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Bradik_Losdar
03-10-2008, 02:14 PM
You know, Geriatrus...that guy who thumbed his nose at us from behind the gate barrier in the Twelve for almost two years.

Now he and his Warforged buddy are all like "Hurry!" and "These are terrible times, blah, blah, blah"

Well pal why don't you help out instead of being all doom and gloom!?

Best way you could do that is to freakin' teleport us to Meridia when we ask!

I'm tired of cutting my throat just to get out there to avoid having a scorpion stinger jammed in my b... uh, back, the whole time running to the entrance of the edifice. The least you could do, Mister High and Mighty Geriatrus, is send us out there after we talk to your Grandmaster inside Meridia. After all we ARE doing your work for you. Sheesh, the gentleman inside the One Ear Bugbear Inn in Tangleroot allows us to teleport out to Splinterskull once we talk to the Chieftain there. You sure wouldn't want to be considered less powerful than some random magician in an obscure tavern now would you, Mister I'm a Member of the Almighty Twelve Who Didn't See the Devil Invasion Coming!? Seems only fitting that you would be forced by your Grandmaster, after we have spoken to him and agreed to help you clean up your mess, to actually do some work and cater to every adventurer you've scoffed at for years and teleport us out there whenever we wish.

You may grumble about it, Mister I'm So Much Better Than You, but you wouldn't want us to just ignore that little devil problem you have now would you? Because eventually I'm sure they will figure out how to put up a barrier around around your little band of towers, and you know how that ended in the Marketplace....:D

knghtstalkr
03-10-2008, 02:21 PM
"and you know how that ended in the Marketplace....:D"

...with Geri knocked down and the devils invading the Twelve's dormitory so they can have a pillow fight? The Twelve already got a smoking crater, but theirs is filled with lava.

MysticTheurge
03-10-2008, 02:26 PM
Find an invisibility clicky. Or buy potions.

Pop it as you enter. Run to meridia. You won't get hit by anything.

Rekker
03-10-2008, 02:34 PM
That seems like a good idea.

I mean we have the guy who teleports you to the Orchard quest givers and it is a lot shorter run and no mobs between the two !

Bradik_Losdar
03-10-2008, 02:35 PM
Find an invisibility clicky. Or buy potions.

Pop it as you enter. Run to meridia. You won't get hit by anything.

Hehe - not really the problem. The point of whole dialog was really just another way of reminding the devs that we need someway of teleporting to Meridia without having to /death. And who better to "punish" with the task than Geriatrus? :p

MysticTheurge
03-10-2008, 02:36 PM
The point of whole dialog was really just another way of reminding the devs that we need someway of teleporting to Meridia without having to /death.

Oh yeah, well. That. ;)