Famous last words...

[deathtouch]

So whats everyones favorite last words in DDO, mine has to be

"That isnt my blade barrier"... after a party wipe :)

[Hoos]

"Not my firewall guys".....

[Lee4416]

stormreavers inner sanctum...

8 players wipe in various ways before the puzzle...

the four that are left head on in to the puzzle room... healing down and crowd control depleted...


we are told not to recall... its all in hand...



rapid solve of the puzzle ensues... watch as 2 more characters join us in the penalty box...

on 10th rep of the puzzle... the tension (and amount of air elementals in the room) builds...







over voice - "can't get the lever... getting knocked around"... "just pull the lever and we're done"





BOOM

[Aesop]

Oops...

[Deaths_ward]

You owe me twelve platinum, I told you he would blow the box.

[Raiyea]

"Hey guys, watch me solo this one!"

[Zenako]

Two nights ago...

"level 6 quest, oh lets just pop it out on elite...no problem....":D:D:eek:

[edgelett]

Two nights ago...

"level 6 quest, oh lets just pop it out on elite...no problem....":D:D:eek:

LMAO - yeah that was classic, the first group I tried that quest with on elite made it just barely.
the second group....well we died when the orthons came out.

anyway back OT:

lvl 4 characters doing catacombs elite..in the library part...
'ooh a secret door, i wonder what's in here?'
<opens door>
'****! ARCANE SKELE!!'

[cdbd3rd]

"It's the fourth door? Okay, I'll open it."

(Crucible)

(When *I* was the newb, it turned to, "Aw, man, it really was that door!")

[dragnmoon]

My most famous last words...

"Ehhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" *Screaming like a little girl*

[dragnmoon]

Oh another one...

No worries I know all the right answers to the dragon..

*1 Person... cause full party wipe*

[Sertrynus]

Best one for me was Running With Devils for the first time, started with 1 cleric and were working our way through and someone had to drop, got another cleric, then just before the final fight a 2nd member needed to drop for RL issues, got a 3rd Cleric.

Last cleric goes, I'll just setup some maximised Blade Barriers (i think the count was about 4) and we'll end this quick.

2 Red Named Orthons and a Red Named Beared Devil teleport over the blade barriers and the cleric goes from full health to dead in one hit, was laughing so hard that i had tears running down my face!

[sparkling_diamond_l]

"The trap box is on the other side...."


:o

[Deaths_ward]

Some of my favorites in the last couple days.

"Don't worry guys, I can tank the reaver." ~Swing, swing, squish~

--In Shroud 4, Not quite last words but still funny--

"Why's the wizard swinging a cloud burst!?" ~Followed soon after by the Pit Fiend dying and fading out~

[lopter]

Ive got an idea....

[Nevthial]

Oooh ! Look at the size of that chest!! Sure hope I get a Tome !! No Rogue in party, first time in & everyone gathers up close for the goodies.....

( Feast or Famine, you know the one. )

[Merkinsal]

"Sure, we can 2 man that on elite to get you some favor. That will be easy."

[Fattiest]

"O'sh!@, O'SH&^, O'Sh$#,,,Ruunnnnnn......my bad guys"

[Talon_Moonshadow]

Gotta be "let's do it on Elite!"

everything else pales in comparison.

Most of my words are after the fact...

$%!$!$$$%@#$@#$#$

and "Well....that was fun" come to mind.

[KGWiking]

Three famous last words - two by me and one by Parvo (all these were PD deaths)

1 - "Let's Tank 'em" FlorianGeyer Lvl 10 in The Pit "Hard" end fight (party wipe)

2 - "Something isn't right here" Wolfheart Lvl 11 in Skyros' Jewel Elite (party wipe)

3 - "Shields are for Clerics" one of Parvos before being crunched by a named ogre

Runner up - Piece of Cake by Wulfkiller (Lvl 3) Butchers Path Hard when he planned to take down an ogre man to ogre (he lived)

[vainangel]

I heard this last week before a wipe...

"I soloed this on HARD last night."

And this the other day before the Barb fell silent at the feet of a group of Giants...

"All I need is a Haste"

[Kreaper]

Last part of Runnin'. To me (The Cleric) and the arcanes. "No, you don't need to go all the way back to the shrine. We can get this. It'll be a cinch." :rolleyes:

[ShaeNightbird]

"OMG! Where the (bleep) did those things come from?" :eek:

"No, I didn't jump, I fell down there!"

And of course; "Drat. Ok, who's stones are closest to the shrine?"

[Ollathir]

Ive got an idea....

Yeah, that one gets me into trouble a lot in Prey.

Same as many others have said...."Who opened this on Elite?"

Which sometimes can be followed up with, "Beholder in the room, dogs broke."

[FluffyCalico]

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The rogue is too slow wait here I will go finish the quest...wait for it about 2 seconds later..*** I rolled a 1

[Inspire]

You see the Cleric type in general chat;

"wwwwwwwwwwwwddddddsaaaaaasssssssssssdwwwwwwwwwwwww w"... *Ding*

[Mithran]

"Hold my beer, I wanna try something."

[cardmj1]

"Hey, watch this!"... *ding*
"Well, ****, let me go get him..." *ding*
"Noobs!" runs off to retrieve...*ding*
"OMG! you guys are idiots!"... *ding*
"Cleric, you got me right? I will go get them.".... *ding*

Most recently departed...

"Where is the cleric?"
"Um, she went afk for a bio about 5 minutes ago."

Cleric returns

"Sorry about that guys, let me catch up."... *ding*
"Oh, you guys are dead."

[sephiroth1084]

-someone in group while farming Shrieking Mines: "I thought you said we should stick together?"
-me: "I did, but I can basically solo this quest."
Roll a 1 vs. mindblast as soon as I set foot in last room (closing blue barrier behind me). Party looks on, laughing, as the ogres try and fail to hit me and the mindflayer sits down to his snack. :rolleyes:

[Ollathir]

you See The Cleric Type In General Chat;

"wwwwwwwwwwwwddddddsaaaaaasssssssssssdwwwwwwwwwwwww w"... *ding*

Lol

[Vuedoo]

You see the Cleric type in general chat;

"wwwwwwwwwwwwddddddsaaaaaasssssssssssdwwwwwwwwwwwww w"... *Ding*


LOL ,, Been There a few Times Myself.

Ohhh and why did you not wait for everyone to enter the reaver..

lights where out and I accidentally hit the R Key.

[kingfisher]

the ranger with evasion but a ****** relex - "sure, i can do the swim"...........um, not so much
the party leader to the cleric - "heal yourself dude!"...........too late
the rogue splash to the party - "yeah i can get the traps on elite"........not a chance
the wf barb to the wizzy - "i can get him before you run out of mana, i have some greater contruct banes"......nope

best post-mortem discalimer:
wf barb to the party - "these greater contruct banes aren't worth ****!"

[Wizzly_Bear]

best post-mortem discalimer:
wf barb to the party - "these greater contruct banes aren't worth ****!"
most often used post-mortem disclaimer:

dead person: what's with all this effin lag?!
rest of party: what lag?
ding x 5 : oh, that lag

[Phidius]

"Where the !@#$%^&* is my cleric??!!"

[Missing_Minds]

player 1: Sorry guys, my fiancee was distracting me with her boobs.
player 2: I believe the forum phrase is "screen cap, or it didn't happen."

[Phidius]

"Gee, I wish I was incorporeal..."

*ding*

[Medic11]

While running up the steps to the Reaver's puzzle...

"Can anyone do the puzzle???"

[Strakeln]

"Okay, I got the rez!"

*ding*

[Uproar]

"We should be fine, if we just take our time and go slow..."

A guarentee the party will wipe -- a lot.

[alchilito]

Ok guys we are gonna run past all this stuff...


*ding*
*ding*
*ding*
*ding*
*ding*

You kidding me ? Sheesh.

[Mayen]

I think the devil from part 2 of the shroud has given me the best laughs from peoples famous last words.

"Dont worry i can solo pull the Devil"
or
"Yea, I can solo the devil I never get hit"
or
"Yea, I know where to stand to heal"

and last but not least my Favorite shroud part 2 statements are

"Oops, lightning strike"
"Oops, forgot my guards were on"