United Fruit

[hennebux]

maybe I could
get you a job



with United Fruit.



I got a buddy
with United Fruit.



Get you started.



Start
with strawberries,



you might work your way up

[Clay]

yer a fruit!

[Inspire]

yer a fruit!

Qft, lol.

[Tryp]

Good God Allmighty me, I think he's the Anti-Christ.

[Byzantian]

What rank is the banana?

[Memnir]

Strawberries are evil. They are the fruit of the devil, and need to be expunged! Expunged!!!
Total strawberry genocide! The faster the better!


Beware...
....http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd181/mandabear0000000088888/evilstrawberry.jpg

[Generals]

down with fruit!

but veggies.. ooo mama. much sexier, and they keep our planet warm by promoting methane emissions.

swm looking for the perfect vegan.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/norfolk/content/images/2006/09/01/lookeast_vegetables02_400_400x300.jpg

[cappuccino]

whew safe


Cause once I saw the OP post, what flashed into my mind was the infamous Monty Python skit "how to defend yourself from a man armed with a banana" (or other fresh fruit)

Supprised so far no one had brought that skit up in here in a witty way :eek::cool:

[hennebux]

Lol I just was posting an inane quote to see if was gonna fly... But thank you all for the funny responses.

" ...We're not gonna have another family brawl !! l"

[PaintHorseCowboy]

That's because most of us have so many happy points....

[cappuccino]

That's because most of us have so many happy points....

happy happy joy joy!!!!!!!!!

*walks away from thread with Ren and Stimpy floating through hangover suffering mind :eek: