dragnmoon
01-28-2008, 03:28 PM
This is soo freaking funny... Found it on Keith Bakers Web site (http://www.bossythecow.com/bakersdozen.htm)...
Here at Bossy the Cow, we're not afraid to ask the tough questions. Questions like:
WHAT'S THE BIGGEST SURPRISE IN FOURTH EDITION DUNGEONS & DRAGONS?
1. All the product placement. "Haste" spell changed to "Do the Dew™".
2. Now 80% Dungeons, 20% Dragons
3. Chinese gold farmers can get you to 20th level in 6 days!
4. Iron rations are made out of PEOPLE!
5. Revolutionary new THAC1 system! (It's one higher, isn't it?)
6. Traditional elves replaced by Keebler elves. Drizzt now a renegade fudge elf who wields twin graham crackers.
7. Twenty-part adventure path requires heroes to "Save the Cheerleader… save the Realms."
8. New version actually DOES drive kids to Satan.
9. New system actually based on popular "Dumb & Dumber" franchise.
10. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 1d8+2. And a crunch.
11. Combat system abandons primitive dice in favor of cool "Wii"-mote.
12. Iconic characters from PHB replaced by the PCs from Order of the Stick
13. And of course…
Don't you mean "KEITH BAKER'S D&D 4th Edition"?
Here at Bossy the Cow, we're not afraid to ask the tough questions. Questions like:
WHAT'S THE BIGGEST SURPRISE IN FOURTH EDITION DUNGEONS & DRAGONS?
1. All the product placement. "Haste" spell changed to "Do the Dew™".
2. Now 80% Dungeons, 20% Dragons
3. Chinese gold farmers can get you to 20th level in 6 days!
4. Iron rations are made out of PEOPLE!
5. Revolutionary new THAC1 system! (It's one higher, isn't it?)
6. Traditional elves replaced by Keebler elves. Drizzt now a renegade fudge elf who wields twin graham crackers.
7. Twenty-part adventure path requires heroes to "Save the Cheerleader… save the Realms."
8. New version actually DOES drive kids to Satan.
9. New system actually based on popular "Dumb & Dumber" franchise.
10. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 1d8+2. And a crunch.
11. Combat system abandons primitive dice in favor of cool "Wii"-mote.
12. Iconic characters from PHB replaced by the PCs from Order of the Stick
13. And of course…
Don't you mean "KEITH BAKER'S D&D 4th Edition"?