Let All Take Notice!!!!

[bandyman1]

I hereby crown myself ( and I'm only doing it myself so all you adoring females don't ulgy yourselves up in a huge brawl to see who gets the honor ) THE SEXY of Argonessen!!!!!!

Let the bowing in submission ( looks toward Dark and Yaga ) begin.


PS: I guess I'll let Rameses bask in my Divinity. Might actually help the little guy ( short man complex and all ya know :D).

[Aspenor]

Bah everybody knows I'm the pretty one.

[Cowdenicus]

Vanash > ALL

[bandyman1]

Bah everybody knows I'm the pretty one.

Sure you're prettier Asp.

In a run on your tiptoes and giggle like a schoolgirl kind of way :D.

[bandyman1]

Vanash > ALL

IDK man. I heard all he does is stand in a field by himself and ding his cowbell whenever a hottie passes. Kinda creeps them out ;).

[Rameses]

****snip the un-important stuff***

PS: I guess I'll let Rameses bask in my Divinity. Might actually help the little guy ( short man complex and all ya know :D).

I'll let you win this round. Because, I know all the girls love the ugly guy in their little circles.

I am, Rameses!

[Ozoro]

You will stop quoting me NOW!

My sexy does not discriminate

[Cowdenicus]

IDK man. I heard all he does is stand in a field by himself and ding his cowbell whenever a hottie passes. Kinda creeps them out ;).

ding ding ding ding. :eek::D

[Jorell]

Shay, you know you will never surpass me in the dirty ol' man catagory. Don't even try youngster....

[bandyman1]

Shay, you know you will never surpass me in the dirty ol' man catagory. Don't even try youngster....

LMAO, but I'm the newer, improved version :D.

[bandyman1]

I'll let you win this round. Because, I know all the girls love the ugly guy in their little circles.

I am, Rameses!

Of course they do bro. That's why I'm going to let you hang around in the first place! Gotta keep the harem happy :D.

[Aspenor]

You will stop quoting me NOW!

My sexy does not discriminate

Quoted, without discrimination.

[ErgonomicCat]

You know, as a Fernian, I just have to wonder why I keep coming to these forums.

I think it's really that whole "Show All New Posts" thing.

Can I get a "Show All New Posts But Argo's Cause Frankly I'm A Little Scared Of Them" button?

[Cayrie]

I hereby crown myself ( and I'm only doing it myself so all you adoring females don't ulgy yourselves up in a huge brawl to see who gets the honor ) THE SEXY of Argonessen!!!!!!

Let the bowing in submission ( looks toward Dark and Yaga ) begin.


PS: I guess I'll let Rameses bask in my Divinity. Might actually help the little guy ( short man complex and all ya know :D).

You can't be THE SEXY, because that crowns you the hottest of both genders. I simply won't allow for that.

[Cayrie]

You know, as a Fernian, I just have to wonder why I keep coming to these forums.

I think it's really that whole "Show All New Posts" thing.

Can I get a "Show All New Posts But Argo's Cause Frankly I'm A Little Scared Of Them" button?

It's not the "Show All New Posts" thing. It's because we are entertaining, scary or not.

You know what they say, curiosity killed the...Cat. Pun intended. :D

[Aspenor]

You know, as a Fernian, I just have to wonder why I keep coming to these forums.

I think it's really that whole "Show All New Posts" thing.

Can I get a "Show All New Posts But Argo's Cause Frankly I'm A Little Scared Of Them" button?

You're just jealous.

[bandyman1]

You can't be THE SEXY, because that crowns you the hottest of both genders. I simply won't allow for that.

Don't get all emotinal hun. There is room for the holder of The Sexist Female of Argo title in THE SEXY 's harem. Along with all her runners-up :D.

[Cayrie]

Don't get all emotinal hun, there is room for holder of The Sexist Female of Argo in THE SEXY 's harem. Along with all her runners-up :D.

Darling...I don't belong in a harem. I'm a one-of-a-kind! (Which is probably a good thing for mankind.)

[bandyman1]

Darling...I don't belong in a harem. I'm a one-of-a-kind! (Which is probably a good thing for mankind.)

Of course you are. NOONE else compares.


* waits till you leave *
* leans over to whisper to Rameses the court jester *

" Psst.......Silver-tongue. One of THE SEXY's many skills " :D.

[Futslung]

Everyone knows that Futzlung is the BIGG SEXXXY! Hell he is so sexy his helm looks like a condom just so he would be safe fighting off all the hot Argo fems off him! Don't fight the feeling women just come on down to the BIGG SEXXXY and if you dont believe me just ask Ozo as he hits on me everytime he sees me!

[Aspenor]

Of course you are. NOONE else compares.


* waits till you leave *
* leans over to whisper to Rameses the court jester *

" Psst.......Silver-tongue. One of THE SEXY's many skills " :D.

You lack the build to have a silver tongue.

[Beherit_Baphomar]

You will stop quoting me NOW!

My sexy does not discriminate

Now?

[Ozoro]

if you dont believe me just ask Ozo as he hits on me everytime he sees me!

How many times, Hitting ON you and Hitting you in the FACE are two diffrent things

[Rameses]

Of course you are. NOONE else compares.


* waits till you leave *
* leans over to whisper to Rameses the court jester *

" Psst.......Silver-tongue. One of THE SEXY's many skills " :D.


How Rude.

You sir do not know me. I am not very funny or nice.

I am, Rameses!

[Yaga_Nub]

You sir do not know me. I am not very funny or nice.

I am, Rameses!

QFT

[Ozoro]

You sir do not know me. I am not very funny or nice.

I am, Rameses!

/Signed

[Ozoro]

Now?

plz

[TommyBoy]

I hereby crown myself ( and I'm only doing it myself so all you adoring females don't ulgy yourselves up in a huge brawl to see who gets the honor ) THE SEXY of Argonessen!!!!!!


I find that those who self gloss are usally wrong

[bandyman1]

You lack the build to have a silver tongue.

Umm....I'm not sure if I like the idea that you've been checking out my " build " Asp :confused:.


THE SEXY HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!

[bandyman1]

I find that those who self gloss are usally wrong


Yep. They usually are.

Of course, Lord Yaga himself posted in the thread, and even HE didn't refute me :D.

[Ozoro]

THE SEXY HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!

you will stop quoting me NOW!

[Cayrie]

I find that those who self gloss are usally wrong

QFT!

[bandyman1]

QFT!

It's OK Cayrie. I know you're in a huff.

*cough* Rameses! *sneeze* you nark! *cough*

Tell THE SEXY how to make you feel all better :D.

[Cayrie]

I don't get huffy. I get even.

Besides, my Sexy pwns your Sexy, any day, any place.

[bandyman1]

I don't get huffy. I get even.

Besides, my Sexy pwns your Sexy, any day, any place.

OK. When a woman talks about getting even, I duck.

Disclamer: Learned that one from a Divorce hearing.

So, If I crown ya THE UBER SEXY , and keep my crown, are we good? Or should I start looking over my shoulder for more blood-sucking lawyers :(???

[Cayrie]

You can't just call me THE UBER SEXY. You have to say it with feeling, and MEAN it!

P.S. Only weak women need lawyers to settle their scores. /flex

[Ozoro]

I don't get huffy. I get even.

Besides, my Sexy pwns your Sexy, any day, any place.

YOU WILL ALL STOP QUOTING ME NOW!

[Cayrie]

YOU WILL ALL STOP QUOTING ME NOW!

Darling, this is tiresome. You can't patent the word "sexy." Believe me, if you could, Bigg would have already found a way. Give it up, noobwater.

[Ozoro]

Darling, this is tiresome. You can't patent the word "sexy." Believe me, if you could, Bigg would have already found a way. Give it up, noobwater.

I find it passes the time....
Also gives Beherit something to do

[Cayrie]

Yes, but it's not very entertaining. Surely even YOU can do better than this?

[Ozoro]

Yes, but it's not very entertaining. Surely even YOU can do better than this?

you mean like, i dont know, declaring myself the lord of agro? no no wait, the sexy of argo, wait, what next, the janitor of argo!

[bandyman1]

you mean like, i dont know, declaring myself the lord of agro? no no wait, the sexy of argo, wait, what next, the janitor of argo!

YOU GOT IT!!!!

Ozoro's new title is THE JANITOR of Argonessen!!!!

[Ozoro]

YOU GOT IT!!!!

Ozoro's new title is THE JANITOR of Argonessen!!!!

sweet, now i can claim to have a title like most of the other jack offs on the server

[bandyman1]

sweet, now i can claim to have a title like most of the other jack offs on the server

Glad you liked it :D.

THE SEXY HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!

[Cayrie]

sweet, now i can claim to have a title like most of the other jack offs on the server

Whoa... jack offs passes the profanity filter! Sweet!

I don't need a title. But if someone's gonna claim they are THE sexy of the server, obviously I will have to step in and lay down the law. :D

[Ozoro]

Whoa... jack offs passes the profanity filter! Sweet!

I don't need a title. But if someone's gonna claim they are THE sexy of the server, obviously I will have to step in and lay down the law. :D

please, you have less charisma than an amoeba

[Cayrie]

please, you have less charisma than an amoeba

That is SO not what you said last night.

[bandyman1]

Whoa... jack offs passes the profanity filter! Sweet!

I don't need a title. But if someone's gonna claim they are THE sexy of the server, obviously I will have to step in and lay down the law. :D

LONG LIVE THE UBER SEXY!!!!!!!!


THE SEXY HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!

[Ozoro]

That is SO not what you said last night.

no, last night i said "sorry its dark and i made a mistake, can you please forgive me"

[Ozoro]

Let this be the end (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04)

[bandyman1]

no, last night i said "sorry its dark and i made a mistake, can you please forgive me"

You mean when you tickled her belly button :D ???

[TommyBoy]

Let this be the end (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04)

omg thats um... well it just is:confused:


im so emailing that to the trekie at work

[Yaga_Nub]

Let this be the end (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04)

Holy **it!! He has got to be soooooooooo embarrassed that's still around.

[Rameses]

Let this be the end (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04)

I forgot just how scary the 70's were. Thanks Alice.

[Ozoro]

I forgot just how scary the 70's were. Thanks Alice.

No problem Ellen

[Hvymetal]

I think Kirk & Spock should sing duet:)

[Sabotage]

I know you are but what am I?..........nvm i dont want to know.

[bandyman1]

I know you are but what am I?..........nvm i dont want to know.

Thanks for the support Sabo.

I hereby bestow to you the position of royal bodyguard. You will be responsible for making sure that my sexiness stays in tip-top shape in the face of jealous males who've lost their Lady-loves to the skills of THE SEXY.

THE SEXY HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!

[Grahalyan]

This is your brain.....

This is your brain on Shatner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVbv6r_tKnE)

Any questions?

Shatner SEXY>Posers

[Ozoro]

This is your brain.....

This is your brain on Shatner (http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVbv6r_tKnE)

Any questions?

Shatner SEXY>Posers

broken link

[Aspenor]

Thanks for the support Sabo.

I hereby bestow to you the position of royal bodyguard. You will be responsible for making sure that my sexiness stays in tip-top shape in the face of jealous males who've lost their Lady-loves to the skills of THE SEXY.

THE SEXY HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!

So right now, zero?

[Grahalyan]

broken link

Shatner defies attempts to mock.

Shatner > YouTube linkage

[Ozoro]

Shatner defies attempts to mock.

Shatner > YouTube linkage

i have already championed shatner in these forums, im now working my magic for nimoy, get your own sad washed up tv star to bring back to their former glory!

Hence this (http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=123838&page=2) post.

[Grahalyan]

i have already championed shatner in these forums, im now working my magic for nimoy, get your own sad washed up tv star to bring back to their former glory!

Hence this (http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=123838&page=2) post.

I see your Shatner and raise you a.............

KHAN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_n00tqcSdA)

Prototype for The Most Interesting Man in the World.

"I don't always eat cheese, but when I do, I wear a sombrero"

Stay cheesy, my friends.

[Ozoro]

I see your Shatner and raise you a.............

KHAN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_n00tqcSdA)

Prototype for The Most Interesting Man in the World.

"I don't always eat cheese, but when I do, I wear a sombrero"

Stay cheesy, my friends.

I am less than impressed.

[kaelis]

Is today Necro Thread week or what?

Yes.

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc225/Kenori_Merrik/Necro.jpg


Hi again Bandy! Welcome back!