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Aspenor
10-09-2007, 09:44 AM
It's true.
Duplicate_10
10-09-2007, 09:46 AM
I mankiss bunnies. The more I kiss, I increase my chances of generating a princess from said bunnies.

I do love kissing bunnies.
Kistilan
10-09-2007, 09:48 AM
You're talking about the 36 23 35 kind of course.
Duplicate_10
10-09-2007, 09:49 AM
Bigger!
Yaga_Nub
10-09-2007, 09:50 AM
You're talking about the 36 23 35 kind of course.

Actually 36 24 36 is Hef's stated perfect bunny.
Duplicate_10
10-09-2007, 09:52 AM
Hef's a socialist he-pig. Real American men love giant women.....and well!
Kistilan
10-09-2007, 09:53 AM
Actually 36 24 36 is Hef's stated perfect bunny.

I didn't want to feel like I was quoting a Sir Mixalot song...
But apparently we now know where here got his "material" from, eh.
Yaga_Nub
10-09-2007, 09:54 AM
I didn't want to feel like I was quoting a Sir Mixalot song...
But apparently we now know where here got his "material" from, eh.

Yes, he was "borrowing" from that old-school rapper Pimp Daddy Hef.
Aspenor
10-09-2007, 09:57 AM
All rap and hip-hop songs are loosely based on the IRL Aspenor.
Duplicate_10
10-09-2007, 10:09 AM
Actually, they're based on the collective works of William Shatner, whose spoken word dialogs about life on city streets, and various forms a pimpin' laid the framework for what we now no as rap. NWA's first album is a homage to the Shat, which I believe should be common knowledge.

Bunnies.
Osharan_Tregarth
10-09-2007, 11:09 AM
Actually 36 24 36 is Hef's stated perfect bunny.

Ahh... Is that where the Violent Femmes song came from as well?
Kistilan
10-09-2007, 11:32 AM
I only Kist Kist Kist when the Sun don't shine, whoa-ohhh! Whoa-ohh!!!
If ya wanna Kist Kist Kist then tonight is fine, whoa-ohhh! Whoa-ohh!!!

That's all the silly I got left tonight. Finished my picture editing. G'dnite (we're night flying in Japan, it rocks, kinda...)
Beherit_Baphomar
10-09-2007, 03:29 PM
We need more threads like this one.

Its.......so...........jolly.
Hvymetal
10-10-2007, 04:31 AM
Actually, they're based on the collective works of William Shatner, whose spoken word dialogs about life on city streets, and various forms a pimpin' laid the framework for what we now no as rap. NWA's first album is a homage to the Shat, which I believe should be common knowledge.

Bunnies.LOL
Duplicate_10
10-10-2007, 09:39 AM
Bump for the big bunny love machine!
Khestral
10-10-2007, 10:46 AM
Bunnies aren't just cute like everyone supposes... they got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses... and what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eye sight for anyway?
Ozoro
10-10-2007, 11:55 AM
Actually, they're based on the collective works of William Shatner, whose spoken word dialogs about life on city streets, and various forms a pimpin' laid the framework for what we now no as rap. NWA's first album is a homage to the Shat, which I believe should be common knowledge.

Bunnies.

And Mr Leonard Nimoy. I do belive Mr Nimoy and Mr Shatner did a record together called spaced out. Which is a must in any record collection.
Borrigain
10-10-2007, 01:16 PM
Bunnies aren't just cute like everyone supposes... they got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses... and what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eye sight for anyway?

"I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--" -Tim

:D

Borr.
Lorien_the_First_One
10-10-2007, 01:41 PM
Actually 36 24 36 is Hef's stated perfect bunny.

I think 32/34 24 34 is more on track...but then I'm weird.
Duplicate_10
10-10-2007, 02:08 PM
And Mr Leonard Nimoy. I do belive Mr Nimoy and Mr Shatner did a record together called spaced out. Which is a must in any record collection.

Actually, the album in question is a compilation of the best works from Shatner and Nimoy. They have never performed a song together to my knowledge.

But it is a must for any collection. And a must for bunnies.

Bunnies.....****ing bunnies!
Duplicate_10
10-10-2007, 02:08 PM
I think 32/34 24 34 is more on track...but then I'm weird.

Is that what they call it these days? "Weird"?
Yaga_Nub
10-10-2007, 02:15 PM
Is that what they call it these days? "Weird"?

Yes.
Duplicate_10
10-10-2007, 02:21 PM
Yes.

Really????
Allice
10-11-2007, 05:17 AM
"Now youve done it the bunnies are angry! ANGRY I TELL YOU!"
Ozoro
10-11-2007, 11:28 AM
Actually, the album in question is a compilation of the best works from Shatner and Nimoy. They have never performed a song together to my knowledge.

But it is a must for any collection. And a must for bunnies.

Bunnies.....****ing bunnies!

Hmmmm, I was under the impression that they had worked together. I shall investigate this further.
Ozoro
10-11-2007, 11:36 AM
Probably the best Shatner performance ever.
The Shat! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE)
Duplicate_10
10-11-2007, 12:09 PM
Probably the best Shatner performance ever.
The Shat! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE)

I raise!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eISBTBwWKeE
Ozoro
10-11-2007, 12:48 PM
I raise!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eISBTBwWKeE

I play my trump card! The shat does comedy and a song!
Stormtroopers dancing? Yes please!
Lolz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p55YD8QhQ3o)
Ozoro
10-12-2007, 03:31 PM
im rather dissapointed that you havent responded to this Mr. Norris, dissapointed indeed.
Beherit_Baphomar
10-12-2007, 03:46 PM
im rather dissapointed that you havent responded to this Mr. Norris, dissapointed indeed.

Whats he gonna say? Cant trump that Oz....FTQ!
Ozoro
10-12-2007, 04:37 PM
Whats he gonna say? Cant trump that Oz....FTQ!

the shat dancing with stormtroopers? you cant really can you.
Yvonne_Blacksword
10-12-2007, 04:43 PM
I saw Chuck Norris on TV today...

He was learning he words to Little Bunny Foo Foo...
:eek:
(Yes, Dear.)
:rolleyes::p
fleetsbane
10-12-2007, 06:46 PM
I play my trump card! The shat does comedy and a song!
Stormtroopers dancing? Yes please!
Lolz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p55YD8QhQ3o)

omg that made my night ... nay.. my weekend!!!
Duplicate_10
10-12-2007, 08:49 PM
I didn't know that required a response Oz. It spoke to me in a special way I couldn't put into words.
Ozoro
10-13-2007, 03:17 AM
I didn't know that required a response Oz. It spoke to me in a special way I couldn't put into words.

Then I think this thread has produced something very special. Live long and prosper George! Well, live long, you've already prospered.
Aspenor
01-15-2010, 04:54 PM
This thread deserves to be bumped due to the great Shat links.
cardmj1
01-15-2010, 05:31 PM
Alt link for Shatner and the Stormtroopers...

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=43164704
Mazeratti
01-16-2010, 12:06 AM
I LOL'd at the title so I had to come here and read... then I realised you guys may not be familiar with the jokes that guys here do (and think is really funny :rolleyes:)

You pull your pockets out of your short/pants and ask the object of your attention male/female (whichever way the pendulum swings) and you ask them would they like to kiss a rabbit between the ears :p

Can you see why I LOL's at the title ??? :D


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well maybe you cant



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nvm

it was a good read for the shat links at least :)