powergamers!!!!!

[herzkos]

just thought i'd throw this out there.
you're not a real powergamer unless. . . . . . .



you have a capped monk by the time mod 7 goes live.

by the way, I don't even have a monk much less a capped one
you may now continue your scheduled entertainment.

[xanthus]

Your Casting DC is so high you can FoD Red names.

[Strakeln]

...the Titan gets the buns for you.

[Mhykke]

The pit fiend tries to bug you.

The abbot posts on the forums: "fix (insert your name here)!"

[Freeman]

In your plat spam tells, they are trying to get you to sell your plat to them :eek:

[Coldest]

You call Goodwin your minion

[Grond]

The pit fiend tries to bug you.

The abbot posts on the forums: "fix (insert your name here)!"


Those were 'clean the coffee off the monitor' for me... :D

[ShadowFox1978]

Your Casting DC is so high you can FoD Red names.

Any cleric worth a dand has Destructed a Red/purple named. :D

[MageLL]

........you ever peeed in a milk jug sitting next to your computer

[Korvek]

........you ever peeed in a milk jug sitting next to your computer

Ah well.. :o

[Mhykke]

........you ever peeed in a milk jug sitting next to your computer

What do you call yourself if you did it without the jug? :D

[MageLL]

....you took viagra because "they" said it would keep you up.

[Amaras]

You've played more then a 14 hour gaming session.
You've created a permanent "butt imprint" into your chair.

[CDevil]

... you can solo the Titan because it takes one look at you and disassembles itself.

... your second job is selling "Velah" brand leather goods.

... the upcoming mod has at least 2 magic items and 1 spell with your name worked into them.

... the DM request line has a 1-in-10 chance of being redirected to you.

... every chest you walk up to simply asks "All right, what do you want?" (New York accent optional), instead of rolling loot randomly.

[Amaras]

... the upcoming mod has at least 2 magic items and 1 spell with your name worked into them.


Actually there is one item in the game that was named after my caster. Does that count? Shes been around since mod2 and the item was released with the titan. "Helmet of Freewill"

[query]

Chuck Norris comes to YOU for level Training.

Typo or not, you actually DO own a Carniflex.

[CDevil]

Actually there is one item in the game that was named after my caster. Does that count? Shes been around since mod2 and the item was released with the titan. "Helmet of Freewill"

You have a character named "Helmet"??? :p

[Thame]

Any cleric worth a dand has Destructed a Red/purple named. :D

Actually I have done this with my cleric. First cleric, didnt know it was not supposed to work on red names. Apparently it was a bug but I was able to use the destuction spell on the fire elemental at the end of rainbow in the dark:D

[Twerpp]

The pit fiend tries to bug you.

The abbot posts on the forums: "fix (insert your name here)!"

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm39/ultimatenate/DeadAbbottt.jpg

[Jesen]

...you can solo the entire VoN5 including the northern switches

[Mistinarperadnacles]

Your cathater, colostomy and feed drip are in place and you're sat in front of your PC right now watching "failed to connect retry in 59 secs..." whilst twitching occasionally and foaming slightly from the mouth.

You sell +5 Mithral Fullplates to barkeeps because "you don't need that inferior trash" and are so rich you can't even be bothered running to House K to flog it.

Arraetrikos basks in the power of YOU.

Spawning you causes all the monsters to lag.

Potions of Wonder randomly turn other players into you for 1 minute.

[Aesop]

You've played more then a 14 hour gaming session.
You've created a permanent "butt imprint" into your chair.

ummm this must be a typo

you meant Day right?

Hell I'm not a powergamer and I've done at least a 32 hour game session with some of my friends... actually longer we started Friday and didn't sleep til one of our friends capped his character on Sunday morning... we decided to stop then because the quests were getting hard to see

Aesop

[Eldun]

... all the monk hype is driving you insane because you know they will never be a class you can solo anything worthwhile with.

[Kreaper]

...unless Shade announces publicly that your DPS is higher than his.


:D

[todd31]

If your name is HTGHYOMFEYU you might be a power gamer.

[Deaths_ward]

...Your loot is stash is so grand that you have disruptors that work on everything (Including Constructs, and Oozes)

[Inspire]

You Hero The Pit Fiend, While Dual Weilding "Club Of The Holy Flame"

[Zaius]

You used /death to get back to tavern even when there was an xp penalty

You have 54 capped toons

When you ate your cake of wishes, the djinni appeared and asked you for a wish

[Yaga_Nub]

Beholders see you and say, "Oh sh*t!"


Your name is Yaga. ;)

[Inspire]

You Healed The Entertainer In The Marketplace.

[Inspire]

Youve Been Enervated 17 Times.

[Aspenor]

Beholders see you and say, "Oh sh*t!"


Oh **** it's Aspenor!!!
Nuff said.

[Theboz]

........you ever peeed in a milk jug sitting next to your computer


I thought the beer bottles were for recycling :D

[Mattee]

.... you refer to your roommates as your "Guildies" (Thanks Ryner on Thelanis)

.... you slide up to the bar at your local and order a "Dirty Kobold"

anymore??

[salmag]

...you wear robes when you tear yourself away from the computer and go food shopping.

...a vacation is time spent going to RL work.

...you refer to your local priest as Friar Renau.

...you wake up with a keyboard imprinted on your face.

...you write-in "Derek Gospic" on your presidential ballot.