Ghallanda Light Presents: Real Men of Genius

[Draccus]

*cue bass drum*


Ghallanda Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(background singer: Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Cheat Death Capstone Developer
(Mr. Cheat Death Capstone Developerrrrrr)

You wanted to reward a player for sticking to his class for 20 levels. You want to help rogues deal with the fact that they're more fragile than other melees. And you did it...after they're already dead.
(shouldn't have gotten yourself killed anywaaaaaay)

Epic Dodge? No. Sneak Attacks on undead or constructs? No. A rez on top of the rez the cleric is going to throw you anyway? You betcha!
(regretting those 2 fighters levels now, aren't youuuuuuu?)

Like a driver whose solution to an odd engine noise is to turn up the radio, you deftly address the symptom, and not the cause. But hey, they're just rogues!
(shoulda rolled a ranger)

So crack open an ice cold Ghallanda Light, oh Captain of the Capstones and don't forget to close that barn door...the horse has bolted.
(Mr. Cheat Death Capstone Developerrrrrrr!)

[kingfisher]

+1
nice form

[Belwaar]

Nicely done! :D

[Gratch]

Let me show you how much iced Thelanis you get for one iced Ghallanda Light.... calorie wise.

[Fetchi]

Nicely done!

[Aesop]

I'm Aesop and I approve this message

[Longshot7]

Niice.. How many other's heard the music and the guy from Survivor singing?

[valorik]

I <3 cheat death, it's like a worse version of a level 8 cleric spell

you mister dev sir are indeed a man of true genious...

[Montrose]

+1

Congratulations, you have won the internet. Well played, sir.

[totmacher]

lol that's awesome

[Belwaar]

Niice.. How many other's heard the music and the guy from Survivor singing?

I was singing it and hearing the guy in my head... :D

[Sirea]

*golfclap*

Your love of rogues is admirable to say the least, Draccus.

[Freewill]

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5452/songg.jpg

+1 for Ghallanda :D

[Bashear]

Hilarious. Nice work

[Nezichiend]

Darn, I shouldn't have taken those two lvls of ranger on my rogue...

I get to miss people making fun of me, REROLL! :rolleyes:

[Anthios888]

How do you really feel about it?

[Pfamily]

Twas a 'ting-a-beauty...well done!
:D:D:D

[Mindspat]

Like a driver whose solution to an odd engine noise is to turn up the radio, you deftly address the symptom, and not the cause. But hey, they're just rogues!
(shoulda rolled a ranger)


it's like "Well, they are Rogues and yes they are very squishy. No matter how they're played they're going to die. I know, let's give them an ability to res themselves so Clerics won't have to rez them anymore. It's like they can cheat death even though they still died, I love it!"

[valorik]

as dreseks clerical follower I approve of cheat death now.

[Psyk0sisS]

Love it.../bump :)

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Draccus again."

[Devastation]

The truth hurts... it hurts like a dagger in my back...

+1 rep awesome post!

[Sunderedforge]

Well played, Sir. Well played.

[cdbd3rd]

Missed this the first time by - thanks for nudging back onto the front page.

:)

[Psyk0sisS]

Missed this the first time by - thanks for nudging back onto the front page.

:)

I missed it too, but since he's a shameless promoter I saw he linked it in another thread and I thought it deserved a bump :D

[Kadran]

Hilarious. +1

[Reverand]

*cue bass drum*


Ghallanda Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(background singer: Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Cheat Death Capstone Developer
(Mr. Cheat Death Capstone Developerrrrrr)

You wanted to reward a player for sticking to his class for 20 levels. You want to help rogues deal with the fact that they're more fragile than other melees. And you did it...after they're already dead.
(shouldn't have gotten yourself killed anywaaaaaay)

Epic Dodge? No. Sneak Attacks on undead or constructs? No. A rez on top of the rez the cleric is going to throw you anyway? You betcha!
(regretting those 2 fighters levels now, aren't youuuuuuu?)

Like a driver whose solution to an odd engine noise is to turn up the radio, you deftly address the symptom, and not the cause. But hey, they're just rogues!
(shoulda rolled a ranger)

So crack open an ice cold Ghallanda Light, oh Captain of the Capstones and don't forget to close that barn door...the horse has bolted.
(Mr. Cheat Death Capstone Developerrrrrrr!)

OMG, i actually laughed out loud at this one. Sad thing its all right on the button. Nice work +1 rep from me.

~Reverand

[Draccus]

I missed it too, but since he's a shameless promoter I saw he linked it in another thread and I thought it deserved a bump :D

Pfft...don't even get me started on Tharne's Wrath II :)

http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=183889

[Eladrin]

That's pretty awesome.

[Justicar]

hahaha, awesome post Drac

[eclipsechild]

Very, very funny!

[jmonty]

(shoulda rolled a ranger)



hahha

well done

[Belwaar]

hahha

well done

I read this again and it's just as funny the 2nd time, especially if you really read it like the commericals :p:p:p

Well done sir!!

[skyking613]

Yup, I could so hear the annoucer and the singer in the back of my mind.

Oh Oh do the cleric one now, lol

[Zenix_Leviticus]

Well Done!!

[Sanjinn]

Very well done! That was pretty darn funny! Gave ya a rep point for that :)

[Psyk0sisS]

Ok Drac., now you need to do a DDO Dub of the commercials! :)

I suggest possibly this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEYInUvLalQ&feature=related) (mostly corporate setting)

OH GOD if I had the equipment to do it, this would be amazing!

[Rindalathar]

Drac,

You express in words what my vomit expressed to the toilet after reading about the Rogue Capstone.

BTW, are you taking that PoS, because I'm pretty sure I'm staying pure.

[Yshkabibble]

Outstanding

[Kromize]

The truth hurts... it hurts like a dagger in my back...

Ah, it's okay, you can just rez urself afterwards. :P Not actually cheat death or anything like that....

[BLAKROC]

That's pretty awesome.

yes, yes it is indeed!!!

+ to rep for op:cool:

[OneT]

This is the best rep deserving post I've seen in a while.

+1

[Spisey]

Ah, it's okay, you can just rez urself afterwards. :P Not actually cheat death or anything like that....


rofl! signed! :D

Cakes to the rescue! Nothing like killing a capstone not even implemented into live by adding store cakes for the same effect!

Great post OP! +1 rep!

**** (I agree) clickie box! :D

[Blind_Skwerl]

+1.

Now do ones for:
Mr. roleplaying during a lootrun pug guy.
Mr. raid cleric with no scrolls, wands or pots guy.
Mr. ranger asking for a barkskin guy.

[Ranmaru2]

whatever happened to that giant thread of these we used to have?

[Twerpp]

Haha, this was on of those weak ones IMO. Hopefully more dopey useless capstone BS to come in the near future... sadly you wont be able to have this one at the same time!

[Cowdenicus]

Vanash gives this OP two thumbs up, and +rep.