The Cube is Red!

[Garth_of_Sarlona]

The cube has become red!

http://forums.ddo.com/image.php?u=37&dateline=1243455129

What does this mean?!!?

I'm both confused and disturbed by this recent change!

Garth

[spifflove]

The horns might have something to do with it.

[Baltire]

The cube has become red!

http://forums.ddo.com/image.php?u=37&dateline=1243455129

What does this mean?!!?

I'm both confused and disturbed by this recent change!

Garth

The cube is mad at you Garth.........

[Lost_Leader]

He ate a raspberry elf? You know those things stain.

[Borror0]

I don't think it means good news.

In case someone needs to check:
http://forums.ddo.com/member.php?u=37

[Missing_Minds]

If I read things correctly.. Cube has been eating a lot of roast peppers.

edit: actually it would end up being rather funny if the color of the cube indicated Turbine's DefCon level.

[Garth_of_Sarlona]

Maybe The Cube is upset with the delay of mod9? Or Shavarath finally got a hold on The Cube and turned him into a devil.

Does The Cube have anything to say about this?

Garth

[ArkoHighStar]

the cube has grown angry with us for our non believing ways, quick he needs a sacrifice, throw Branmamuffin at him, maybe that will satisfy hiw troll lust for a while:D

[Angelus_dead]

What does this mean?!!?
It's a Fiendish Gelatinous Cube, as found on the plains of Shavarath.

Fiendish Oozes are intelligent and can train class levels. A Fiendish Gelatinous Cube usually finds Monk levels give the best support for their natural disadvantages.

[Garth_of_Sarlona]

It's a Fiendish Gelatinous Cube, as found on the plains of Shavarath.


Finally... this means I can banish the Cube!

Garth

[Belwaar]

The Cube has a couple Monk levels splashed into it? :eek:

Oh no...that's actually two MONKS in it...oh ok..n/m :D

[Invalid_50]

whats next? an undead incorporeal cube?!:eek:

Edit: he kind of looks like a cinnamon jolly rancher.

[Garth_of_Sarlona]

And his sig just changed!



I eat boots of anchoring.


!!!???

Garth

[totmacher]

he got the fiend template added, so he's a fiendish cube now. maybe mod 9 is on the cusp?

[totmacher]

And his sig just changed!



!!!???

Garth

boots of anchoring are the mod 9 item that don't allow you to be banished from shavarath

[Gratch]

Boots of anchoring are talked about on Llama land by one of the NPC's. They help you not get banished off Shavarath. Heh. So first the fiendish cube eats your boots... then he banishes you.

All evily HAIL the feindish cube. May his horned splishsplashyness eat transgressors and impediments to Mod9 release.

[Altarboy]

Does this count as new content?

[ArkoHighStar]

And his sig just changed!



!!!???

Garth

A_D is right he has become a fiendish troll, and now resides on Shavarath

Boots of anchoring were alluded to in mod 9 as something that would prevent you from getting banished from shavarath.

[Baltire]

Does this count as new content?

This IS Mod9...........


Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

[MrWizard]

Hey Kool-aid?

http://forums.ddo.com/image.php?u=37&dateline=1243455129

[Azdraugnor]

Ahaha! I was right!

I'm maintaining that Turbine has been taken over by aliens (or possibly demons), who are using the headquarters as a foothold for a full-scale invasion.
That is, I was right about the demons part.

All hail the fiendish cube!

[Garth_of_Sarlona]

Hey Kool-aid?

http://i40.tinypic.com/2agl1mf.png

[Strakeln]

And this, my friends, was both your content and your SS, all in one.

Hope it lasts you for a year or more!

[Gratch]

Hey Kool-aid?
http://forums.ddo.com/image.php?u=37&dateline=1243455129

Yes, but once the Fiendish Cube breaks through the wall and eats your post he says:

OH YEAH... NOT

[ArkoHighStar]

Oh great Cube, we your faithful sides summon you to smite the non believers, in all thy new red flashiness, let them see the world through your rose colored cubed glasses

and BTW love the horns very chic:D

[Quanefel]

Maybe he got lose and devoured a bunch of these?

http://www.ferrarapan.com/html/rh_history.html

[Inspire]

Nausea? Heartburn? Indigestion? Upset Stomach?... ... ... *cough*...

[ShaeNightbird]

That's a Cubeubus.

[Quanefel]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2agl1mf.png

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=5846165

[dejafu]

It's a Fiendish Gelatinous Cube, as found on the plains of Shavarath.

Fiendish Oozes are intelligent and can train class levels. A Fiendish Gelatinous Cube usually finds Monk levels give the best support for their natural disadvantages.

Attention Turbine: If you introduce Fiendish Gelatinous Cube Monks in Mod 9 or 10, complete with said Cubes doing cartwheel attack animations, all will be forgiven.

[MrWizard]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2agl1mf.png

hee hee

[Karranor]

http://www.imageinnovationsllc.com/images/DDO_SS/karranor_monster_cube.jpg

[GlassCannon]

It's been Turned!

Fiendish Gelatinous Cube...

Quick! Who has Banishment loaded?

[ArkoHighStar]

It's been Turned!

Fiendish Gelatinous Cube...

Quick! Who has Banishment loaded?

Fool you cannot banish the cube on his home plane

All Hail the mighty Fiendish Cube!!!!!

[Lymnus]

The fiendish cube is 70 feet long and 50 feet tall, and it weighs about 130 tons.

The fiendish cubecannot speak.

Combat

The fiendish cube attacks with its claws, teeth, horns, and tail.

The fiendish cube’s natural weapons are treated as epic weapons for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction.

Augmented Critical (Ex)

The fiendish cube’s bite threatens a critical hit on a natural attack roll of 18-20, dealing triple damage on a successful critical hit.

Frightful Presence (Su)

The fiendish cube can inspire terror by charging or attacking. Affected creatures must succeed on a DC 36 Will save or become shaken, remaining in that condition as long as they remain with 60 feet of the fiendish cube. The save DC is Charisma-based.
Improved Grab (Ex)

To use this ability, the fiendish cube must hit a Huge or smaller opponent with its bite attack. It can then attempt to start a grapple as a free action without provoking an attack of opportunity. If it wins the grapple check, it establishes a hold and can try to swallow the foe the following round.
Rush (Ex)

Once per minute, the normally slow-moving fiendish cube can move at a speed of 150 feet.

Swallow Whole (Ex)

The fiendish cube can try to swallow a grabbed opponent of Huge or smaller size by making a successful grapple check. Once inside, the opponent takes 2d8+8 points of crushing damage plus 2d8+6 points of acid damage per round from the tarrasque’s digestive juices. A swallowed creature can cut its way out by dealing 50 points of damage to the fiendish cube’s digestive tract (AC 25). Once the creature exits, muscular action closes the hole; another swallowed opponent must cut its own way out. The fiendish cube’s gullet can hold 2 Huge, 8 Large, 32 Medium, 128 Small, or 512 Tiny or smaller creatures.

Carapace (Ex)

The fiendish cube’s armorlike carapace is exceptionally tough and highly reflective, deflecting all rays, lines, cones, and even magic missile spells. There is a 30% chance of reflecting any such effect back at the caster; otherwise, it is merely negated. Check for reflection before rolling to overcome the creature’s spell resistance.
Regeneration (Ex)

No form of attack deals lethal damage to the fiendish cube. The fiendish cube regenerates even if it fails a saving throw against a disintegrate spell or a death effect. If the fiendish cube fails its save against a spell or effect that would kill it instantly (such as those mentioned above), the spell or effect instead deals nonlethal damage equal to the creature’s full normal hit points +10 (or 868 hp). The fiendish cube is immune to effects that produce incurable or bleeding wounds, such as mummy rot, a sword with the wounding special ability, or a clay golem’s cursed wound ability.

The fiendish cube can be slain only by raising its nonlethal damage total to its full normal hit points +10 (or 868 hit points) and using a wish or miracle spell to keep it dead.

If the fiendish cube loses a limb or body part, the lost portion regrows in 1d6 minutes (the detached piece dies and decays normally). The creature can reattach the severed member instantly by holding it to the stump.
Skills

The fiendish cube has a +8 racial bonus on Listen and Spot checks.
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Conclusion:
Flee in terror.
The cube is after you.

You can't banish this.
You can't FoD this.
You can't PK this.
In fact, you can't touch this.

Praise to the cube.

[Ilandrya]

MOD 9 is.... could it be? could it?

Well... back in Feb in another thread (http://forums.ddo.com/showpost.php?p=2059466&postcount=64), Tolero stated that fiendish cubes were slated for mod 9..... : )

You will also note that Tolero's sig now links to the Kool & the Gang song, Celebration... under the heading of secret decoder things. (Wonder if they've been reading the music thread on our server forum. )

Then there is the boots reference, the horns...

[toughguyjoe]

The fiendish cube is 70 feet long and 50 feet tall

I hope this isn't from a rules compendium because...I'd hate to see a fiendish Rectangular gelatinous Monster.

Fiendish Gelatinous CUBE sounds so much more awe inspiring.

[Ilandrya]

Conclusion:
Flee in terror.
The cube is after you.

You can't banish this.
You can't FoD this.
You can't PK this.
In fact, you can't touch this.

Praise to the cube.

The Cube's new theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1T46ZVXGc8&feature=related) ...

[Asketes]

maybe the cube ate mod 9 and has indegestion

[Dark_Helmet]

mmm, cherry flavor...

[Missing_Minds]

Finally... this means I can banish the Cube!

Garth

Can't banish them out of their home plane of existance. Which in cube's case is the forums.

[FluffyCalico]

The cube has become red!

http://forums.ddo.com/image.php?u=37&dateline=1243455129

What does this mean?!!?

I'm both confused and disturbed by this recent change!

Garth

Now that he is cherry flavor we can turn the tide and eat him.

Wonder if a few days later we would have a brown cube :eek:

[cardmj1]

Have you learned nothing!?

Don't drink the Kool-aid without proof against poison...

[Belwaar]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2agl1mf.png

Haha..nice!

[Kadran]

The cube has become red!

http://forums.ddo.com/image.php?u=37&dateline=1243455129

What does this mean?!!?

I'm both confused and disturbed by this recent change!

Garth

Turbine just decided to give the Cube blanket immunities. No more FoD for us! =/

[Thrudh]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2agl1mf.png

LOL... oh you rule, man...

[elraido]

Cube still can't open doors....we are fine.

[Belwaar]

Cube still can't open doors....we are fine.

What if it teleports like the devils? :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Kadran]

Cube still can't open doors....we are fine.

The picture above says it all. "Oohhhh yeah." He'll crash threw the wall with style.

[Lymnus]

I hope this isn't from a rules compendium because...I'd hate to see a fiendish Rectangular gelatinous Monster.

Fiendish Gelatinous CUBE sounds so much more awe inspiring.
He used to be 50 by 50 feet.
But then he ate a tarrasque.

So he stretched.

[Mudcnd]

Mod 9 is late by months , why should we care if the forum executioner is red or pink for that matter !

Give us new content and stop screwing around with silly stuff!

[elraido]

The picture above says it all. "Oohhhh yeah." He'll crash threw the wall with style.

yeah but then he shrinks and we can just beat him with muckdooms.

[Azdraugnor]

What if it teleports like the devils? :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Sweet Dol Dorn. Save us!

[Berryman]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2agl1mf.png

LMFAO. I was reading this comic strip. The Kool aid guy is chilln on his couch and these kids bust in and trash his wall and all the stuff around it and the Kool aid guy says something like. Man this sucks. LMFAO

[Demoyn]

What does this mean?!!?


It probably means that he finally realized that he's nothing more than an internet mall cop and got embarrased for his family.

[Azdraugnor]

It probably means that he finally realized that he's nothing more than an internet mall cop and got embarrased for his family.
The Cube is a glorious entity. I will continue to worship it, whether it be gelatinous or fiendish.

[Demoyn]

The Cube is a glorious entity. I will continue to worship it, whether it be gelatinous or fiendish.

Worshiping the cube is like worshiping Roscoe P. Coltrain (did I just date myself?)! Nobody will ever respect you for it.