Creative use for haflings

[baylensman]

Well we are waiting and waiting so lets trade a few useful tips to help the adventurer out.

Stack three haflings end to end to make a 10 foot pole, (everyone seems to need one to touch something)
Hang on the back of carts to use as mudflaps.
Tie to a stick to use as dragon sized q-tips (or h-tips) for ear cleaning.
Turn them upside down and dip in chalk dust and use as bingo card inkers.
Sliced very thin and broiled use as a pizza topping.
Put them on roller skates and push hard down a tunnel to check if all traps are disarmed.
Feed them lots of candy time em to a tree and hit with a stick (piniata?)
Keep one handy in case you ever have and itchy kneecap.

there must be hundreds of more uses for them what do you think?

[Thrudh]

Snowshoes

[NXPlasmid]

Snowshoes

Halfling plus can opener equals Warforged with knee problems.:mad:

Tchopstick

[bandyman1]

Seriously bro;

You don't wanna get me started on my usages for Warforged ;).

[BLAKROC]

Female Giant Tampon :eek:

[Pfamily]

Female Giant Tampon :eek:
No, that would be sheep.

[MDS_Geist]

Dragon Dim Sum.
If all else fails, outrun the halfling. :)

[Indrn_Fretgoop]

ottomans and stepping stools

[GlassCannon]

pi** one off real good and throw it into a family reunion armed with pointy sticks for a good laugh

Living Grenades are the best use I can think of.

They make excellent Dropped Tool finders, for those tight hard to reach places in many a machine.

I've seen a halfling "p*rn star" running around Argonessen... perhaps she's in the 'petite' category...

They make great Meatballs in Draconic Spaghetti, particularly the Barbarians.

[Pfamily]

Instead of cookies and cakes at Festival...baked halflings with a nice frosting and sprinkles?

[Slink]

This is by far the most exciting use for a halfling.

Early season or late, gather 10 or so halflings into a cage.
Remove them one at a time and place it into a large burlap sack.

*Careful though* this is when they are prompted into biting
and we all know what disasterous diseases can come from a halfling bite!

Place the halfling into the bag and spin it around as quickly as possible.
Approximately 20-30 rotations is typically sufficient.
This will place the halfling into a deep induced state of unconciousness, similar to sleep.
Remove the halfling and place his head under his arm and hide him/her in thick weeds/underbrush.
Repeat until all halfling have been scattered throughout a large field.
Call all of your buddies and invite them on the "hunting trip"
Rangers with manyshot excel at this form of sport.
At any rate it can be hours of fun for the closest of friends and or family.

This will leave you with an abundance of halflings that are perfect for stews, soups and
even the smokeshed.

Mmmmm, smoked halfling.
Just the thought is making me drool.

[Jesen]

Place a table hat on their head and you have yourself a portable cup holder. Make sure to find one with high dexterity so he does not spill anything.

[baddax]

and i will call him mini me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCU1qQ0cw6U&feature=related