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moops
04-24-2009, 04:19 PM
Or shall I say girls/guys that prefer Men?

Give us girls something, be it a Skinny Emo Drow with Chest and Arms covered in tattoos , or Super Buff Human with 30inch biceps. . .Or a Dwarf wearing leather Chaps.

But don't ignore that DDO has a large amount of female players- give us a Header option or splash screen with a beef cake..

Thelmallen
04-24-2009, 04:29 PM
How's this (http://forums.ddo.com/showpost.php?p=2119824&postcount=342)?

QuantumFX
04-24-2009, 04:30 PM
Moops wants her Eric Cartman!!!

If you want to achieve you must believe! BEEFCAKE!!!!!! :D

gfunk
04-24-2009, 04:32 PM
Or shall I say girls/guys that prefer Men?

Give us girls something, be it a Skinny Emo Drow with Chest and Arms covered in tattoos , or Super Buff Human with 30inch biceps. . .Or a Dwarf wearing leather Chaps.

But don't ignore that DDO has a large amount of female players- give us a Header option or splash screen with a beef cake..

I thought that females were less visual, prefering to rely more on their imagination.

Or at least that's what I tell my wife when she tells me to shave and put on some decent clothes.

Emili
04-24-2009, 04:38 PM
I thought that females were less visual, prefering to rely more on their imagination.

Or at least that's what I tell my wife when she tells me to shave and put on some decent clothes.

:p I hope she smacks you. :D

caution
04-24-2009, 04:41 PM
I thought that females were less visual, prefering to rely more on their imagination.

Or at least that's what I tell my wife when she tells me to shave and put on some decent clothes.

I think they should get what they want.. it is just eye candy in the end and no harm if they get the same.

Last time I looked my wife wasn't the same proportions as that succubus either! ;)

Aesop
04-24-2009, 04:42 PM
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG32.jpg

someone like this

buff and you already know he's hung like a... well you understand

:)

Aesop


note: I have nothing against the Succubus image.

Thelmallen
04-24-2009, 04:45 PM
I just read the dwarf in leather chaps part of your post. ugh....

Borror0
04-24-2009, 04:45 PM
Last time I looked my wife wasn't the same proportions as that succubus either! ;)
Your life partner does not have wings either, eh?

gfunk
04-24-2009, 04:45 PM
I just read the dwarf in leather chaps part of your post. ugh....

really? I thought that was what you had in mind when you made your first response ;)

moops
04-24-2009, 04:48 PM
How's this (http://forums.ddo.com/showpost.php?p=2119824&postcount=342)?
Your link makes me rply to you. . .TRICKERY



Moops wants her Eric Cartman!!!

If you want to achieve you must believe! BEEFCAKE!!!!!! :D

Eric Cartmon, I was thinking more like Vampire Hunter D Or Hagi from Blood+ with no shirt.


I thought that females were less visual, prefering to rely more on their imagination.

Or at least that's what I tell my wife when she tells me to shave and put on some decent clothes.

MINUS 150 DKP and you takn Sally Sans clothing next time with no heals.

Also An Image is imagination function.


http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG32.jpg

someone like this

buff and you already know he's hung like a... well you understand

:)

Aesop


note: I have nothing against the Succubus image. I mean its not like she's deepthroating a longsword

That''s more like it, cept what is with that pastel background? ALso, his hooves are a bit hairy for me:)

I have nothing agains the succbous images eihter, they just do nothing for me--they do not make me excited enough to run to the forum and post about their hotness. Give me Beef Cake, give me Emo Cake. Djinn cake is almost OK, but he doesn't LAST that long.

Lufia
04-24-2009, 04:50 PM
note: I have nothing against the Succubus image. I mean its not like she's deepthroating a longsword

PLX

MOAR SUCCUBUS!!!
MOAR LONGSWORDS!!!

Better yet lets add her dancing on a Anarchic Quarterstaff =)

MOARRRR!!!!


:):):):):):)

Borror0
04-24-2009, 04:51 PM
MINUS 150 DKP
More DoTs?

Thelmallen
04-24-2009, 04:55 PM
More DoTs?

Yes! More DoTs!!!

direwolf33
04-24-2009, 04:56 PM
Beeefcake!!!!

Anastasios
04-24-2009, 04:59 PM
This thread is not in good taste!!!

Screw you guys, I'm going home. Or maybe to Somalia-Arghh!!

Aeneas
04-24-2009, 05:01 PM
Somalia and Shavarath are in a close competition for "worst place to end up on a failed teleport"

SableShadow
04-24-2009, 05:03 PM
More DoTs?

DPS very slowly.

Aesop
04-24-2009, 05:05 PM
That''s more like it, cept what is with that pastel background? ALso, his hooves are a bit hairy for me:)

I have nothing agains the succbous images eihter, they just do nothing for me--they do not make me excited enough to run to the forum and post about their hotness. Give me Beef Cake, give me Emo Cake. Djinn cake is almost OK, but he doesn't LAST that long.

http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/chimage.jpg

http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/half-dragon.jpg

well here are a couple of more for ya then


I'm gonna leave the issues about the differences in male and female sexuality alone. I personally can appreciate the attractive qualities of both genders, but I understand that many don't or at least (in some cases) don't want to admitt to either themselves or others that they do.

Aesop

moops
04-24-2009, 05:11 PM
http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/chimage.jpg

http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/half-dragon.jpg

well here are a couple of more for ya then


I'm gonna leave the issues about the differences in male and female sexuality alone. I personally can appreciate the attractive qualities of both genders, but I understand that many don't or at least (in some cases) don't want to admitt to either themselves or others that they do.

Aesop

Wow, that first image is interesting on many levels. Did you do a search for Beef Cake with 4 heads?

QuantumFX
04-24-2009, 05:11 PM
DPS very slowly.

Fortunately, I have just enough energy drink to keep myself f*****g hyperactive...

Darn it! That's all I got without having the link handy...

Anyway: HIT IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

moops
04-24-2009, 05:14 PM
DPS very slowly.

Hit it like you mean it.

Kalari
04-24-2009, 05:15 PM
This is what im talking about:


http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/tyn616/Herdalis.jpg

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/tyn616/hothumangoodness.jpg

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/tyn616/hothumangoodness2.jpg

*Yummy*

Borror0
04-24-2009, 05:17 PM
HIT IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

Hit it like you mean it.
"WT* was that ****?"

moops
04-24-2009, 05:18 PM
This is what im talking about:


http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/tyn616/Herdalis.jpg

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/tyn616/hothumangoodness.jpg

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/tyn616/hothumangoodness2.jpg

*Yummy*

Yes, that last one, put him on my splash screen:)

SirShen
04-24-2009, 05:20 PM
Or shall I say girls/guys that prefer Men?

Give us girls something, be it a Skinny Emo Drow with Chest and Arms covered in tattoos , or Super Buff Human with 30inch biceps. . .Or a Dwarf wearing leather Chaps.

But don't ignore that DDO has a large amount of female players- give us a Header option or splash screen with a beef cake..

Do you mean something like this....

http://www.legendoftheseeker.de/bilder/promotion/promo06.jpg

moops
04-24-2009, 05:20 PM
WT* was that ****??

I'm going to do as gfunks says and use my imagination about what the above means.

I think you are asking if you can tell how someone is in bed by the way the lead raids?

jeffdnd
04-24-2009, 05:21 PM
Beefcake was what we called the trainer at our gym that always loaded up on protein supplements but didn't really work out so he was more pudgy with a big funny looking face that made you want to pinch his chubby cheeks.

moops
04-24-2009, 05:21 PM
Do you mean something like this....

http://www.legendoftheseeker.de/bilder/promotion/promo06.jpg

That will do:)
B4 you know Peep will come along and post more modeling pics( reference to Sarlona See who you are talking to thread)

SableShadow
04-24-2009, 05:23 PM
I think you are asking if you can tell how someone is in bed by the way the lead raids?

You mean, the louder they are, the more likely they're compensating for something?

Aesop
04-24-2009, 05:25 PM
Wow, that first image is interesting on many levels. Did you do a search for Beef Cake with 4 heads?

Actually I did a search for Incubus and Image and Fantasy... most pictures can't be shown on the forums though.

Aesop

moops
04-24-2009, 05:25 PM
You mean, the louder they are, the more likely they're compensating for something?

LOL

Or those who don't know what they are doing and assume the others will do all the work

Those that give so many instructions that its hard to enjoy the game,

Those who don't tell you what they want and get mad when you don't do what they want

And those whom seem to know what everyone can do and brings it all together like magic.

Kreaper
04-24-2009, 05:30 PM
A man with 30" arms?

Like this (http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&rlz=1T4ADBF_enUS317US318&q=gregg%20valentino&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi)?

SlipperyPete
04-24-2009, 05:30 PM
A man with 30" arms?

How does he scratch his back?

Here's some eye candy for you ladies http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y127/Todd22/woah.jpg

Thelmallen
04-24-2009, 05:33 PM
Your link makes me rply to you. . .TRICKERY

Fixed it

Aesop
04-24-2009, 05:33 PM
How does he scratch his back?

or other parts of his anatomy for that matter... in fact how does he walk through doors :D

Aesop

SableShadow
04-24-2009, 05:34 PM
in fact how does he walk through doors :D


The Cube seems to manage...

Turial
04-24-2009, 05:35 PM
or other parts of his anatomy for that matter... in fact how does he walk through doors :D

Aesop

Custom made doors....

sjwalker1973
04-24-2009, 05:36 PM
Well you could always get the standard Turbine answer:

'They're comming .. soon..' heh :D

QuantumFX
04-24-2009, 05:36 PM
I'm going to do as gfunks says and use my imagination about what the above means.

I think you are asking if you can tell how someone is in bed by the way the lead raids?

Hex: Borror0 doesn't play on Sarlona so he doesn't quite understand how funny this is to us! :D

Odd groups go left. Even groups got right.

Kalari
04-24-2009, 05:37 PM
hehe I vote Peep and Davey to model for the new splash screen ^_^

gfunk
04-24-2009, 05:38 PM
Somalia and Shavarath are in a close competition for "worst place to end up on a failed teleport"

Ill take my chances with shavarath... At least that place has the succubi going for it.

Borror0
04-24-2009, 05:39 PM
Hex: Borror0 doesn't play on Sarlona so he doesn't quite understand how funny this is to us! :D
I await the PM explaining everything to me

Osharan_Tregarth
04-24-2009, 05:40 PM
note: I have nothing against the Succubus image. I mean its not like she's deepthroating a longsword


Well, since you brought it up....

http://i.gizmodo.com/5222717/can-the-ipod-shuffle-be-swallowed

Kreaper
04-24-2009, 05:45 PM
Well, since you brought it up....

http://i.gizmodo.com/5222717/can-the-ipod-shuffle-be-swallowed

Oh, my...

Cedrica-the-Bard
04-24-2009, 05:46 PM
I couldn't agree more Moops. :D

moorewr
04-24-2009, 05:46 PM
Thread of the week material here folks...

Thelmallen
04-24-2009, 05:47 PM
Well, since you brought it up....

http://i.gizmodo.com/5222717/can-the-ipod-shuffle-be-swallowed

That picture on the right would make a good splash screen...

moops
04-24-2009, 06:12 PM
Maybe something like this: I don't dare do a search for Sexy Vampire fantasy. . .

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/simply_booked/ruori.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/simply_booked/caption-558571-20081122064327.jpg

Theboz
04-24-2009, 06:20 PM
maybe this will hold you ladies over for a while

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5301/dwarf2.jpg


:D

Olympia
04-24-2009, 06:29 PM
Or shall I say girls/guys that prefer Men?

Give us girls something, be it a Skinny Emo Drow with Chest and Arms covered in tattoos , or Super Buff Human with 30inch biceps. . .Or a Dwarf wearing leather Chaps.

But don't ignore that DDO has a large amount of female players- give us a Header option or splash screen with a beef cake..

hex, there's substantial scientific evidence that the current header will serve to titillate both genders. please see this link. (http://www.nytimes.com/2004/03/16/health/16SEX.html)

a snippet:

"In her study, which ignited a small firestorm, Dr. Chivers used a device to measure genital arousal in subjects as they looked at pornography. Heterosexual men, she found, were aroused by footage of men and women having sex. Gay men reacted to two men having sex. Women, regardless of sexual orientation, responded to everything."

essentially, women responded to all kinds of suggestive stimulti, be they pictures of beefcakes, women, etc. i would imagine that tartly succubi would work as well...

branmakmuffin
04-24-2009, 06:32 PM
Does no one pay attention (http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?p=2164883#post2164883)? Here's eye candy for everyone:

http://z.about.com/d/candy/1/I/q/4/-/-/smalleyes.jpg

MissAshley
04-24-2009, 06:38 PM
Well, since you brought it up....

http://i.gizmodo.com/5222717/can-the-ipod-shuffle-be-swallowed

I actually got to see Heather perform in Modesto with the Pretty Things Peepshow. She ate a light bulb. :eek:

moops
04-24-2009, 07:03 PM
I actually got to see Heather perform in Modesto with the Pretty Things Peepshow. She ate a light bulb. :eek:

Hmmm I wonder if she will ever Perform at Tourettes without Regrets?

Inspire
04-24-2009, 07:19 PM
I knew Canada was good for something;

Daniel Goddard as - The Beastmaster

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr295/InspireJonathan/DanielGoddard02.jpg

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr295/InspireJonathan/DanielGoddard01.jpg

Girls, good looking guys just ooze out of this country ;)

Ezzee
04-24-2009, 07:27 PM
Wait, there is eye candy for guys? I must've missed it.

Thelmallen
04-24-2009, 07:33 PM
maybe this will hold you ladies over for a while :D

LMAO. Nice! No chaps but Hexx did say she wanted a dwarf...

Thelmallen
04-24-2009, 07:36 PM
Girls, good looking guys just ooze out of this country ;)

I have two words in response to that statement and one of them is 'Dion'

branmakmuffin
04-24-2009, 07:42 PM
I have two words in response to that statement and one of them is 'Dion'
Surely you misspelled that.

http://marceldionne.com/marcel_dionne.jpg

Zaal
04-24-2009, 08:28 PM
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM35_gallery/MM35_PG32.jpg

someone like this

buff and you already know he's hung like a... well you understand



hmmm, had a second look and it seems your centaur has 'issues'... not exactly 'hung'... seems more like a she-taur without mamms... perhaps he's cold?

Zaal
04-24-2009, 08:32 PM
Here's a hottie for ya ladies:
http://theheftysection.typepad.com/the_hefty_section/images/2007/08/09/keep2.jpg

moops
04-24-2009, 09:56 PM
Here's a hottie for ya ladies:
http://theheftysection.typepad.com/the_hefty_section/images/2007/08/09/keep2.jpg

Hmmm not so nice in the looks department, where are the dreamy eyes? Those eyes look like he will eat me after we consumate our relationship.

vyvy3369
04-24-2009, 10:08 PM
I await the PM explaining everything to me
There is no aggro reset...

QuantumFX
04-24-2009, 10:12 PM
There is no aggro reset...

What is this **** about an aggro reset?

Quanefel
04-24-2009, 11:18 PM
Hmmm not so nice in the looks department, where are the dreamy eyes? Those eyes look like he will eat me after we consumate our relationship.

You make that last part sound like a bad thing. O_o

Borror0
04-24-2009, 11:27 PM
Hmmm not so nice in the looks department, where are the dreamy eyes? Those eyes look like he will eat me after we consumate our relationship.
Don't you want passion?

Phidius
04-24-2009, 11:35 PM
You make that last part sound like a bad thing. O_o

You beat me to it!

Kalari
04-25-2009, 02:04 AM
I knew Canada was good for something;

Daniel Goddard as - The Beastmaster

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr295/InspireJonathan/DanielGoddard02.jpg

http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr295/InspireJonathan/DanielGoddard01.jpg

Girls, good looking guys just ooze out of this country ;)

Dude I so need to move to Canada :)

Junts
04-25-2009, 02:10 AM
note: I have nothing against the Succubus image. I mean its not like she's deepthroating a longsword

hahahaha, you win the thread

Damionic
04-25-2009, 05:53 AM
For the Female population of DDO..I have listened to your cry's and I provide a link to your sate your earthly desires!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

branmakmuffin
04-25-2009, 10:26 AM
Dude I so need to move to Canada :)
John Candy was Canadian.

cpito
04-25-2009, 02:06 PM
The new header makes me giggle... more proof that boobs make the world go 'round! GO GO GIRL POWER!! :p

oh, and

/signed... more beef for us ladies! :D

Mudcnd
04-25-2009, 02:52 PM
Hows about this guy?
http://english.pravda.ru/photo/report/extreme_bodybuilders-2103

He kinda looks like if you poked him with a pin he would deflate ;)

ghettoGenius
04-25-2009, 03:07 PM
Just cast Summon VII and drool over the Efreeti's chisled form :P

moops
04-25-2009, 03:37 PM
Hows about this guy?
http://english.pravda.ru/photo/report/extreme_bodybuilders-2103

He kinda looks like if you poked him with a pin he would deflate ;)

wow. . .that is scary.

Kytten9
04-25-2009, 09:56 PM
For the Female population of DDO..I have listened to your cry's and I provide a link to your sate your earthly desires!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

You win the thread.

As a girl (who likes guys) I have to say that Succubus is hot and I'd hit it... But that's the whole idea behind the race anyway... Is that they are irresistable to everyone... Although I'd much prefer the tintalating Alu-Fiend that is Aliisza (because she gets to sleep with Pharaun!)

gemmal_trueshaft
04-27-2009, 04:09 AM
ok hears some Aussie beff cakes for u all

http://www.ohlalamag.com/en/2008/11/hugh-jackman-outback-shower-in-australia-.html


http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4239695104/nm0005132


http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3892288000/tt0112573


its a good start for girls/guys that like that sort of thing ..

Zaal
04-27-2009, 09:45 AM
Hmmm not so nice in the looks department, where are the dreamy eyes? Those eyes look like he will eat me after we consumate our relationship.


You make that last part sound like a bad thing. O_o

yeah, this thread is taking a dive... eek... did I say dive?

petegunn
04-27-2009, 10:33 AM
Some ladies love a wrong un ! its true , so heres a selection of bad uns for the ddo girls .

coming in at number one who could fail to love the cute
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/hanibal-l-431x300.jpg

rolling up at number two the ever so colourful
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/jigsaw-431x300.jpg

he'll turn your friends green with envy
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/thejoker-431x300.jpg

scores on the door for number four
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/mingmercy-431x300.jpg

number five I find your lack of faith disturbing
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/lordvader-431x300.jpg

number six "Sar-rah Con-ah?"
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/gruesome_terminator_431x300.jpg

True cuties to see you through those lonely stormreach nights

Optimistic_Guardian
04-27-2009, 10:48 AM
Hm I must say I think this thread is way out of wack and the responses are just as crazy. But what makes me laugh is a girl demanding for buffed guys as characters. I agree it would be fun to have additional modifications to our characters appearance for size and all, but not for sex appeal! I would have expected this from a guy asking for character with more revealing clothing and more provocative silhouettes. This is just too funny!!

Furbitor
04-27-2009, 10:58 AM
Here is some BEEFCAKE for ya Ladies!!! : :D

http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu93/furbitor/beefcake-1.jpg



heh heh. and if that wont do... mebe these guys:

http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu93/furbitor/barbarians.jpg

baddax
04-27-2009, 11:15 AM
You win the thread.

As a girl (who likes guys) I have to say that Succubus is hot and I'd hit it... But that's the whole idea behind the race anyway... Is that they are irresistable to everyone... Although I'd much prefer the tintalating Alu-Fiend that is Aliisza (because she gets to sleep with Pharaun!)

You, are my idol!

KoboldKiller
04-27-2009, 11:46 AM
Why are we perpetuating this?

thatguy
04-27-2009, 12:05 PM
Or shall I say girls/guys that prefer Men?

Give us girls something, be it a Skinny Emo Drow with Chest and Arms covered in tattoos , or Super Buff Human with 30inch biceps. . .Or a Dwarf wearing leather Chaps.

But don't ignore that DDO has a large amount of female players- give us a Header option or splash screen with a beef cake..

I think anything Turbine does here someone will find offensive/lacking/boring/distasteful. I say, make the entire site text based. Surely no one could be offended by text unless of course the text was arranged in such a way as to spell out offensive words. Lets just make the entire thing vanilla with plain black text on a white back round so everything will be exactly the same for everybody, therefore no one can possibly complain because all color and all options will have been removed. Why have any color that could possibly hurt some users eyes? Why have any images of any kind that could offend someone? Not a knock to the OP, just think the fervor over the new web site has been just a bit much.

Reminds me of something like this:

http://bloodcloakclan.net/Forums/index.php?topic=1176.0

Kalari
04-27-2009, 12:34 PM
Hm I must say I think this thread is way out of wack and the responses are just as crazy. But what makes me laugh is a girl demanding for buffed guys as characters. I agree it would be fun to have additional modifications to our characters appearance for size and all, but not for sex appeal! I would have expected this from a guy asking for character with more revealing clothing and more provocative silhouettes. This is just too funny!!

Hehe as I told my guildies the other night at my age being modest and coy has faded. When I was younger stuff like this would make me blush and retreat. Now that im older and a mom im happy to say "yeah I notice the opposite sex and sometimes think they are yummy to look at" More hotties for us ladies to appreciate please kthankbai ^_^

moops
04-27-2009, 12:41 PM
Hm I must say I think this thread is way out of wack and the responses are just as crazy. But what makes me laugh is a girl demanding for buffed guys as characters. I agree it would be fun to have additional modifications to our characters appearance for size and all, but not for sex appeal! I would have expected this from a guy asking for character with more revealing clothing and more provocative silhouettes. This is just too funny!!

Not asking for playing characters, but splash screens and header options--completely different.



I think anything Turbine does here someone will find offensive/lacking/boring/distasteful. I say, make the entire site text based. Surely no one could be offended by text unless of course the text was arranged in such a way as to spell out offensive words. Lets just make the entire thing vanilla with plain black text on a white back round so everything will be exactly the same for everybody, therefore no one can possibly complain because all color and all options will have been removed. Why have any color that could possibly hurt some users eyes? Why have any images of any kind that could offend someone? Not a knock to the OP, just think the fervor over the new web site has been just a bit much.

Reminds me of something like this:

http://bloodcloakclan.net/Forums/index.php?topic=1176.0

Where did I say I was offended? Or mention that others were? As a female player I would like to have a Male Hottie on the Splash Screen--or the option to put one in my Header--Heck I work from home, go ahead and make him naked:)

Gornin
04-27-2009, 01:02 PM
This explains why eye candy is always of the female variety.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3nx_qhy93Y

Nonan
04-27-2009, 01:14 PM
If we did the "Beefcake" graphics allwe would hear is,"Thats how I look like in RL..."

Its hard enough to deal with Internet Muscles let alone Internet Looks....

moops
04-27-2009, 02:29 PM
If we did the "Beefcake" graphics allwe would hear is,"Thats how I look like in RL..."

Its hard enough to deal with Internet Muscles let alone Internet Looks....

Yes, I do enjoy that since the Succubus Lady came to town, I've been either asked if I was a succubus/ or told I am a Succubus over 20 times--not.

gfunk
04-27-2009, 02:32 PM
Yes, I do enjoy that since the Succubus Lady came to town, I've been either asked if I was a succubus/ or told I am a Succubus over 20 times--not.

all women who play DDO look like the succubus.. its a fact..(in our minds).

moops
04-27-2009, 02:39 PM
all women who play DDO look like the succubus.. its a fact..(in our minds).

And all Canadian Males look like Daniel Goddard as - The Beastmaster--Wait, that's really you isn't it? I'm going to call you Beastmaster from no on whenever you play Leafy:)

branmakmuffin
04-27-2009, 09:34 PM
all women who play DDO look like the succubus.. its a fact..(in our minds).
So they all have a scaly black growth on their hands, forearms, torsos and breasts, horns and eyes with no irises or pupils?

Thelmallen
04-28-2009, 12:24 AM
So they all have a scaly black growth on their hands, forearms, torsos and breasts, horns and eyes with no irises or pupils?

Yes, exactly like that. Thanks for pointing it out.

transtemporal
04-28-2009, 12:53 AM
No silly moops, women are of lesser mental fortitude than men, and are likely to swoon at the sight of such things. :D

oberon131313
04-28-2009, 01:00 AM
So they all have a scaly black growth on their hands, forearms, torsos and breasts, horns and eyes with no irises or pupils?

What a ladies man!

Phidius
04-28-2009, 02:49 AM
So they all have a scaly black growth on their hands, forearms, torsos and breasts, horns and eyes with no irises or pupils?

Actually, the lighting is really bad... that "scaly black growth" is just devil scales sticking to their bods. It comes right off.

The horns are real, but you know what they're for ;)

ShaeNightbird
04-28-2009, 12:56 PM
The horns are real, but you know what they're for ;)

So they can pass RMV inspection? :p

branmakmuffin
04-28-2009, 09:18 PM
Yes, exactly like that. Thanks for pointing it out.
Everyone knows that iris-less and pupil-less eyes are hot.

cpito
04-28-2009, 10:26 PM
Hehe as I told my guildies the other night at my age being modest and coy has faded. When I was younger stuff like this would make me blush and retreat. Now that im older and a mom im happy to say "yeah I notice the opposite sex and sometimes think they are yummy to look at" More hotties for us ladies to appreciate please kthankbai ^_^

couldn't have said it better! :)

Rowanheal
04-28-2009, 10:48 PM
:)

I haven't giggled out loud at a thread in forever.

I even stopped to read all 5 pages worth.

Priceless.

There are quite a few ladies over there at Turbine. All of them have a fantastic sense of humor. This is probably a must read for watercooler talk.

I will throw in my vote for a beefcake splashscreen.

Omg the possibilities :D

See ya in Stormreach,

-R

forumhushi
07-18-2009, 02:06 PM
I, too, vote for equal-opportunity 'cake'. We have the sexy Succubus, who is a lot of fun, but why not have some variety and give us a nice Incubus too? (I admit, I'm biased, my most successful work to date revolves around the adventures of an Incubus.)

It seems like virtually every fantasy game has a Succubus...but almost never an Incubus. It's that subtle sort of...I hate to say sexism, because it's not like RAR RAR SEXIST...difference, really. I mean, I'm all for hot gals, but I'd also like some hot guys too. If we're going for fantasy, why not? You know those guys that tote around 100+ lbs of armour are built like brick houses!

I mean, who knows. We might see more variety in the loading screens with the upcoming new module. That would be really nice! And I hope they aren't going to get rid of the cute Succubus. But I just wanted to voice my support here, I think a little more variety in the realm of equality would be super. Succubus with her rather hand-shaped cups is pretty hot. A fantasy game can surely get away with, say, Incubus without a shirt on? She's only seen from the waist up, so he probably would be too. There, sorted! Equal opportunity cake.