Aspenor vs Chuck: 5 points to win!

[Yaga_Nub]

Since I am Lord of Argonnessen I have decided (in part thanks to Asp and Chuck) to set up a new game for my pleasure. If anyone else gets a laugh, thrill, etc. from my game then please join in but understand that I am the FINAL arbiter in all cases. That should make most people scared because my logic, while flawless, is so far above the brain trust on these forums that some call might call me crazy. But make no mistake, there is ALWAYS a method to my madness.

So without further ado, I give to you THE game of the century! I call this game - Post or die!!! (well, it's just a social death but that still counts right?)

Please note that I am using Sunday, the 16th as the start date. Any thread started before that date will not be included. I will go back through the threads this week and update all points.

Here are the rules -

1. In any post that Chuck and Asp get into a sparring match, I will assign points as I see fit. The first person to get to 5 points wins that post and is given a post point. First person to 10 post points wins the game and starts over. Multiple posts can be going on at the same time. Point totals for each post will be kept in that post. Overall point totals will be keep in this post.

2. If I feel a particular post was very good, the poster will get the point but the other contestant has the opportunity to one-up the post and earn two points, one for having a good post and another for one-upping the first poster. No more than 1 point can be given for a normal post and no more than 2 can be given for a one-up post.

3. If Asp or Chuck give props to the other for a good post, the other immediately is declared the victor and gets the post point.

4. Anyone may hand out or take away points but Yaga, being who Yaga is, is the only person that can declare a thread victory and give out post points.

5. Any post by Cayrie or Lessah that involves actual pictures of them flashing immediately resets all points back to zero and the game starts over.

6. Any points from Ramses are considered null and void unless those points would tie the game inwhich case they are valid but Rameses must pay tribute to Yaga by typing Yaga is great 5 times per point handed out.

7. I will make up rules for anyone else that becomes important in the game as it goes along.

8. Once per thread, a contestant can ask for a point review. If the review is successful then the contestant gets one more review for that thread. If the review is unsuccessful then the other contestant wins an additional review for that thread.

9. The more crude the response is, the less likely that you will win a point unless it's soooo crude that it makes me squirt my drink out of my nose and then you MIGHT get the point and a bonus point if I don't choke to death first.

10. Any assist from Kistilan earns an extra 1/2 point. It also subtracts 1/2 point because ..... well, it is Kistilan after all.

The Prize - I have search across the globe to find an item befitting a contest such as this and while I've settled on one for now I'm alway up for new suggestions.

The current prize is (drum roll)........... a +1 diplomacy tiara!

Please feel free to add suggestions or comments. Help the game by creating new posts for our forum warriors to wage their war in.

Let the games begin!

[Yaga_Nub]

saved space for new rules

[Yaga_Nub]

This post will be used to link to each thread that in currently active in the game.

War! (http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=121333)

Chuck Norris is a meanypants! (http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=121490)

[Yaga_Nub]

This post will list all past threads and list the winner of that thread.

[lenric]

I for one am looking forward to seeing how this turns out. Will brighten up my forum activity for the day.:D

[Kistilan]

I'm a little miffed that I was left out of these rules. Chuck and I basically are a tag-team. I set up something and he slams it in (you are already a ghey if you're thinking about it that way). Seriously though... and Aspenor lately was at my back in Khyber. I could set either of those guys up for a point. Is there any ruling about a Kistilan-assist?

Also, the infatuations with Lessah also were a team USA effort. I don't know how Cayrie got into this, but I'm all for 2 women at once. :D

[Yaga_Nub]

I'm a little miffed that I was left out of these rules. Chuck and I basically are a tag-team. I set up something and he slams it in (you are already a ghey if you're thinking about it that way). Seriously though... and Aspenor lately was at my back in Khyber. I could set either of those guys up for a point. Is there any ruling about a Kistilan-assist?

Also, the infatuations with Lessah also were a team USA effort. I don't know how Cayrie got into this, but I'm all for 2 women at once. :D

See Rule #10.

[Kistilan]

See Rule #10.

I'm now equal to Ramses... how quaint. You're superb, Naga. Yub.

[Duplicate_10]

I still fail to see how Yaga is Lord of Argo. I've been wearing the crown since release.

[Aspenor]

I still fail to see how Yaga is Lord of Argo.

QFT

I consider him more like a jester, wearing a clown suit.

[Kistilan]

I just realized that the way Mr Yubs wrote Rule #10 allows me to actually win your little contest, but I'd have to have no life in order to keep up with your threads and posts.

[Kistilan]

I've been wearing the crown since release.

It's true. I've seen every episode of The King of Queens.

[Kistilan]

QFT

I consider him more like a jester, wearing a clown suit.

Borrowing your wardrobe is nothing to joke about. :p

[Duplicate_10]

QFT

I consider him more like a jester, wearing a clown suit.

Kind of like Carrot Top.

"We get it! Its a toy Yoda! ****ing die already!"

[Aspenor]

Kind of like Carrot Top.

"We get it! Its a toy Yoda! ****ing die already!"

I was thinking more like Rosie O'Donnell. :cool:

[Duplicate_10]

I was thinking more like Rosie O'Donnell. :cool:

Difference being?

[Aspenor]

Difference being?

/shrug

Valid point. Although, Rosie does think she's pretty important...

[Kistilan]

/shrug

Valid point. Although, Rosie does think she's pretty important...

It appears all three of you have something in common.

[Pfamily]

It all just seems like another episode at band camp to me...

/shrug

'nother beer anyone?

[Duplicate_10]

It all just seems like another episode at band camp to me...

/shrug

'nother beer anyone?

The word of Pfamily.

[Cayrie]

Yaga...I'm supposed to be grading papers and all your rules are giving me a headache. You must give me the Cliff Notes version later.

Actually, let me just save you the trouble. Aspenor wins. (Sorry Chuck! Still love to hate you tho!)

The rule about Kistilan seems fair. But Kistilan, how many times must I tell you that Lessah is MY girlfriend! By nature I am involved. I think the real question here is how did YOU get into this.

[Duplicate_10]

Yaga...I'm supposed to be grading papers and all your rules are giving me a headache. You must give me the Cliff Notes version later.

Actually, let me just save you the trouble. Aspenor wins. (Sorry Chuck! Still love to hate you tho!)

The rule about Kistilan seems fair. But Kistilan, how many times must I tell you that Lessah is MY girlfriend! By nature I am involved. I think the real question here is how did YOU get into this.

You're just mad I missed Tuesday:p

[Cayrie]

Please.

[alchilito]

... all your rules are giving me a headache...

yup yup

lol

[Cayrie]

Now and forever. Amen.

Chuck is religious?

[Duplicate_10]

Chuck is religious?

Chuck is religion.

[Cayrie]

Chuck is religion.

:rolleyes:

[Duplicate_10]

:rolleyes:

<3!

[Talson]

QFT

I consider him more like a jester, wearing a clown suit.

So at this point i take it rule three comes into effect And the contest for this thread is now over....

3. If Asp or Chuck give props to the other for a good post, the other immediately is declared the victor and gets the post point.

Of course perhaps the most intriguing thing discovered so far during the contest (besides Yaga's a noob, we'd already had established that) is Yaga apperently = Rosie O'Donnell dressed in jesters garb

Take it easy
Tal

[Vengenance]

In most circles, the mere sound of my voice is called "The Panty Dropper".

Quiver, Cayrie..... quiver.

Quiver with revulsion maybe. (slaps Chuck upside his big stupid head) Besides, everyone knows that Cayrie and Lessah have far to much class to slum with the likes of a washed up has been/never was like Chuck Norris. Go get yourself some popcorn and mosey on back to the ranch, watch re-runs of texas ranger, MIA, delta force and re-live your glory days of mediocity.

[Duplicate_10]

Quiver with revulsion maybe. (slaps Chuck upside his big stupid head) Besides, everyone knows that Cayrie and Lessah have far to much class to slum with the likes of a washed up has been/never was like Chuck Norris. Go get yourself some popcorn and mosey on back to the ranch, watch re-runs of texas ranger, MIA, delta force and re-live your glory days of mediocity.

Random noob tries to insult the Chuck: 2 pt conversion?

[Yaga_Nub]

Random noob tries to insult the Chuck: 2 pt conversion?

Okay, I'm back for the day. **** job!!! Don't they know I have threads to monitor and score!!!


I like the 2 pt. conversion idea Chuck.

And yes Yaga = Rosie in a jester's outfit if Rosie= Angelina Jolie and the jester's outfit = birthday suit.

Actually think more like Fat B@stard and you aren't far off, right Cayrie?

[Pfamily]

The word of Pfamily.

And the word is good. It shall bring light to the darkness, hope to the forlorn, a vibrant freshness to an otherwise stale world, and a shrug when things get boring...

[Cayrie]

Somebody is surfing for compliments, Yaga. ;)

[Kistilan]

Please.

Begging is so unbecoming. ;)

Real question get into the middle of you 2? I don't know how you ended up on 1 side, but Lessah was there on the other side since the beginning. She's one of two original Chuck-women. And I've always been on Chuck's side, so naturally there were chuck-women around me too (I stick with the winning team here).

My rule still enables me to win if I had time to stay up-to-the-minute on these forums. And now to work.

[Kistilan]

And the word is good. It shall bring light to the darkness, hope to the forlorn, a vibrant freshness to an otherwise stale world, and a shrug when things get boring...

Sounds like fabreeze in a locker room.

[Cayrie]

Begging is so unbecoming. ;)

Real question get into the middle of you 2? I don't know how you ended up on 1 side, but Lessah was there on the other side since the beginning. She's one of two original Chuck-women. And I've always been on Chuck's side, so naturally there were chuck-women around me too (I stick with the winning team here).

My rule still enables me to win if I had time to stay up-to-the-minute on these forums. And now to work.

Never understood the fascination with Chuck, by anyone, female or male. I find him mildly humorous, at times. Obviously I'm not as amused by him as Lessah. But hey, to each her own. And as for your "relationship" with him, well that can only be explained as very Batman/Robin-esque.

Still would like to have Chuck join us for AU next Tuesday night. Not because I'm dying to play with him, though you can certainly refer to it as a curiosity. :rolleyes:

[Duplicate_10]

Never understood the fascination with Chuck, by anyone, female or male. I find him mildly humorous, at times. Obviously I'm not as amused by him as Lessah. But hey, to each her own. And as for your "relationship" with him, well that can only be explained as very Batman/Robin-esque.

Still would like to have Chuck join us for AU next Tuesday night. Not because I'm dying to play with him, though you can certainly refer to it as a curiosity. :rolleyes:

Whatever way you put it, you want da Chuck.

[Cayrie]

Sorry Chuck Norris. I'm already with someone -- Liu Kang. ;)

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!

[Duplicate_10]

Sorry Chuck Norris. I'm already with someone -- Liu Kang. ;)

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!

Kano wins!

[bandyman1]

Never understood the fascination with Chuck, by anyone, female or male. I find him mildly humorous, at times. Obviously I'm not as amused by him as Lessah. But hey, to each her own. And as for your "relationship" with him, well that can only be explained as very Batman/Robin-esque.

Still would like to have Chuck join us for AU next Tuesday night. Not because I'm dying to play with him, though you can certainly refer to it as a curiosity. :rolleyes:

Mid-thirties man and teenaged boy, always going into the closet together and coming out in underroos, and saying things like " to the bat-pole Robin " ?


Chuck -2

[Rameses]

Mid-thirties man and teenaged boy, always going into the closet together and coming out in underroos, and saying things like " to the bat-pole Robin " ?


Chuck -2

+1 point

Yaga Yaga Yaga

[bandyman1]

+1 point

Yaga Yaga Yaga

This is true. I had forgotten it was Yaga doing the judging.

It's cool Yaga. I know your * ahem * lonely * cough * since Tavok and Lego aren't playing anymore bro. Perhaps Kistilan and Chuck will make good stand-ins?







Sorry Yaga, I HAD to :D

PS: Yaga and Kiv are pretty much directly responsible for my rogue having the seven-fingered gloves, so I tend to give him a little burn protection.

[Aspenor]

Chuck + Yaga = Kistilan

[Rameses]

Chuck + Yaga = Kistilan

divided by the sum of pie. = nothing?

[Vengenance]

Random noob tries to insult the Chuck: 2 pt conversion?

Not a n00b and far superior to you Chuckie, which isn't saying much as most things including inanimate objects are superior to you. Even the player/troll formerly known as Dreamtheatre is superior to the Chuckster.

Aspenor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chuckie


Not even a close competion, your not even in the same league.

[alchilito]

Not a n00b and far superior to you Chuckie, which isn't saying much as most things including inanimate objects are superior to you. Even the player/troll formerly known as Dreamtheatre is superior to the Chuckster.

Aspenor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chuckie


Not even a close competion, your not even in the same league.

ouch

[Kistilan]

Mid-thirties man and teenaged boy, always going into the closet together and coming out in underroos, and saying things like " to the bat-pole Robin " ?

We're both in our twenties. Your point is null and void. I also have no use for any sort of relationship that you're suggesting. Glad we got that cleared up -- Moving along. Take the corpus homnus insecurities somewhere else. Not even funny really. If I was gay, I'd let YOU know Bandyman.

[Kistilan]

Not a n00b and far superior to you Chuckie, which isn't saying much as most things including inanimate objects are superior to you. Even the player/troll formerly known as Dreamtheatre is superior to the Chuckster.

Aspenor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chuckie


Not even a close competion, your not even in the same league.

Your ability to belittle a person via reference to another internet personality (only internet personality, unless you knew DreamTheatre in-person) reflects upon how many real people you can even consider an acquaintance IRL. Move on to better slantings and for better reasons. Just because you're jealous that Chuck can attract more females on the forums than any post you can offer doesn't mean you have to go after an alpha male position. Try the laid-back or be-cool position. Those often attract females that may consider you worthy of social interaction.

[Kistilan]

Chuck + Yaga = Kistilan

I really don't know how to take that.
So far I've heard that Chuck and Kist were the same person (untrue).
I've heard that Castar and Kistilan are the same person (untrue).
I've now heard that Yaga and Chuck are equal to Kistilan? In a way I guess that makes them my sidekicks. That's cool. I really don't know what to do with them, however, so I'll let them continue to plot this Aspenor and Chuck concord flight destined to 5 points.

[Duplicate_10]

Not a n00b and far superior to you Chuckie, which isn't saying much as most things including inanimate objects are superior to you. Even the player/troll formerly known as Dreamtheatre is superior to the Chuckster.

Aspenor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chuckie


Not even a close competion, your not even in the same league.

I think Veng might actually be taking this game seriously. Post more to win Veng! Pull more Chuck insults out yo butt! Feel Chuckamania running through you!

[Cayrie]

Your ability to belittle a person via reference to another internet personality (only internet personality, unless you knew DreamTheatre in-person) reflects upon how many real people you can even consider an acquaintance IRL. Move on to better slantings and for better reasons. Just because you're jealous that Chuck can attract more females on the forums than any post you can offer doesn't mean you have to go after an alpha male position. Try the laid-back or be-cool position. Those often attract females that may consider you worthy of social interaction.

Like Lessah, who you worship? She happens to be a big Geryl fan, Kist. ;)

Lay off my buddy, in all seriousness. You got nothing on him, in-game and in real life. :)

Your posts seem kinda edgy this morning Kistilan. You need a hug?

[Duplicate_10]

Like Lessah, who you worship? She happens to be a big Geryl fan, Kist. ;)

Lay off my buddy, in all seriousness. You got nothing on him, in-game and in real life. :)

Your posts seem kinda edgy this morning Kistilan. You need a hug?

Kist does seem like he's off the valium this morning.

[Vengenance]

Your ability to belittle a person via reference to another internet personality (only internet personality, unless you knew DreamTheatre in-person) reflects upon how many real people you can even consider an acquaintance IRL. Move on to better slantings and for better reasons. Just because you're jealous that Chuck can attract more females on the forums than any post you can offer doesn't mean you have to go after an alpha male position. Try the laid-back or be-cool position. Those often attract females that may consider you worthy of social interaction.

Well first of all, why are you here defending chuck, again, do you even play or are you just a forum troll, either way your not in my social circle and never will be. Second, not even remotely jealous of Chuckie, don't like Chuckie in the least due to his dumb A$$ comments he made last time he left the game. My pal Aspenor may have forgiven him for those stupid comments but I don't roll that way. Oh and third, don't worry about me attracting women, I've never had a problem with that, and well I'm also happliy married. As far as my comparing him to Dream, I did it since everyone on these forums knows Dream (good/bad), and personally I prefer him over Chuck.

[Duplicate_10]

Well first of all, why are you here defending chuck, again, do you even play or are you just a forum troll, either way your not in my social circle and never will be. Second, not even remotely jealous of Chuckie, don't like Chuckie in the least due to his dumb A$$ comments he made last time he left the game. My pal Aspenor may have forgiven him for those stupid comments but I don't roll that way. Oh and third, don't worry about me attracting women, I've never had a problem with that, and well I'm also happliy married. As far as my comparing him to Dream, I did it since everyone on these forums knows Dream (good/bad), and personally I prefer him over Chuck.

So no hugs from Veng? Chuck's virility is powered by manhugs!

[Vengenance]

Like Lessah, who you worship? She happens to be a big Geryl fan, Kist. ;)

Lay off my buddy, in all seriousness. You got nothing on him, in-game and in real life. :)

Your posts seem kinda edgy this morning Kistilan. You need a hug?

Ahhh, my knight...knightess in shinny armor. :p Get him girl...you are the bomb digiddy, hope to catch ya tonight, but not-likely since I'll be working late again.:(

[Duplicate_10]

You wanna hug it out Veng? You seem stressed.

[alchilito]

You wanna hug it out Veng? You seem stressed.

Why can't we all be friends lol

[Yaga_Nub]

Why can't we all be friends lol

Hell NO!!!

How can we have a good thread without a little good-natured, raw, seething HATRED!!!

But can we move this to a new thread. This thread isn't being scored (but Kistilan is in the lead if it was being scored and Kist was a valid contestant :) ).

[Vengenance]

You wanna hug it out Veng? You seem stressed.

OMG, is that an olive branch I see? So, to hug or not to hug, that is the question? I don't know, you've said some pretty bad things in the past directly against my brethren in the Faces and I have a real hard time forgiving such sins, call it a character flaw on my part.

How about this,

/Truce

[Yaga_Nub]

...
How about this,

/Truce

wuss

[bandyman1]

We're both in our twenties. Your point is null and void. I also have no use for any sort of relationship that you're suggesting. Glad we got that cleared up -- Moving along. Take the corpus homnus insecurities somewhere else. Not even funny really. If I was gay, I'd let YOU know Bandyman.

In case you missed it, my post was simply expounding on comments already made by Cayre. They were delivered in good-natured fun. Sorry if you got offended.

Now as to why it bothered you so bad....we'll leave that up to the imagination :D .

[Rameses]

+1 Point to Bandyman1

Yaga-daba, Yaga-daba, Dooooooooooooo!

I am, Rameses!

[Kistilan]

Like Lessah, who you worship? She happens to be a big Geryl fan, Kist. ;)

Lay off my buddy, in all seriousness. You got nothing on him, in-game and in real life. :)

Your posts seem kinda edgy this morning Kistilan. You need a hug?

Lay off him? Lay off Chuck then. I do have something on him -- he asked Chuck to leave the forums in a post and take me with him. I don't see any of his comments as rhetorically-funny, smart or in the good-natured humour of this contest. And I don't care about someone's friend being a friend of a friend. It doesn't change the fact that they're an ace.

And I did have a bad day. I worked 28 hours in 2 days on the flightline. I'm a little p*****-off about a lot of things right now.

[Kistilan]

In case you missed it, my post was simply expounding on comments already made by Cayre. They were delivered in good-natured fun. Sorry if you got offended.

Now as to why it bothered you so bad....we'll leave that up to the imagination :D .

Point taken. I was and still am in a very angry mode.

[snoopy]

Who Made You Lord? Your Just Another Busy Body Paying Customer Like The Rest Of Us.

[Kistilan]

Who Made You Lord?

Thanks. I guess you did.

[Cayrie]

Lay off him? Lay off Chuck then. I do have something on him -- he asked Chuck to leave the forums in a post and take me with him. I don't see any of his comments as rhetorically-funny, smart or in the good-natured humour of this contest. And I don't care about someone's friend being a friend of a friend. It doesn't change the fact that they're an ace.

And I did have a bad day. I worked 28 hours in 2 days on the flightline. I'm a little p*****-off about a lot of things right now.

Um...you need to chillax Kistilan. I haven't said anything remotely hideous to Chuck, like you did to Geryl. Geryl isn't an "ace," he just doesn't like you. And seriously, why do you feel the need to follow Chuck around and protect him? I may not be Chuck's biggest fan, but I will say that he's plenty capable and witty enough to respond to everything that comes his way. He doesn't need you to rescue him. The only one getting p*ssy in this thread is you.

Piece of advice? If you're p*ssed off, stay off the forums until you aren't. These little posts aren't doing you any favors.

[Kistilan]

These little posts aren't doing you any favors.

If I was looking for favors I'd definitely ask for your help.

I'm not going to argue with you. You and I don't get along. Hideous is hardly the word to describe any of this. I wasn't the one hitting on me and I know who I am. Fabricating military identification to prove who I am is not only a "crazy" idea, it's one heck of a feat. And he doesn't like me why? Again, no justification but it'd be nice to hear why from him -- I don't want to argue with you. Not really with him either, but he openly has said what I paraphrased.

If I don't need to rescue Chuck, you don't need to rescue your friend either.

PS: Nice catch-phrase. If I had a nickel for every time I've read that in one of your posts... well, I bet I'd have over a dollar.

[Cayrie]

You are talking about things that happened a long time ago that I no longer give two thoughts about. Hold a grudge much? I made a lot of mistakes in my past, but I don't believe in dwelling on that. That, and really and truly, my life is just fantastic right now, and so these little disagreements seems so miniscule and humorous to me.

Don't feel like insulting you today. Not worth my time. No, Geryl doesn't need my rescuing, but I found it funny you were insulting his prowess with the ladies when your ideal woman happens to be a big fan of his.

Am I supposed to feel insulted that I have a catch phrase? LOL...who cares? Seriously Kistilan, the fact that we don't get along aside, I don't bear you any ill will. I just don't care. Just thought I would advise you not to post in anger. :)

[Kistilan]

Just thought I would advise you not to post in anger. :)

I'm
a
sucker
for
punishment


No grudge. I just think you're crazy. Like, really crazy. Beyond just being a female crazy.

PS: SCORE!

[Cayrie]

I don't really care what you think. I only give credence to the thoughts of people who really know me. On top of which, sweetie, you'd find far more people around the server who would say you're crazy before me. :D

[Kistilan]

sweetie, you'd find far more people around the server who would say you're crazy before me. :D

QFT!!! Whenever placed before you I do tend to go off the deep end.

There is a fine line between insanity and genious. Kistilan draws a line between himself and Cayrie... You stay in Xoriat and I'll stay out of it.

[Cayrie]

LMAO...you almost sound as if you believe that tripe. :D

Oh, Kistilan. Keep trying, but it will all be futile. I'm just too happy to be affected by the half-hearted insults from a mentally-unstable person.

Hope work eases up on you. You seem so stressed. I'm outta here. :)

[Kistilan]

LMAO...you almost sound as if you believe that tripe. :D

Oh, Kistilan. Keep trying, but it will all be futile. I'm just too happy to be affected by the half-hearted insults from a mentally-unstable person.

Hope work eases up on you. You seem so stressed. I'm outta here. :)

Keep telling yourself that if it makes life easier on you.

Mentally-unstable people don't make it in the military. They get discharged. I'm only clearing that up for everyone else.

You try working for a guy that hates your guts because you're going to outrank him and he's been in for 15 years and you for 3 and have to deal with him keeping you from going home for 6 hours past everyone else on your shift because he won't relieve you like he is supposed to do. Then tell me if you aren't angry because you've dealt with that for 1.5 years.

[Vengenance]

Lay off him? Lay off Chuck then. I do have something on him -- he asked Chuck to leave the forums in a post and take me with him. I don't see any of his comments as rhetorically-funny, smart or in the good-natured humour of this contest. And I don't care about someone's friend being a friend of a friend. It doesn't change the fact that they're an ace.

And I did have a bad day. I worked 28 hours in 2 days on the flightline. I'm a little p*****-off about a lot of things right now.

ROFLOL, like I give a cr@p what you think, NOT!

Take your cry baby attitude and go somewhere else, what a wuss. And no I don't need Cayrie to defend me, it's awesome that she does, but not needed.

As far as not liking you, well I don't really know you, but you seem the kiss A$$ type/stalker so I'd probably not like you in real life either, just based upon your posts. As much as I disagree with Chuck, I'd probably get along with him outside the game. My angst against him goes back several months ago when he declared all Tinted Faces were racists, I have a tough time with the whole forgive and forget attitude.

Cayrie, you da bomd diggidy girl, I wouldn't sweat anything the _________ Kistlian says. (Fill in the blank)

[Vengenance]

You try working for a guy that hates your guts because you're going to outrank him and he's been in for 15 years and you for 3 and have to deal with him keeping you from going home for 6 hours past everyone else on your shift because he won't relieve you like he is supposed to do. Then tell me if you aren't angry because you've dealt with that for 1.5 years.

Toughen up buttercup the military isn't for wimps.

[Kistilan]

Toughen up buttercup the military isn't for wimps.

Wow. You're amazing.

Don't come back to my server. Your posts are quite juvenile. Enjoy the Sonomas while you grow up.

[Vengenance]

Wow. You're amazing.

Don't come back to my server. Your posts are quite juvenile. Enjoy the Sonomas while you grow up.

All grown up Buttercup, and quite successful might I add.

Oh, btw, I'll stay as long as I desire!

[Duplicate_10]

Hey let's all bring up our real life greatness ON THE INTERNET SO WE CAN ALL FEEL BETTER ABOUT OUR E-SELVES!

Seriously, I'm better than all of you in real life.

[Allorious]

Hey let's all bring up our real life greatness ON THE INTERNET SO WE CAN ALL FEEL BETTER ABOUT OUR E-SELVES!

Seriously, I'm better than all of you in real life.

Actually, I think I win that one :D

[Duplicate_10]

Actually, I think I win that one :D

No way, I got like a billion dollars in American currency. Also, my harem of women are all super hot. I can also dunk on you.

[Allorious]

No way, I got like a billion dollars in American currency. Also, my harem of women are all super hot. I can also dunk on you.

um, you're 0-3 there bro

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um, you're 0-3 there bro

Did I mention I invented the missionary position? ON ACCIDENT!

[Allorious]

Did I mention I invented the missionary position? ON ACCIDENT!

Boy that guy must have been ****ed

[Duplicate_10]

Boy that guy must have been ****ed

He certainly won't talk back again.

[Allorious]

He certainly won't talk back again.

He wouldnt happen to have been a TF officer, would he?

[Cayrie]

He wouldnt happen to have been a TF officer, would he?

ROFL! Which officer in question might you be referring to? ;)

[Vengenance]

He wouldnt happen to have been a TF officer, would he?

Weren't you a TF officer at one time, you never know, it may have been you.

[Allorious]

ROFL! Which officer in question might you be referring to? ;)

LMFAO, I think you know EXACTLY who I mean. I knew you would see this :D

[Cayrie]

Hehehehehhee. Shhhhhhh! ;)

[Allorious]

The stars at night are big and bright....deep in the heart of .....????? :eek:

[Cayrie]

ROFLMAO!!!!! :D

Do you think he was the pitcher or the catcher?

[Allorious]

ROFLMAO!!!!! :D

Do you think he was the pitcher or the catcher?

One of those rare gems that can play offense AND defense....IN THE SAME INNING

[Vengenance]

The stars at night are big and bright....deep in the boootie of .....????? :eek:

Corrected!

[Cayrie]

:D HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH! I'm seriously gonna be tearing up again soon!

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Cayrie, don't tell them of our secret love.

EDIT- All 10 seconds worth!

[Allorious]

Cayrie, don't tell them of our secret love.

EDIT- All 10 seconds worth!

Yours and Veng???

[Cayrie]

Oh, give Geryl a little more credit than that Allorious.

And Chuck, seeing as how there IS no secret love, I'd say there's no threat there. :D

[Vengenance]

Hey, I'm at least a two min man! PPS

[Allorious]

:D HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH! I'm seriously gonna be tearing up again soon!

see, is there anything funnier than ruuning quests with me? :D

[Cayrie]

Alright boys...I'm off to go workout. Play nice. Don't make me come back and put you all in time-out! :D

[Vengenance]

Spank me!:eek:

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I'm gonna log in so you guys can have forum fun on your own.

[Allorious]

I'm gonna log in so you guys can have forum fun on your own.

Thank you

[Nick_RC]

He wouldnt happen to have been a TF officer, would he?

Now thats some funny ****.

Geryle and Carrie are the best. Period.

Alorious loves goats.

Kistilian still confuses me.

Rage

[Duplicate_10]

Rage

Yes