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Vizzini
02-21-2008, 02:57 PM
... Think I've got a hairball now ¬.¬

Discuss!
Kamboe
02-21-2008, 03:03 PM
hmmmm
Ironforge_Clan
02-21-2008, 03:06 PM
Dude don't you know a puppy doesn't need you to lick him? He can lick himself quite adequate.
Boldrin
02-21-2008, 03:41 PM
Dude don't you know a puppy doesn't need you to lick him? He can lick himself quite adequate.

Hahahaha!!! QFT
cdbd3rd
02-21-2008, 03:51 PM
..and then there's the joke:

A man looks down at a dog licking himself, comments to his buddy, "Man, I wish I could do that." Buddy replies, "Well, doubt if he'd mind, but ya might pet him first just in case."

:rolleyes:
Vizzini
02-21-2008, 04:02 PM
As long as you cuddle afterwards...


..and then there's the joke:

A man looks down at a dog licking himself, comments to his buddy, "Man, I wish I could do that." Buddy replies, "Well, doubt if he'd mind, but ya might pet him first just in case."

:rolleyes:
Lufia
02-21-2008, 04:10 PM
As long as you cuddle afterwards...

Local tavern rumors suggest that Bat guano makes an excellent aphrodesiac, and the occasional Small hard rod that many a bard carry around, for the kitties ;)

Espcecially those inferal ones that love to knock you on your back, pounce you, and bite really hard!

:eek::cool:;):D
Vizzini
02-21-2008, 04:29 PM
Just luv nibbles >:-D

*DISCLAIMER* I am not a furry of any kind, and do not condone improper treatment of animals!



Espcecially those inferal ones that love to knock you on your back, pounce you, and bite really hard!

:eek::cool:;):D
Aranticus
02-21-2008, 07:59 PM
Local tavern rumors suggest that Bat guano makes an excellent aphrodesiac, and the occasional Small hard rod that many a bard carry around, for the kitties ;)

Espcecially those inferal ones that love to knock you on your back, pounce you, and bite really hard!

:eek::cool:;):D

in addition, splintered horn is also extremely potent. but should anyone wants to trump up the atmosphere, one can tie the subject up with a length of infernal chain. reports have it that the medium one should suffice.
Lufia
02-21-2008, 11:55 PM
in addition, splintered horn is also extremely potent. but should anyone wants to trump up the atmosphere, one can tie the subject up with a length of infernal chain. reports have it that the medium one should suffice.

lol, i heard at the wavecrest inn that the Marilith Queen absolutely loves LARGE TWISTED SHRAPNEL...she especially loves it when insterted with a twist, i passed out from the mead before they could finish the story.

bloody hell...
Brutous
02-22-2008, 10:21 AM
Just luv nibbles >:-D

*DISCLAIMER* I am not a furry of any kind, and do not condone improper treatment of animals!
"Help keep the pet population down, have your pets spaded or neutered."
Thank you.
Citymorg
02-22-2008, 11:09 AM
"Help keep the pet population down, have your pets SPAYED or neutered."
Thank you.

I don't think you really meant to spade your pet ;)
Yvonne_Blacksword
02-22-2008, 11:33 AM
... Think I've got a hairball now ¬.¬

Discuss!
Congradulations...
You now have parvo..
See a cleric.
Edit:Uh...boy...I think I am cranky...
did you wash your hand before you posted?!!!!
see....
Scarsgaard
02-25-2008, 01:05 PM
Was it a Stunt Puppy?