Ode to Praut_Ektor

[bartcom2000]

Praut_ektor's humbling unity speach has caused me to change my way's......... His unyeilding vision of a united Thelanis ,.... one where little thelainian boys hold hands with the little immigrant xorian girls,......... and immigrant thoraskian men unite in passionate embrace............

Nevermore will I call for a marketplace ban on all of the lesser xorian species...... nevermore will I bed another xorian whench and flip her a copperpiece congratulating her on her recent experience in upbreeding.......

SO , my xorian brothe...uh..... friends,.... I embrace this new found paradyme with a symbolic yet appropriate bards tale.....

gather all ye with ears to hear and join in the uniting of All thelanis. !!!!!


Hail Praut_Ektor and his "A Thelanian's view on Thelanis" thread!!!!!



Im sailing away,.......... set an open course for the virgin sea.........
Ive got to be free,....... free to face the life thats ahead of me............
On board, Im the captain,........... so climb aboard................

Next Verse?...........

[Renegade66]

Good thing there are not sentences in front of the 387 periods in your mindnumbing posts.

[bartcom2000]

Good thing there are not sentences in front of the 387 periods in your mindnumbing posts.


i leave those sentences out so as not to confuse you.......

I f my humor is lost on you then simpy dont reply..... I am just funnin............................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................. (there 387 periods)

[Fenrisulven6]

flip her a copperpiece congratulating her on her recent experience in upbreeding

Good one. Consider it stolen :D

[gorloch]

[QUOTE=bartcom2000;2114381]nevermore will I bed another xorian whench and flip her a copperpiece QUOTE]

That is saying any of us would stoop so low as to take you in our bed. :eek:


PIXA

[bartcom2000]

[QUOTE=bartcom2000;2114381]nevermore will I bed another xorian whench and flip her a copperpiece QUOTE]

That is saying any of us would stoop so low as to take you in our bed. :eek:


PIXA


Oh no, I would never stoop to sleeping in xorian sleeping stables, its usually the beds you ladies rent by the hour at the taverns. in my case you guys make out like xorian bandits b/c i am so efficient, it only takes me like 3 - 4 minutes to loot your chests!!!:D


If i were serious i'd be a Wounding Drow of Puncturing

[gorloch]

[QUOTE=gorloch;2114929]


If i were serious i'd be a Wounding Drow of Puncturing


I think enfeebling is more along the lines of where I would take describing you.
:D


PIXA

[Pyromaniac]

and immigrant thoraskian men unite in passionate embrace...

On board, Im the captain,........... so climb aboard...

I'm really not climbing aboard that Thrasahk ship, captain or no captain.

[Memnir]

If my humor is lost on you then simpy dont replyI thought a prerequisite of humor was that it be funny... :rolleyes:

It's okay though, Bart... we are laughing. I just can't say that we're laughing with you.

[gorloch]

I thought a prerequisite of humor was that it be funny... :rolleyes:

It's okay though, Bart... we are laughing. I just can't say that we're laughing with you.

I'll be the first to admit that we are laughing AT him. :D


PIXA

[bartcom2000]

I'll be the first to admit that we are laughing AT him. :D


PIXA


Heeeeey!!! you guys are making this soooo personal!!!!! lol. you have to admit is is somwhat humorus!!!!

[Memnir]

It's nothing personal, I assure you. We are, in fact, very professional at this sort of thing. :D

[gorloch]

It's nothing personal, I assure you. We are, in fact, very professional at this sort of thing. :D

Couldn't have said it better myself. :D


PIXA