I Am Awesome.

[Kahoun]

The other day I was being my awesome self and decided to do a quest which some lesser mortals would consider difficult, but I often solo faster than they could manage with a full group.
I was feeling generous and thought: “I should be sharing some of my awesome with the community” and so I graciously started a pug which naturally filled quickly, because no doubt word has spread of my awesomeness.

Anyway, we got to talking and everyone was staking claims on how this quest should be run using their pathetic game knowledge. I had to keep from laughing at their inferiority, but I humoured them and let the most vocal person lead knowing I could step in, in saviour-god like fashion, should the need inevitably occur.

As it turns out the person who was talking the most about how everything should be done was the least capable of the task and ended up leaving the party, and all the people he was putting down ended up being sufficient enough to live through the exercise. It still took me longer to complete it with them than by myself though so clearly I was the most awesome player present.

Do you have any stories about how awesome you are? I'd like to read them and use them to judge how awesome I think you really are compared to me, so then I can form a basis to decide if I want to associate with you in game and on the forums. We need exercises like these to sort out how many people are of the same caliber of awesome as I am and build this community up!

[Arkat]

I think your post would have been more appropriate had you posted it this way...



DA OTHER DAY I WAS BNG MAH AEWSOME S3LF AND DECIEDD 2 DO A QUEST WHICH SOME LASAR MORTALS WUD CONSIEDR DIFICULT BUT I OFTAN SOLO FAST3R THAN TH3Y CUD MANAEG WIT A FUL GROUP
I!1111!! OMG *** LOL WAS FELNG GENEROS AND THOUGHT “I SHUD B SHARNG SOME OF MAH AEWSOME WIT TEH COMUNITY” AND SO I GRACIOSLEY START3D A PUG WHICH NATURALY FILED QUIKLEY B/C NO DOUBT WORD HAS SPREAD OF MAH AEWSOMANAS

ANYWAY!!!1!!1!1 OMG *** W3 GOT 2 TOKNG AND AV3RYONE WAS STAKNG CLAMES ON HOW THES QUAST SHUD B RUN USNG THERE PATHETIC GMA KNOWL3DGE!11!1!1 LOL I HAD 2 KEP FROM LAUGHNG AT THERE INFERIORITY BUT I HUMOUR3D TH3M AND L3T DA MOST VOCAL PERSON LAAD KNOWNG I CUD ST3P IN IN SAVIOUR-GOD LIEK FASHION SHUD TEH NED IENVITABLEY OCUR

AS!111!1 LOL IT TURNS OUT DA P3RSON WHO WAS TOKNG TEH MOST ABOUT HOW AV3RYTHNG SHUD B DONE WAS DA LEAST CAPABL3 OF DA TASK AND END3D UP LAAVNG TEH PARTY AND AL DA P3OPLE HE WAS PUTNG DOWN ENDAD UP BNG SUFICEINT ANOUGH 2 LIEV THROUGH DA 3XARCIES!!!111! OMG IT STIL 2K ME LONGER 2 COMPLAT3 IT WIT TH3M THAN BY MYS3LF THOUGH SO CLEARLEY I WAS TEH MOST AEWSOM3 PLAEYR PR3SENT

DO!1111 *** LOL U HAEV ANY S2REIS ABOUT HOW AEWSOM3 U AER?!!??!? OMG *** LOL ID LIEK 2 RAAD TH3M AND UES THEM 2 JUDGA HOW AEWSOME I THINK U RILLY R COMPAERD 2 M3 SO TH3N I CAN FORM A BASIS 2 DECIED IF I WANT 2 ASOCIAET WIT U IN GMA AND ON DA FORUMS!11!!!1! OMG WE NED AX3RCIESS LIEK TH3SA 2 SORT OUT HOW MANY PEOPLE R OF TEH SME CALIEBR OF AEWSOM3 AS IM AND BUILD THES COMUNITY UP
!11!111!1 OMG *** LOL

[Hirosue]

me also is awsome

[Strakeln]

14. Please do not respond to posts made by trolls. Use the Report Bad Post function by clicking on the red and white triangle icon at the top right of the post.Response omitted in compliance with forum regulations.

[renegade117]

I understand your sarcasm, but what exactly is wrong with having pride with what you do, and what others around you do? If you just think this game is all silly, why are you here? Why can't you just be happy for people having fun? Are you ok?

[seldarin]

Awesome wasnt quite the word i was thinking of.

[Lifeblood]

Kahoun is your Signature up to date?

[geoffhanna]

:)

[Lehrman]

I am sorry, but I am not aewsum enough to join your k00l kuhmyunty. :rolleyes:

[Raegoul]

/signed Kahoun is Awesome!

[Amabel]

/signed

Kahoun is bored at work. I mean, er, Kahoun is awesome! :)

[Raegoul]

I have a sneaking suspicion that if Strakeln and Kahoun knew each other in real life they would be the best of friends :D

[Auran82]

I'm sorry Kahoun, I can't vouch for your awesome, you didn't make this (http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=164629) list.

[deadkitty]

I'm sorry Kahoun, I can't vouch for your awesome, you didn't make this (http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=164629) list.

That list makes me laugh :D

[Amabel]

I'm sorry Kahoun, I can't vouch for your awesome, you didn't make this (http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=164629) list.

Good point. Sorry Kahoun, I have to retract my previous signing. Only people on the list are awesome.

[MAP1974]

lmao; awesome post!

[AussieEngineer]

/signed

One time, in this quest, i was all like "Oh noes, why can't I roll anything but 1's?" and then Kahoun walks over and was like "hey mate, I have plenty to spare, take these", so then BAM! 20, 20, 20, 20, 20.
I look up and see this extra icon on my buffs bar, and it was "Kahoun Aura of teh @wesome".

lol.

Also signed is that I think Kahoun is bored at work. lol.

Also signed is Arkat's translation! nice work.

[Zigana]

I'm sorry, I have to challenge this thread of awesomeness. Anyone that's read Zeph's bio knows that she is Teh Queen of Awesome. That is all.