For a Limited Time Only

[Scarsgaard]

For a Limited Time Only, have I got a deal for ewe!!!!!

That's right... you heard it (sort-of) first... the Scars is back and his butt is ready to get all pimply again, just for y'all:eek:

So if yer lonely and you have some pus-obsession.. the Scars is back and he needs lovin:D



***$12.99 plus some handling required... no refunds***

[Ministry]

Welcome back my friend.

I'll take that deal, but you will have to throw in one of your home made, fricked up burgies.

;)

Here's hoping you stick around for a bit.

:p

[AxeM]

No you can't have your stuff back!
errrr
I mean welcome back.

[malnon]

See as much as we hate it. DDO is still one of the better MMO's for mature people out there.

Scar, do you have to start all over now from level 1?

[Scarsgaard]

See as much as we hate it. DDO is still one of the better MMO's for mature people out there.

Scar, do you have to start all over now from level 1?

yep... when I left I gave all away.. sold what I couldn't give and so now I'm just a middling BC all on my own.. sort of like Golden Girls w/o the menopause and witty old bitty hiding in my closet spying on me as I well.. you know.. I probably don't have to go into details, but hey.. there is a story in all dis somewhere...

***my sig is the hint as to what my new toons name is***

[Generals]

O lord not you again :mad:

hehe j/k. wb old timer. :D

[malnon]

How long is a limited time anyway? Some of those sales have been limited time only for over a decade now.

[Uamhas]

I'd hug you Scar, but that would require a body condom, yer so nastified. :eek: :D Welcome back, and to Morgan... heeeere kitty kitty...

[Scarsgaard]

I'd hug you Scar, but that would require a body condom, yer so nastified. :eek: :D Welcome back, and to Morgan... heeeere kitty kitty...

Morgan has Friends now... Mila and Memphis... 2 more nasty handsome bad cats.. Memphis is a wild black siamese farmcat with monstrous fangs and a penchant for hugging my legs when I walk by and biting my toes when I sleep. Mila is a very pretty tortoise shells that thinks that my happy sleep must be disturbed by his tea-bagging of fuzzy dice and that his licking my eye-brows makes up for the slightly dirty feeling I get from well... his odd affections.

Hell, only a couple days ago the 2 young lions walked past me, into the bathroom.. Memphis then stood on his hind legs.. pulled open the pull out drawer.. Mila jumped into the cupboard... squirmed through up and back... into this hidden hole into the next cupboard where I hide the TP... and whack.. off he was with Memphis to happily shred paper all in fron of my astonished eyes...

...sorry folkes but my cats shred me, and beat me into crying noob meat all to their meows that translated to "Pwnz, pwnzor lolol.. n008.. meowpwnz" :eek::D

[Uamhas]

Shush you, Morgan is a sugarpie, and I'm sure the others are wonderful mousers...um... squirrelers...? raccoons?!

[Ringos]

Wellcome back Scars! I look forwurd to having anothar pursin of soopiereeor inleelect to post hear beesides me!

[Scarsgaard]

Wellcome back Scars! I look forwurd to having anothar pursin of soopiereeor inleelect to post hear beesides me!

zya, vee is vost velcome to osser meez avise... yza.. cus I'z Velgium zya anz vaffles var goodz ya? :)

[~Jules921]

Welcome back dude, we've missed you and your kitties. Still waiting for pics of them :D

Jules

[AkromaAoW]

I hadn't yet run into you. It was on my to do list, but the opportunity just didn't arise before your departure. So, I'm now looking forward to it. I hope to see you in about 13 levels or so...

Again, welcome back.

[Mapa]

Well ( insert proper Ebberon version of Hades to match you core RP belief system) has finally frozen and I am forced to change my sig., as promised. I want to hate you but all I can say is welcome back. I at least missed your candid reparte and the wild beast that rule your roost don't enter into it! Domesticated animals my Aunt Fanny.

Grr, how do you make an "e" with an accent!!!

[Helmet]

clearly nobody likes you scars, go back to whatever purgatory you crawled out of.

[Jaywade]

welcome back bro .....glad to see ya back

[Memnir]

Well, there goes the neighborhood.. again. ;)


Ah, just kidden ya bro. :) Hasn't been the same since ya left, and it's **** good to see ya.

[Weedo]

Scarsgaard for president!

[Oeuf]

Hey welcome back Scars. Nice to see that Western Canada is once again safe with you on the prowl.

[Lawst]

WHAT!?! :eek:
But I triple checked the locks...
They said the cage couldn't be broken out of...
He said he liked it here and would never try to escape...
And worse he picked up two more cats on his long trek across Canada back home...
******!

[Scarsgaard]

So of course the next question is... what did Scars do on his vacation from DDO!

Well of course I watched the entire Buffy, Angel and Veronica Mars from beginning to end! Then I started collecting comics again buying every Angel and Buffy comic in both covers and every edition that I could find. Then I made my cat a big drug sock full of catnip. Then I broke my door when I tried getting out of my house during a snowstorm. And I drank a couple wobbly pops. And I found a great website for movies (66stage.com)... and then I quit eating meat that wasn't free-range organic (mmm buffalo and free-rge chicken).... oh yeah I broke 2 stairmaster machines.. bought a bike instead since tehy just don't make a lot of good home equipment for 220 lb persons (lolol... maybe I should buy better quality **** too), and oh yeah I taught my cats to not listen to anything that I said, which really wasn't that hard :)

So whats next you say? Well, I'm going to avoid renting the new Beowulf film, go to Calgary in a cpl weeks to get bombed with my bro and convince a few other DDO'ers out there to participate in a Centurion Drinkathon... and also trick my bro into hooking up my car stereo because I'm SO not a car guy... and oh yeah... I'm going to find a way to get the new Joss Whedon series for free cuz I hate the cable companies8)

Oh... I get the joy of nursing a massive hangover cuz Legion forced me to drink a case o'beer last night and I feel really really crappy ;)