Server Down? Why?

[mactaveous]

Is the server just crash or what?

[Cash]

ya i just got stuck by a door in town and i tried to re-log and no good...

[mactaveous]

I was in water works and thought a new type of spell just kicked my ass

[Shakari]

wow...that was weird...hope they give us info soon

[Gara]

I was in the pit with a group who didn't know what they were doing. Thank you server crash!

[Cash]

I was in the pit with a group who didn't know what they were doing. Thank you server crash!

<bows head>

/amen

[Memnir]

Thank god I had just finished Ghosts of Perdition... whew!

[mactaveous]

Mabey they got snow on the server again :P or was that another game i hear that happen :P

[Cash]

I was in water works and thought a new type of spell just kicked my ass


Yeah that spell is called GTFO! Its happened to me plenty of times... :(

[infernalmal]

Pit w/ newbs? ez stuff just cast protection from force and jump +50.

Server Who? Server What? Server Why? Server When? Server Where?
Server shot the sheriff but it didn't shoot the deputy...

[mactaveous]

GTFO... lol thats a new one. They should make a spell that does that in pvp :P

[Shakari]

GTFO... lol thats a new one. They should make a spell that does that in pvp :P

does it work on the abbot? ;)

[Lotuss]

yeah i was in that pit group...didn't seem anyone knew where to go...except myself... :P

[mactaveous]

I know it. I got it.. there resetting the server for Christmas gifts.. Everyone will log on with 50k more plat :)

[Shakari]

i am back in...still weird

[Blind_Skwerl]

Great. Prices going up in the auction house then.

[mactaveous]

Yippy... no more forum chat tho :( hehe

[TheMoose]

Houston... we have a problem.. Again!!!

[mactaveous]

LOL Ok thats going to make alot of people ****ed!

[Gara]

**** and now I am booted while doing the pit with a decent group. **** you server crash!

[Blind_Skwerl]

Out again, forum chat continues...

[Gara]

Anyone heard the one about a man from nantucket?

[mactaveous]

I think someone brought there 2 year old to the server room and he likes to press buttons :)

[Cash]

Are they kidding? LOL bad night for WW part 2 on my lowbie. Ran twice and booted twice in same area...

[Lotuss]

same with the pit

[Shakari]

ok...this is getting a little annoying :(

[Blind_Skwerl]

Turbine Janitor: "Dude! I was mopping up behind the Lanis over there and I got water on it. It's not like, going to be a problem is it?"

[Lotuss]

I'd feel better if all the worlds were down...not just the one we play on

[yk49]

seems like today is not best day to hunt muckdoom...

my pit walkthru
http://flickr.com/photos/yoko5000/sets/72157600409359875/show/

[Lotuss]

lol blind...I see that energizer commercial janitor doing it too

[mactaveous]

Hey we get to talk again in the forums though :P.. So Hows everyone holidays ? hehe Anyone going somewhere interesting?

[Gara]

I'd feel better if all the worlds were down...not just the one we play on


Oooh your wish is slowly being granted. Argonessen just exploded

[Lotuss]

k i'm feeling better

[Blind_Skwerl]

Staying in town... have to work... have to level... need to prep for mod 6 so I can finish all the new content in 2 days and wait for another 4 months. :^)

[mactaveous]

UPDATE: Currently Thelanis and Argonessen are experiencing issues. We are escalating the matter, and will continue to update. We apologize for the inconvenience. All other servers are currently online. If anyone didn't see that :P

[Lotuss]

This is why wives should not visit their husbands work place..."hunny...what's this button here do?"....."oh god no!!!!"

[Shakari]

wonderful, argonessen is back up ;)

[Blind_Skwerl]

Some guy in a pick-up truck thought the server was an ATM and stole it! Happens all the time around by me.

[Ligon]

After getting booted from a little TBF the first time when servers came back up gave it another go. 1 run first chest banishing rapier, 2nd chest paralyzing longsword, 3rd chest 30 % striders, and end reward +5 protection necklace right in the middle of mailing them to a toon that can use them servers go down any bets on me getting this stuff through the mail.

[Giantsbane]

I was in the pit with a group who didn't know what they were doing. Thank you server crash!

lol. Always look on the bright side.

[Shakari]

"Your character was booted from this world." That made me really sad... :(

[Giantsbane]

This is why wives should not visit their husbands work place..."hunny...what's this button here do?"....."oh god no!!!!"

ROFL. Too true.

[Blind_Skwerl]

Tbf?

[Lotuss]

After getting booted from a little TBF the first time when servers came back up gave it another go. 1 run first chest banishing rapier, 2nd chest paralyzing longsword, 3rd chest 30 % striders, and end reward +5 protection necklace right in the middle of mailing them to a toon that can use them servers go down any bets on me getting this stuff through the mail.

That happened to me last year...I lost some good stuff from the same thing...they say they won't help ya either...

[Ligon]

Trial by fire

[SkunkMonger187]

Thought charcter had been baned for no reason servers down lol.

[Lotuss]

some awesome loot for TbF....usually don't see that much in there

[Blind_Skwerl]

*** am I doing wrong in that quest?!!! I always get stupid **** like a +3 cursespewing kama of greater ooze bane... big demand for those.

[Lotuss]

same here...lol

[Tolero]

Well good morning all...well not exactly a good morning that is. We'll keep you posted. Apparently the servers decided whatever I was dreaming about needed to be interrupted :( Thanks for your patience, and sorry for the inconvenience.

[Blind_Skwerl]

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[Ligon]

Normally what I pull too. I was on a dream run there was thinking man the servers out to go out for a minute more often if when then come back up my pulls look like this. Hmm maybe that is what killed it the second time.

[Lotuss]

Well good morning all...well not exactly a good morning that is. We'll keep you posted. Apparently the servers decided whatever I was dreaming about needed to be interrupted :( Thanks for your patience, and sorry for the inconvenience.

Server, "You do not need sleep,wakey wakey.....<crash>...That'll wake him up"

[Blind_Skwerl]

Loot gods looking down with favor! Must be stopped! The grind must be enforced!

[mactaveous]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tolero View Post
Thelanis is experiencing a hiccup again. We are investigating and escalating, and will continue to keep you updated *pours coffee*
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Yup *beats servers with a rolled up newspaper* BAD! BAD SERVERS! Let me go back to bed! ><


.....ME ..... sure you didn't pour the coffee on the server?

[5footStep]

**** and now I am booted while doing the pit with a decent group. **** you server crash!

hehee.. dont you guys read the Pit information guide? NOONE ESCAPES THE PIT! *waves hands* all praise Juilblex!!!

[Lotuss]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tolero View Post
Thelanis is experiencing a hiccup again. We are investigating and escalating, and will continue to keep you updated *pours coffee*
..
Yup *beats servers with a rolled up newspaper* BAD! BAD SERVERS! Let me go back to bed! ><


.....ME ..... sure you didn't pour the coffee on the server?

contrary to popular belief...pouring coffee on a server does not make it "blow up"....if gives it a boost...like the old turbo button on your '486

[Shakari]

well, while you get this straightened out, i am going to go to bed...and dream of that +3 wounding shortbow of puncturing and that +2 vorpal returning axe.

oxoxox

[mactaveous]

contrary to popular belief...pouring coffee on a server does not make it "blow up"....if gives it a boost...like the old turbo button on your '486

Yeah a boost to the grave :).. Oh btw there a turbine guy name Patience.. I think thats Fing funny

[Lotuss]

Tolero is making me wonder if he sleeps next to the server....

[Blind_Skwerl]

Noob Poster: "So I was doing this really cool pit quest when the servers went down. When the servers came back, I logged in and tried to re-join the group I was in, but I think they didn't see my tells? What does squelched mean?"

[Lotuss]

I'm picturing the server yelling at tolero....."feed me Seymoor....feed me!!!!"

[Tolero]

Tolero is making me wonder if she sleeps next to the server....

... would it be bad if I said "sometimes"? >>

[Blind_Skwerl]

"I'm sorry Dave. I can't let you loot that!" *crash*

[Patience]

Psssst... official status thread ------> this way (http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=130573). ;)

[Lotuss]

... would it be bad if I said "sometimes"? >>

don't feel bad Tolero...I do server admin...and I've fallen asleep next to the servers...

[Blind_Skwerl]

... would it be bad if I said "sometimes"? >>

The server is in your mom's basement, isn't it?! I knew it!

[Lotuss]

The server is in your mom's basement, isn't it?! I knew it!

lmao the secret is out...Turbine is ran from someone's mom's basement

[mactaveous]

Psssst... official status thread ------> this way (http://http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=130573). ;)

Server statue this way .. and it doesn't work... WOW that made me laugh hard !!!!

[Lotuss]

Server statue this way .. and it doesn't work... WOW that made me laugh hard !!!!

lol i was thinking the same thing...server no worky...linky no worky....

[Tolero]

Easy enough to fix that: This way folks (http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=130573) *piper*