What Items from DDOwould you like in Real Life

[Aesop]

based on the Inspiration of the What Spellfrom DDO would you like in Real Life comes

What Item from DDO would you like in Real Life


Personally I'd like a full set of Stat items and +3Tomes

30% Striders

and a Tier 3 -OM item :) just to cover my basics

Aesop

[Lithic]

+5 handwraps of greater human bane. +6 con and str ring. +6 dex boots.

Then I would make millions in the boxing ring.

[Garth_of_Sarlona]

Cloak of invisibility
Haste clicky
Teleport mask (destinations would be; work, home, pub, curry house, supermarket, starbucks)

Garth

[Lithic]

Cloak of invisibility
Haste clicky
Teleport mask (destinations would be; work, home, pub, curry house, supermarket, starbucks)

Garth

TWO teleport masks. One to teleport INTO the bank... one to teleport home (with a few extra pounds of "souvenirs"

Oh and i guess a job at a bank for a few weeks to get a good look inside and provide the familiarity needed for the teleport spell :D

[Qzipoun]

A bazillion gold? :)

[Kurlore]

SCrolls of teleport, scrolls of rez, and a fricken shining cresent ( YEHA TOUCH ME NOW TOM CRUISE )

=D rofl

[DoctorWhofan]

Trissa's looks and body...complete with pointy ears!! Save alot of money dressing up as a Vulcan at SciFi Conventions.

Both the hubby and I having rez rings.

[adrinor]

Superior Regeneration Gloves
30% Striding Boots
Ring of Invisibility
+6 Strength Belt
+6 Constitution Ring

[Arleon]

Pouch of Jerky cause I'd love me an infinite supply of jerky. It's magical effects would be good to I guess.

[sirgog]

Titan belt
+6 Cha ring, +6 Con ring, +6 Int goggles, +6 Dex boots, Existential Stalemate item of some description (cleansed)
5/day Haste clicky, Shroud 3/day Panacea clicky (given the lack of HP inflation in real life, this would be as good as a Heal spell for most people, both for curing 'debuffs' like disease, flu etc and for curing wounds), Shroud 1/day True Res clicky and/or Ring of the Ancestors, 5/day Invisibility clicky, Ring of Trollish Regeneration, crafted +45 HP Mineral 2 cleansed Shroud item, clicky of Jump 5/day, Dustless Boots, Shroud Dust 2 weapon (Disintegrate proc would be incredible - keep hitting a wall until the wall disappears), Shroud Meteor Swarm clicky and a Royal Guard Mask
Eternal Wand of Charm Monster


Even as a level 1 human student, I'd be able to outrun Olympic sprinters, leap over cars, survive a 2-second burst of machinegun fire, heal myself and friends, raise the dead (heck, I could probably start my own religion doing that :D), walk through walls, set off crazy explosions, hide, teleport to the pub (where my clickies would recharge in a single minute :D) - and if anyone tries to stop me, they get Charmed...

[Dracolich]

I want a "Manual of Gainfull Excercise" cause I am a fat arse that plays computer games:). I would like Vellah's Hide although it is kinda worn and torn.

In all seriousness, +5 Mithril of all the armor types and in Adamantine. I would love a few basic elemental weapons of varying styles nothing fantastic. Maybe a Vorpal so I can go snicker snack on somone if they make me mad.

[Avelin]

Life would be fun with a Ring of Feathers and an underwater action item. :p

[twoton]

Life would be fun with a Ring of Feathers and an underwater action item. :p

now this is so true life would be awesome :P

[Deriaz]

Either a Titanic Docent, or a White Dragonscale Docent.

As well as the ability to actually be able to, well, use those. . . Cause, uh, I seem to be lacking metal skin. And livewood muscles. And all that good stuff.

-D

[Kurlore]

Titan belt
+6 Cha ring, +6 Con ring, +6 Int goggles, +6 Dex boots, Existential Stalemate item of some description (cleansed)
5/day Haste clicky, Shroud 3/day Panacea clicky (given the lack of HP inflation in real life, this would be as good as a Heal spell for most people, both for curing 'debuffs' like disease, flu etc and for curing wounds), Shroud 1/day True Res clicky and/or Ring of the Ancestors, 5/day Invisibility clicky, Ring of Trollish Regeneration, crafted +45 HP Mineral 2 cleansed Shroud item, clicky of Jump 5/day, Dustless Boots, Shroud Dust 2 weapon (Disintegrate proc would be incredible - keep hitting a wall until the wall disappears), Shroud Meteor Swarm clicky and a Royal Guard Mask
Eternal Wand of Charm Monster


Even as a level 1 human student, I'd be able to outrun Olympic sprinters, leap over cars, survive a 2-second burst of machinegun fire, heal myself and friends, raise the dead (heck, I could probably start my own religion doing that :D), walk through walls, set off crazy explosions, hide, teleport to the pub (where my clickies would recharge in a single minute :D) - and if anyone tries to stop me, they get Charmed...
woah woah rofl, thats alot!

[Mockduck]

The house p trinket clickie of haste would be excellent! Otherwise, just the ability to click on a wagon and be instantly taken to your desired location would be nice...

[Tanka]

+15 Jump Boots, Featherfalling Ring, 30% Striding Ring, UWA Necklace, +6 Str Bracers, +6 Con Belt, +6 Dex Gloves, Voice of the Master (dude, extra XP for doing stuff? Heck yeah!), +6 Int/Wis/Cha Hat (one of each, please!). As to cloaks, those aren't in style, so I'd have to pass on that for now. :p

[William_the_Bat]

Well, first of all, in order to look relatively normal you'd have to limit your equipment setup. I imagine an ogre strength belt would look kinda like a wrestling championship belt. And a helm? Come on! Even goggles would have to be specially made to look like sunglasses.

And please, a ring of feathers? just how silly would you look gliding in thin air after jumping off a building? A little conspicuous maybe? I'm not saying it wouldn't be fun, but sooner or later someone is going to figure out your secret.

So, just give me a ring of charisma and a ring of haggling. Then I'd be the ultimate salesman! And everyone would just assume my jewelry is just bling bling I got myself because I'm so successful.

[Korvek]

I guess I'd go with Icy Raiment, Cloak of the Zephyr, Seal of the Earth, Chattering Ring, Spectral Gloves, Sandstorm Goggles, Belt of Brute Strength, +6 Con necklace, Boots of the Innocent, Litany of the Dead, +6 int helm, and I guess Mineral II Bracers with the hit point bonuses. As for weaponry, I guess Dust II and Vacuum II rapiers.

[moorewr]

Assuming I have no caster levels and no UMD:

Royal Guard mask, ring of invisibility, disease immunity belt, ring of feathers, underwater action ring, a jump clickie, and a pair of greensteel charisma skill goggles with true rez.

That's plenty to become a gifted thief and head of a new religion. :)

[Noctus]

Headband of Intellect +6 with a +3 Int-Tome.

--> I want to let Einstein look like a ******.

With a INT in the 20s money is of no concern any more. I could ride the stock market as i wished. Or just invent some gadget everyone would want to have.
Or develope the cure for cancer ( and sell if for a "resonable" price :D"
or... or.. or....

[Aesop]

Headband of Intellect +6 with a +3 Int-Tome.

--> I want to let Einstein look like a ******.

With a INT in the 20s money is of no concern any more. I could ride the stock market as i wished. Or just invent some gadget everyone would want to have.
Or develope the cure for cancer ( and sell if for a "resonable" price :D"
or... or.. or....

Trust me just because you are smart doesn't mean money is no obstacle.

Raw intelligence is great but with out the will to use it you are just a smart guy working in Subway

[Tanka]

Trust me just because you are smart doesn't mean money is no obstacle.

Raw intelligence is great but with out the will to use it you are just a smart guy working in Subway
That and marketing your item? You've gotta either have mad connections or be able to talk people into buying anything. That requires being suave, which Intellect does not provide.

[moorewr]

I guess I'd go with Icy Raiment, Cloak of the Zephyr, Seal of the Earth, Chattering Ring, Spectral Gloves, Sandstorm Goggles, Belt of Brute Strength, +6 Con necklace, Boots of the Innocent, Litany of the Dead, +6 int helm, and I guess Mineral II Bracers with the hit point bonuses. As for weaponry, I guess Dust II and Vacuum II rapiers.

And what would you fight with all that? Batman?

[Korvek]

And what would you fight with all that? Batman?

:D

[Tanka]

And what would you fight with all that? Batman?
"I am Batman."

;)

[Dracolich]

"I am Batman."

;)

You were a Flavor of the Month build about 3 modules ago. We are so Tempest Dwarf now. So I would go with Danny Devito with battle axes and a weeks worth of Mountain Dew. Batman couldnt hang with a mad caffiene driven dwarf.

[sirgog]

Headband of Intellect +6 with a +3 Int-Tome.

--> I want to let Einstein look like a ******.

With a INT in the 20s money is of no concern any more. I could ride the stock market as i wished. Or just invent some gadget everyone would want to have.
Or develope the cure for cancer ( and sell if for a "resonable" price :D"
or... or.. or....

Albert Einstein would have had an Intelligence score in the mid-20s IRL.

Stat scores in D&D (3d6 roll for non-exceptional characters) = mean 10.5, standard deviation ~3
IQ = mean 100, standard deviation ~15

I think a reasonable conversion of IQ to Int is to divide IQ by 5 then subtract 9.5. An IQ of 63 (significant learning problems but can speak) thus becomes 3. An IQ of 100 becomes 10.5. And an IQ of 168 (about as high as IQs can get and still be a meaningful measure) becomes 24.

One in 200 people would have an Int of 18 or higher under this conversion (that's pretty much the same as the 3d6 method). 16% of people would have Int scores of 14+ (again, pretty close to the way the dice fall), and 68% would be between 8 and 13 as you'd expect.


So, if you were Dux of your school (Int 17 or 18) and you have the loot you've requested, you could probably call Einstein an equal, and talk quantum mechanics with him over a beer, except for the whole Einstein being dead thing.

[moorewr]

Einstein, although undeniably brilliant, was unable to figure simple tasks, such as finding his house if dropped off a street away. Furthermore, he was out-done by various quantum theorists in his own life time - who had the advantage that their starting point was from his brilliant realizations back in 1905.

Moral of the story? INT isn't all kinds of intelligence.

[Ashmer]

Having to deal with cancer ( Hodgkins Disease ) for the last 24 years, I would like a cure disease clickie. This stuff just will not go away and I have come out of remission 5 times. I am waiting to see if it is going to be 6 because my last PET scan showed some activity. The doctors have already told me if it has come back again there is nothing else they can do for me.

[Ghoste]

Warforged.

[Kromize]

Hmm...a Tasty Ham.....






(5 minutes later)

Omg I got it!!!!!:eek::D
:D:D:D
:p:p
:cool:

[moorewr]

Having to deal with cancer ( Hodgkins Disease ) for the last 24 years, I would like a cure disease clickie. This stuff just will not go away and I have come out of remission 5 times. I am waiting to see if it is going to be 6 because my last PET scan showed some activity. The doctors have already told me if it has come back again there is nothing else they can do for me.

I change my wish list. All I want is a cure disease clickie and a disease immunity item, and I plan on giving them away.


:(

[Zaodon]

10,000,000 gold coins.

[johnyBgood]

Just the ability to cast deep slumber on my four daughters and my wife once in awhile with the spell pen to make it work everytime...ya know so I could actually PLAY ddo

[Asirin]

Just the ability to cast deep slumber on my four daughters and my wife once in awhile with the spell pen to make it work everytime...ya know so I could actually PLAY ddo
Slumber might work on yer CR1 daughters but I know my CR29 wife would laugh at such a pitiful spell :D

[llevenbaxx]

I would love to get some Tasty Ham... oh right nvm.:)

[Asirin]

I would just like a PK wand of 50 charges.My boss would probably make the fort save but the will save is another story......

[Arianrhod]

House Phiarlan Pendant of Time, Blessing of the Silver Flame, maybe some Ghallanda rations....oh, and of course items of feather falling and Underwater Action....maybe a Pearl of the Sirines. Gotta have the Voice of the Master, maybe a Golden Cartouche...how about a Trapsmith's Toolbelt and Skeleton Key too :D

[SniptheShadow]

Most of what I'd want for RL would need to be in the form of clothes or jewelry, so the top two are of course items with feather fall and water breathing on them.

I'd like a great pair of boots -- maybe 20% speed increase. I'd love Proof against Poison items as well as Disease immunity belt.

Oh! And all the wands I could get my hands on -- and just pray that UMD doesn't apply in RL

Cool thread.

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[Ciaran]

Life would be fun with a Ring of Feathers and an underwater action item. :p

That's pretty much the best response I've seen.

Well done! ;)

[Galapas]

I want a mummified bat. I don't really care about the feather falling, I just like the idea of a mummified bat.