Legion Rocks !!

[hennebux]

Not only do these dudes beat the game sideways they take screenies.:D
When it comes to spite,supremacy,dedication and dereliction these yahoo's rule the roost.More often than not those who step to the rep are pimp handed.I gotta say I truly appreciate how they get down gamewide.Loki,Womp,Renegade,Drak,Scarsgaard,Panthe r,Clay...the list goes on....2 threads in one day....I only wish y'all hadn't racked up too many priors !
I'll leave it with a quote from "stripes" which y'all got plenty of...

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination. [points to the LEGION next to him]
Yoooouuu are a maaaadman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy.

Hat's off ! 17 minutes...Maybe kobe was napping..

[Scarsgaard]

Well, thank you for your wonderful thread Sir.Hennebux...

..now I know most of you folkes don't know this but we have a theme song even!:eek: I'm not allowed to sing, Guild Leader edict... I sing like an amputee, can't carry a tune, can't hold a note... so here's the lyrics:

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'


/cheers to Bloodhound Gang...they changed my life, right up there with Triple H, Beef Jerky and Lucky Lager:D

[PaintHorseCowboy]

Scar....

I thought your official song was:

"In Heaven There Is No Beer [That's Why We Drink It Here]"

[Weedo]

say buster i hope you dont think your going anywhere

[Scarsgaard]

say buster i hope you dont think your going anywhere

but I must... I'm late for my job as the Chief Cili Cheese Fry Maker:D

[Weedo]

not you scar lol. was talking to hinnybux....

but im curious now, what high tech fast food joint do you work at that allows you to surf the interweb while making chili cheese fries?

and do you have to wash your hands again everytime you use the keyboard? haha

[Scarsgaard]

...lets just say.. don't eat where I work:D

[Weedo]

lol

[Rayzorlew]

...lets just say.. don't eat where I work:D

Good thing your not a gynecologist! :D

[Scarsgaard]

Good thing your not a gynecologist! :D

...maybe I am... mmm bread:eek: :D

[pana]

hey now i remember being on the team that got the thread shut down... no love for the pana man!!!

i do eat where i work and i can promise the bread is undercooked

im a baker btw!

[hennebux]

Sorry if I ommited anyone alot of my threads and posts have been "disappearing"
lately.I guess chilloutanus cube and kobe have been doing my editing for me.
P.S. Nice tune Scaar, I didn't know whether to laugh or cringe.:)

[Scarsgaard]

Sadly, most folkes rarely understand the genius that is Bloodhound Gang:D