Yertill
10-28-2008, 04:49 PM
My name is Rollie the Rotund, owner of Turban Inc.
I offer services found no outer location in Stormreach. This is how the whole operation works.
First, go to the online Premium Services section offered by Turban Inc. Scroll down the list till you find Cash for Credits. Make the appropriate selection based on your finacial position. That amount will be deducted from your credit card information allready on file with Turban Inc.
In exchange you get Credits you can spend at our store for such items as follows;
1) 50 credits = Tickets to Live in game events
2) 100 credits = New toon clothing (guaranteed to offer no AC bonus)
3) 500 credits = A General bank slot (one all your toons have access too)
4) 75 credits = Teleporter pen (collectors edition)
5) XX credits = Platinum (DISCONTINUED)
6) 250 credits = Extra pallets, skins and colors for the toon creation menu
7) 200 credits = Pets (litter trained add 25 credits)
8) 100 credits = Guild colors
9) 1000 credits = Guild and Personal housing
10) 100 credits = Furnishings for housing
11) 50 credits = New emotes with verbal voice overs
Sales Pitch !
Remember the last World Brodcast. The mass hysteria that followed as public teleporters became over loaded. I heard 2 toons got sucked up in all that crazyness, never to be heard from again.
Buy your next tickets from Turban Inc in advance and avoid the rush.
Word to the wise; when public teleporter is sparking and glowing red. For the first time in your life select that option "step away from the teleporter". It may save your life.
Our clothing line is not just rags. OH NO SIRRY ! Stormreachs finest Dire wolf fur woven by the hands of our very own French Elf fachion designer Fran Swah La Poof. Most noted for his deep plunging V-neck cloak displayed by his wife in the DDO intro video.
You will be sure to be noticed and the talk of the town in these lavish threads. Yes, pink is available.
My favorite, the collectors edition pen. It is said if you squint your eyes and bite your tongue at the same time, you can even see a marketplace emblem in every ink blot. When the pen runs out of ink it can still be used for its lesser function to teleport around stormreach.
Pets are back on our list with fewer than ever incidents of P&P in public spaces.
I am sad to inform our valuable customers that platinum will no longer be offer for sale by Turban Inc. This is largely due to DDO Forum revolts and the growing conspiracy theory by marketplace vendors that we some how had something to do with the tent collapse.
The local plat farmer was happy to hear I would be sending these orders his way.
Thats all for now Lads and Lassys. Be sure to drop by our store. Conviently located in Marketplace instance 86.
Peace.
I offer services found no outer location in Stormreach. This is how the whole operation works.
First, go to the online Premium Services section offered by Turban Inc. Scroll down the list till you find Cash for Credits. Make the appropriate selection based on your finacial position. That amount will be deducted from your credit card information allready on file with Turban Inc.
In exchange you get Credits you can spend at our store for such items as follows;
1) 50 credits = Tickets to Live in game events
2) 100 credits = New toon clothing (guaranteed to offer no AC bonus)
3) 500 credits = A General bank slot (one all your toons have access too)
4) 75 credits = Teleporter pen (collectors edition)
5) XX credits = Platinum (DISCONTINUED)
6) 250 credits = Extra pallets, skins and colors for the toon creation menu
7) 200 credits = Pets (litter trained add 25 credits)
8) 100 credits = Guild colors
9) 1000 credits = Guild and Personal housing
10) 100 credits = Furnishings for housing
11) 50 credits = New emotes with verbal voice overs
Sales Pitch !
Remember the last World Brodcast. The mass hysteria that followed as public teleporters became over loaded. I heard 2 toons got sucked up in all that crazyness, never to be heard from again.
Buy your next tickets from Turban Inc in advance and avoid the rush.
Word to the wise; when public teleporter is sparking and glowing red. For the first time in your life select that option "step away from the teleporter". It may save your life.
Our clothing line is not just rags. OH NO SIRRY ! Stormreachs finest Dire wolf fur woven by the hands of our very own French Elf fachion designer Fran Swah La Poof. Most noted for his deep plunging V-neck cloak displayed by his wife in the DDO intro video.
You will be sure to be noticed and the talk of the town in these lavish threads. Yes, pink is available.
My favorite, the collectors edition pen. It is said if you squint your eyes and bite your tongue at the same time, you can even see a marketplace emblem in every ink blot. When the pen runs out of ink it can still be used for its lesser function to teleport around stormreach.
Pets are back on our list with fewer than ever incidents of P&P in public spaces.
I am sad to inform our valuable customers that platinum will no longer be offer for sale by Turban Inc. This is largely due to DDO Forum revolts and the growing conspiracy theory by marketplace vendors that we some how had something to do with the tent collapse.
The local plat farmer was happy to hear I would be sending these orders his way.
Thats all for now Lads and Lassys. Be sure to drop by our store. Conviently located in Marketplace instance 86.
Peace.