignorant to trick you into acknowledging the greatness that is OOOOOOGLY!!!


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

[ChaelaAnne]

The student becomes the teacher. I was aware of my greatness and only pretended to be ignorant to trick you into acknowledging the greatness that is OOOOOOGLY!!!


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

You acknowledge your own greatness enough for all of us Oog.

[kingfisher]

Not sure if you are serious about this or not given the vast amounts of sarcasm dripping from this thread, but in any event, it is very nice work. Thanks for the link.

the kid defines uber. and thusly makes this thread better, which is why i post. tyran needed a soundtrack anyway.

him again w/ mule - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHrj4-c57ho&feature=related

[Logicman69]

Unlike the OP. I am so un-uber that my own hireling dropped party on me mid-quest.

I am the Anti-Tyranthraxus!

[WolfSpirit]

To all of you simpletons who feel the need to chime in with your pedantic rantings let me say this...I cannot be tracked on radar...I have a triple backbone, I was sired by the Wolf Man.

My SON!

Good to see SOME of my Awesomeness has fallen from this Tree!

[cpito]

Don't get on your high horse with me.Admit you're barely fit to associate with the great wonderful dynamic magnificent omnipresent omnipotent munificent ineluctable Tyranthraxus! Only by admitting your basic inadequacies can you ever hope to be redeemed by the blessing of the god-like Tyranthraxus.

So.... who are you again? :eek:

[tyranthraxus]

So.... who are you again? :eek:

I am like God and God like me
I am as large as God
He is as small as I
He cannot above me or I beneath him be!

[Belwaar]

He cannot above me or I beneath him be!
:confused:

[Kraak]

Ota Ill have you know that im a millionaire...and I will fly my private jet anywhere in the world to fight you.Im fluent in Judo / Vadha Kempo / and Irish stick fighting...don't write checks you can't cash...


Sorry bro - you need more than $1M to own and maintain a private jet.

[kingfisher]

I am like God and God like me
I am as large as God
He is as small as I
He cannot above me or I beneath him be!

Silesius, nice.

[Fluffy_the_Goth]

Tyran is my hero.

[txnroger]

I'm sorry, but I read this and all I can do is laugh. You are like what, 5 years old with ADHD? If not you should get yourself checked out. Once you start comparing yourself to God, that leads down a whole path of trouble.

[tyranthraxus]

I'm sorry, but I read this and all I can do is laugh. You are like what, 5 years old with ADHD? If not you should get yourself checked out. Once you start comparing yourself to God, that leads down a whole path of trouble.



I'm sorry You should be.


but I read this and all I can do is laugh That's kinda the point.


You are like what, 5 years old with ADHD? Like...no


Once you start comparing yourself to God, that leads down a whole path of trouble. I have my own personal saviors.

[Ota]

I'm sorry, but I read this and all I can do is laugh. You are like what, 5 years old with ADHD? If not you should get yourself checked out. Once you start comparing yourself to God, that leads down a whole path of trouble.

He oppresses trees too :(

[winsom]

Is Brooknicer still around, on another character perhaps?

[Samadhi]

Is Brooknicer still around, on another character perhaps?

Don't think he's been around since lvl cap 12.