If you had two clerics and one of them....

[Laggin]

was in Obamas Guild and one was in McCains guild.

Please explain how their healing plan would differ, and what would be better for me in the future.

[soupertc]

Does Sarah Palin offer to Lay on Hands??? She is a possible VPILF after all.

[Garth_of_Sarlona]

In Obamas guild healing would be free and universal but you might have to wait a few minutes for the cleric to see you, in McCain's guild you would have to pay 1kpp every time you get hurt before the cleric even targetted you, but you would always get a full Heal even if you didn't need it.

Garth

[Laggin]

Does Sarah Palin offer to Lay on Hands??? She is a possible VPILF after all.

Leave it to Soup to take it to a sleazy level. I likey, I likey very much....


Laggin

[Oreg]

The only thing you need to know about either healing plan is that in the end you will end up penniless. The Pikers however will end up getting free healing without paying because the healers will require you the actively supporting player to provide for both you and the Pikers.

That's it in a nutshell.

[Lorz]

One is sustainable....one is not.

After the first few raids the "everyone gets equal and nobody pays for it" would be broke.

At least the cleric getting paid would always have a heal ready either spell or scroll.

Thanks i prefer quality over lowest common denominator anyday.

[Grinndal]

In Obamas guild healing would be free and universal but you might have to wait a few minutes for the cleric to see you, in McCain's guild you would have to pay 1kpp every time you get hurt before the cleric even targetted you, but you would always get a full Heal even if you didn't need it.

Garth

ROFL.
I think you explained it perfectly.

A little off topic. But listened to a voicemail the other day I got during work. "if the election were held today would you vote for......." And I swear it was the moviephone guy.

[Dexxaan]

Does Sarah Palin offer to Lay on Hands??? She is a possible VPILF after all.

ROFL.....Nice Toombs.


Leave it to Soup to take it to a sleazy level. I likey, I likey very much....


Laggin

He has a gift!

[Original]

I would say Mccain, but I dont think he could raise his hands high enough to cast a heal scroll

[Laggin]

I would say Mccain, but I dont think he could raise his hands high enough to cast a heal scroll

Nice.

[Spisey]

The only thing you need to know about either healing plan is that in the end you will end up penniless. The Pikers however will end up getting free healing without paying because the healers will require you the actively supporting player to provide for both you and the Pikers.

That's it in a nutshell.
Just do the American thing. Wait till the issue is resolved and you are close to penniless THEN declare bankruptcy and all issues for you are resolved. Problem solved! :D

[PurdueDave]

The question is moot. You need at least an 11 WIS to cast cleric spells.

[edaciousx]

I would say Mccain, but I dont think he could raise his hands high enough to cast a heal scroll

unfortunately that's what happens when your arms are broken.




under mccains plan, i would buy my own heal scrolls

under obama's plan i would buy everyone elses heal scrolls as I will have to rely on everyone else to buy mine.


i'd rather buy my own heal scrolls

[Opall]

Why would you even want to get into political stuff on a game forum.


Those servers need to come back up soon.


Opall

[IgorUnchained]

Doggone it, there you go again....waving the white flag of surrender!

Clerics like Joe the Healer are hurtin' and you all are talkin' about OLD Stormreach?
I think it is time for some reformin' and maverick'n.


Did I mention that I could see Irestone Inlet from my house?

[Kreaper]

What would happen is that the Obama Cleric would promise free healing for everyone and then tax us till we were poor to pay for it. The McCain Cleric would promise to heal everyone while charging less tax but then would borrow the plat to buy the scrolls with no intention of repaying the loan so then he would get a hot little Drow hireling nurse to distract you from being killed and broke.

[Baranor]

The only thing you need to know about either healing plan is that in the end you will end up penniless. The Pikers however will end up getting free healing without paying because the healers will require you the actively supporting player to provide for both you and the Pikers.

That's it in a nutshell.

so by piker I assume your not referring to the uninsured working class poor bcus there's no such thing, it's just a made up term used by the liberal media to steal from the rich and give to lazy welfare cheats

[BigNastyMP]

Politics and DDO really don't mix well.

On that note, I'm waiting for McCain to inform us that we already have universal health care because, my friends, prayer is free.

[DelScorcho]

I wouldn't run with the Obama cleric. All of my chest loot would be auto-assigned to him ...

[thatguy]

I would have to go with McCain, I would supply my own scrolls and wouldn't have to worry about Obama taking my heal scrolls and distributing them to clerics who are less fortunate or who refuse to run missions to better the financial standing.

[Maxwell1380]

If I ran with an Obama Cleric, as you all pointed out, I would go broke, and it seems that Mcain is already shipping all the high paying cleric jobs to china so I think I will stick with a Nader Cleric....no wait he would probably be to concerned with the environmental impact of all the cloud kill, acid fog, and firewalls to have time healing anyone. Probably better bring your own heals

[Maxwell1380]

God I miss those good old fashioned Reagan Clerics

[sirgog]

Scene 1: Dokar, Human Cleric of John McCain, meets Grok the Barbarian:


Grok the Barbarian walks into Dokar the Cleric's room, dripping blood and intestines.

Grok: "Hjeel me!!!"

Dokar: "I'm sorry, I'm out of heal scrolls."

Grok: "Grr... what you mean? this hurt!"

Dokar: "Well, we sold them all to pay for the bailout."

Grok: "Grrr... dis not good... me hurt... hjeel me!"

Dokar: "You got 700 billion plat? If you do, I might be able to help. Or, we could always get you a sub-prime mortgage on that Wounding of Puncturing Rapier you have in your hand there. Hallehlujah! Pah-raise the market!" voice in background echoes "Pah-raise the market!"

Grok: "Grrr... grok need help... grok help you before... grok always tip cleric... now you help Grok... Hjeel me!"

Dokar: "Do I look like a charity? A socialist? Guards!"

Dokar casts Greater Command, then calls the City Watch, who put Grok in jail and spend thirty thousand plat leaving him there for five years. Grok's wounds never heal, and he never works again.





Scene 2: Cotis, Human Cleric of Barack Obama, meets Grok the Barbarian:


Grok the Barbarian walks into Cotis the Cleric's room, dripping blood and intestines.

Grok: "Hjeel me!!!"

Cotis: "I'm sorry, I'm out of heal scrolls."

Grok: "Grr... what you mean? this hurt!"

Cotis: "Well, we sold them all to pay for the bailout."

Grok: "Grrr... dis not good... me hurt... hjeel me!"

Cotis: "I'm very sorry. I'd like to state now that I'm a strong believer in socialised medicine and hjeel scrolls for all, and I pledge that some day, maybe in my second term, I'll set up a committee to look into the possibility of establishing minor reforms to provide... "

Grok: "Grrr... grok need help... grok help you before... grok always tip cleric... now you help Grok... Hjeel me!"

Cotis: "Please, keep this civil. We all want change, and as I've always said, I'm a very firm believer in thinking about talking about change. But you'll just have to wait."

Cotis casts Greater Command, then calls the City Watch, who put Grok in jail and spend thirty thousand plat leaving him there for five years. Grok's wounds never heal, and he never works again.

[Maxwell1380]

ROFL!!!!!! Classic!

[MetaSyn]

In Obamas guild healing would be free and universal but you might have to wait a few minutes for the cleric to see you, in McCain's guild you would have to pay 1kpp every time you get hurt before the cleric even targetted you, but you would always get a full Heal even if you didn't need it.

Garth

lol :))