War!

[Duplicate_10]

On Aspenor's face! All must choose sides!

The Beard never forgets!

[Aspenor]

This feeble rebellion shall be crushed with a stern fist. Chuck will be forced to hide in the shadows and deepest depths of Stormreach just to survive. Even at this moment my divinations reveal the location of Chuck and his supporters. My minions have been dispatched. War is imminent.

[teddok]

Uhoh this looks like a potential flame war.

[Pfamily]

Well, this should be interesting...

/sits down to watch, awaiting the arrival of the popcorn and cupcakes

[teddok]

Ok back with the popcorn.

[Aspenor]

Uhoh this looks like a potential flame war.

Chuck and Aspenor do not war with flames. We war with kung-fu kicks, laser vision, and horrific death magic.

[Prinstoni]

"Let us take care in this conspiracy that we do not lose sight of our collective goals. We seek only what is best for the drow as a people. We must reclaim the surface and establish unity with the surface elves. Our loyalty must be to all elves, including the surface elves, who will ultimately serve as the enforcers of the "true masters", who will rule from the depths of the earth." Vhaeraun

Aspenor. Our clan will gladly fight by your side against the toaster's and other lesser races.

/drink another pint of Prinstoni's Dark Elf Ale

[akla_thornfist]

akla and the thornfist clan will take up arms against anything or anyone named chuck or norris, we got your back aspenor! i would have said all of dmk but dont think you will need them:D

[Aspenor]

Forces gather, aligned against the malevolent Norris. The beard shall be shaved.

[Khestral]

I am here, oh voice of the Faces... and I bring the +5 Mith Razor of smooth shaving.

[bandyman1]

I'm here for you Asp, my brother of the roguish arts. Let this bearded fool learn to fear the shadows that we have always called home.

[beelzebaba]

Ill bring the shaving cream and that fake spray stuff to cover bald spots.

[Natalae]

Aspenor and his band of cub scouts, how cute. I think Chuck will live to tell this skirmish.

[Aspenor]

Aspenor and his band of cub scouts, how cute. I think Chuck will live to tell this skirmish.

This one shall be the first to suffer.

[Tenkari_Rozahas]

Both sides will fall leaving someone far more sinister to take ther place....

[Allorious]

Ill bring the shaving cream and that fake spray stuff to cover bald spots.

Ah sweet, can I borrow that bro...thanks. Oh, I'm for Aerren btw. :D

[Rameses]

(DM TEXT): Rameses sit's in his armory thinking to himself: "I will stay to shadows broking weapons and funds to both sides gauging which will come out on top of this war. Indeed an excellent oppurtunity to make money."

[Duplicate_10]

This one shall be the first to suffer.

Rules of Chuck Warfare #1

Don't steal my material.

[Duplicate_10]

akla and the thornfist clan will take up arms against anything or anyone named chuck or norris, we got your back aspenor! i would have said all of dmk but dont think you will need them:D

Foolish move, sausage fingers. I'm surprised there's room under Asp's dress for the likes of you.

[Duplicate_10]

Both sides will fall leaving someone far more sinister to take ther place....

Communism?

[Tenkari_Rozahas]

Communism?

nooo, the legion of halfling barbarian/rogues just lurking in the hsadows, waiting to take over when the two great powers extinguish eachother!


"Here comes halfling death!"

[Vinos]

nooo, the legion of halfling barbarian/rogues just lurking in the hsadows, waiting to take over when the two great powers extinguish eachother!


"Here comes halfling death!"

I wouldn't call them "great" powers. It's not USA v USSR it's more like canada vs france or something.

[Pfamily]

I wouldn't call them "great" powers. It's not USA v USSR it's more like canada vs france or something.

Oooo! If there's gonna be head-butting...I'm giving the edge to Chuck.

[Duplicate_10]

I wouldn't call them "great" powers. It's not USA v USSR it's more like canada vs france or something.

You're not allowed to play anymore. You said France.

[Duplicate_10]

A look back at the last Chuck war:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f350/DZimmerly/CHUCKWINS.jpg

Artists rendering may not be accurate, Asp was substantially smaller IRL.

[Vinos]

Oooo! If there's gonna be head-butting...I'm giving the edge to Chuck.


Nah more like one of those slappy hands type fights. I'll give the edge to chuck becuase he has another hand in place of a chin under his beard.

[akla_thornfist]

Foolish move, sausage fingers. I'm surprised there's room under Asp's dress for the likes of you.

your not the real chuck if you were the fight would have been over already

[Duplicate_10]

your not the real chuck if you were the fight would have been over already

And if you were a real boy, you'd be able to make a proper sentence.

[Aspenor]

Asp - penor > Chuck Norris + Vinos

[Pfamily]

Ok back with the popcorn.

Thanks for the 'corn T.

/hands a beer to Teddok

Well <buuuurp> when is this shindig gonna git-to-goin? The big one seems to have all the agro, and the little one in the dress has most of the allies. And no headbutting? ****...

...'nother beer T?

[Vinos]

Asp - penor > Chuck Norris + Vinos

ASP x infiniti = 0 :p

[Aspenor]

I win.

[Duplicate_10]

I win.

Capitalism always wins, so no, you don't. We all do. Thanks to America, and my muscle-ridden beard.

[Aspenor]

Capitalism always wins, so no, you don't. We all do. Thanks to America, and my muscle-ridden beard.

Aspenor pwns Capitalism.

[Khestral]

he collects tariffs at each server he crosses into

[Duplicate_10]

Aspenor pwns Capitalism.

Aspenor pwns chips. Delicious fat chips. American chips. Don't deny who you are.

America
A-merica
AAAAAA-merica

Yeah. Bacon.

[Aspenor]

he collects tariffs at each server he crosses into

qft

Except I prefer to call it tribute.

[Aspenor]

I propose that the two opposing sides realign themselves against the true enemy, Canada!!

[Khestral]

I propose that the two opposing sides realign themselves against the true enemy, Canada!!

and their fancy bacon...

[Duplicate_10]

I propose that the two opposing sides realign themselves against the true enemy, Canada!!

I'll ponder your surrender.

[Aspenor]

I'll ponder your surrender.

Surrender my foot. I have already won.

[Duplicate_10]

Surrender my foot. I have already won.

You been eating that socialist ham again?

[Duplicate_10]

From Ghallanda


Aspenor! *looks stern faced at the crazy Aspenor*

What did I tell you about terrorizing other server forums???

*waits*

Back to Argonnessen with you! Are you really that afraid of Chuck?

**grabs Aspenor by the ear and drags him away**
:eek:

[Aspenor]

You been eating that socialist ham again?

Ham?? Who eats ham? Seriously.

[Borrigain]

So is this going down on Ghallanda or Argo?

I need to reserve my ring-side seats.

Borr.

[Kistilan]

I wouldn't call them "great" powers. It's not USA v USSR it's more like canada vs france or something.

Are you french, Asp? Or are you Canadian!?! narrows eyes

Voulez vous a jouer avec moi en le DDO, Asp? Tu est un frenchie super, Asp? C'est la resistance! cette truc est mai un petit conspiracy d'america

[ArkoHighStar]

Are you french, Asp? Or are you Canadian!?! narrows eyes

Voulez vous a jouer avec moi en le DDO, Asp? Tu est un frenchie super, Asp? C'est la resistance! cette truc est mai un petit conspiracy d'america

Kistilan please be careful before disparaging Canadians, and if you don't know how to write in french don't even try.

As a dual citizen of both Canada and the United States and of French Canadian ancestry I take offense to your lame attempt to insult someone by associating them with Canadians of any kind.

[Duplicate_10]

Kistilan please be careful before disparaging Canadians, and if you don't know how to write in french don't even try.

As a dual citizen of both Canada and the United States and of French Canadian ancestry I take offense to your lame attempt to insult someone by associating them with Canadians of any kind.

BAMMMMMMM!!!!

[Lessah]

BAMMMMMMM!!!!

what is going on here?
did i miss a meeting?

I missed you Chuck! The forums are alive again!

[Duplicate_10]

what is going on here?
did i miss a meeting?

I missed you Chuck! The forums are alive again!

This is why I win.

[Khestral]

Kistilan please be careful before disparaging Canadians, and if you don't know how to write in french don't even try.

As a dual citizen of both Canada and the United States and of French Canadian ancestry I take offense to your lame attempt to insult someone by associating them with Canadians of any kind.

Il plaisantait juste mon cher. Une mauvaise plaisanterie, oui, mais juste une plaisanterie.

[Aspenor]

This is why I win.

False. I win because I say so.

[Aspenor]

Are you french, Asp? Or are you Canadian!?! narrows eyes

Voulez vous a jouer avec moi en le DDO, Asp? Tu est un frenchie super, Asp? C'est la resistance! cette truc est mai un petit conspiracy d'america

wo bu dong

[Lorien_the_First_One]

Capitalism always wins, so no, you don't. We all do. Thanks to America, and my muscle-ridden beard.

LMAO... uh huh... You must have missed the downward spiral the US is now in....

[Natalae]

False. I win because I say so.

So did a former Iraqi dictator, and we know what happ to him i mean her :D

[Bamf]

BAMMMMMMM!!!!

Yeah what?

I was sleeping

Ive only got one thing to add

AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE! OI! OI! OI!

[Kistilan]

Kistilan please be careful before disparaging Canadians, and if you don't know how to write in french don't even try.

As a dual citizen of both Canada and the United States and of French Canadian ancestry I take offense to your lame attempt to insult someone by associating them with Canadians of any kind.

You didn't catch that episode of South Park then, huh. Most of the rest of the world thought it was funny. They were not offended, or so the reports go, and South Park continued to thrive.

Of course, South Park has made many jokes about Canada. Don't even try asking me what I'm talking aboat if you don't understand!

French is my worse langauge and I've not played on Kauri (unofficial SWG FrencH Server, where I learned what I do know). I can speak German fluently and barter in Spanish however. Sorry you didn't like making-sense of the french. A lot of it was South Park.

[Kistilan]

Il plaisantait juste mon cher. Une mauvaise plaisanterie, oui, mais juste une plaisanterie.

Cette plaisanterie n'est tr&#232;s mauvais... mais je suis seulement un americain idiot.

Again, it's South Park. It was to be read cynically. I 100% do not believe Aspenor is French, luckily. :rolleyes:

[Nestorious]

Just for the record...

Chuck if I smell your goblinoid breath in my presence I'm gonna run a mace right through that crappy cowboy hat and use your beltbuckle over your grave for a tombstone! (and I don't mean the pizza)

I hope you got more than a stone mouse in your pocket when you cross the Faces, I look forward to turning those rocks for brains of yours into nothing but sand when the time comes.

btw - nice to see you have been keepin things active during my absence here Aspenor. We'll ponder over what we can get from the recycling center when we are done with this overgrown water fountain!

[Duplicate_10]

Just for the record...

Chuck if I smell your goblinoid breath in my presence I'm gonna run a mace right through that crappy cowboy hat and use your beltbuckle over your grave for a tombstone! (and I don't mean the pizza)

I hope you got more than a stone mouse in your pocket when you cross the Faces, I look forward to turning those rocks for brains of yours into nothing but sand when the time comes.

btw - nice to see you have been keepin things active during my absence here Aspenor. We'll ponder over what we can get from the recycling center when we are done with this overgrown water fountain!

AH HA! You're that random ******bag I was trying to remember!

[Aspenor]

Chuck has been smote with chaos. Capitalists are in uproar. Anarchy shall reign under the guidance of Aspenor.

[Duplicate_10]

Yawn

[Kistilan]

Yawn

It is pretty quiet...

Just like the border of Canada.... :rolleyes:

[Aspenor]

Yawn

Tired of the fight? I can accept your surrender.

[Khestral]

Cette plaisanterie n'est très mauvais... mais je suis seulement un americain idiot.

Again, it's South Park. It was to be read cynically. I 100% do not believe Aspenor is French, luckily. :rolleyes:

Actually it was more of a test to see if the guy would react as venomously over my babblefish french!

[Nestorious]

AH HA! You're that random ******bag I was trying to remember!

I break wind in your general direction you silly goat lover

[Duplicate_10]

I break wind in your general direction you silly goat lover

Oh noes! Mine bottom doth quiver with a fervor.

[Vinos]

Tired of the fight? I can accept your surrender.


Didn't think you knew how to accept a surrender. No practice and all. I hear you can surrender with the best of them though.

[Duplicate_10]

Didn't think you knew how to accept a surrender. No practice and all. I hear you can surrender with the best of them though.

Asp surrenders to his feminine side at the sight of a cute skirt and delicious chocolaty treats. They'll go to your thighs Asp, and then who'll make a baby with you?

Not a man. Not ever. Your womb will be empty forever.

[ArkoHighStar]

You didn't catch that episode of South Park then, huh. Most of the rest of the world thought it was funny. They were not offended, or so the reports go, and South Park continued to thrive.

Of course, South Park has made many jokes about Canada. Don't even try asking me what I'm talking aboat if you don't understand!

French is my worse langauge and I've not played on Kauri (unofficial SWG FrencH Server, where I learned what I do know). I can speak German fluently and barter in Spanish however. Sorry you didn't like making-sense of the french. A lot of it was South Park.

I watch South Park and yes I thought it was funny, but then again they are equal opportunity jokesters so you know that they go after everyone equaly which means they have no real ill intent other than to make fun of everyone.

I could show you some Canadian shows that make fun of how "dumb" Americans are, and without context you would be offended.
OK here is an example
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seYUbVa7L7w

The difference between a forum and televisin are miles apart, they have what is called artistic license , since we know it is comedy we accept that it is not malicious

[Aspenor]

Asp surrenders to his feminine side at the sight of a cute skirt and delicious chocolaty treats. They'll go to your thighs Asp, and then who'll make a baby with you?

Not a man. Not ever. Your womb will be empty forever.

LSD is bad for you, Chuck.:p

[Duplicate_10]

LSD is bad for you, Chuck.:p

That's definitely a ****ing lie. And definitely you're ****ing concession.

[Aspenor]

That's definitely a ****ing lie. And definitely you're ****ing concession.

Concede this /finger :p

[Duplicate_10]

I watch South Park and yes I thought it was funny, but then again they are equal opportunity jokesters so you know that they go after everyone equaly which means they have no real ill intent other than to make fun of everyone.

I could show you some Canadian shows that make fun of how "dumb" Americans are, and without context you would be offended.
OK here is an example
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seYUbVa7L7w

The difference between a forum and televisin are miles apart, they have what is called artistic license , since we know it is comedy we accept that it is not malicious

The problem with Canadian humor is its never funny.

[Rameses]

(DM TEXT): Rameses notices sweat breaking on Chuck Norris's brow. "Finally, this War has proven too much for one of the participants. Perhaps it's time to back Aspenor's forces. Clearly, Aspenor has the upperhand when it comes to making war."

(DM TEXT): Rameses muses. "Perhaps Aspenor's chaos combat has worn Chuck Norris down to the point that all Chuck can do is throw insults instead landing solid strikes of American Furry."

[Duplicate_10]

Only Chuck gets to do third person.

[Yaga_Nub]

Children, children, children!

I was going to wait for an outright victor and then just bash his head open. But I have decided that I want my rule over Argonessen to begin with a BANG! not the whimper of Chuck or Asp as the life slow drains out of their body.

Since you both seem to have little spirit for a fight after a measely 4 pages of posting let's see what you can do when a real challenge is presented.

[Khestral]

Children, children, children!

I was going to wait for an outright victor and then just bash his head open. But I have decided that I want my rule over Argonessen to begin with a BANG! not the whimper of Chuck or Asp as the life slow drains out of their body.

Since you both seem to have little spirit for a fight after a measely 4 pages of posting let's see what you can do when a real challenge is presented.

Where's the challenge? Did I miss it?

[Rameses]

Yaga Nub, you'll have to stand in line with the rest of the Usurpers that travel on these roads.

(DM TEXT): Rameses has thought of another that may be worthy of his services if he has what it takes to challenge Aspenor's chaotic rule. "Perhaps, this Yaga Nub will be a challenge. Or he will fade like the rest a distant memory of forgotten no ones."

[Yaga_Nub]

Where's the challenge? Did I miss it?

Exactly Khestral.

[Yaga_Nub]

Yaga Nub, you'll have to stand in line with the rest of the Usurpers that travel on these roads.

(DM TEXT): Rameses has thought of another that may be worthy of his services if he has what it takes to challenge Aspenor's chaotic rule. "Perhaps, this Yaga Nub will be a challenge. Or he will fade like the rest a distant memory of forgotten no ones."

Nice you see you can stay active and somewhat useful Ram. Hopefully your computer will be returned to you soon and with little if any data loss (I hope you backed up your porn).

[Rameses]

Nice you see you can stay active and somewhat useful Ram. Hopefully your computer will be returned to you soon and with little if any data loss (I hope you backed up your porn).

:eek:

If it doesn't, I still have all the passwords you gave me to all of your "favorite" sites.

I love my job. :p

Unlimited Internet access and not enough ram to any gaming. :(

-Rameses!

[Yaga_Nub]

:eek:

If it doesn't, I still have all the passwords you gave me to all of your "favorite" sites.

I love my job. :p

Unlimited Internet access and not enough ram to any gaming. :(

-Rameses!

Dude, thanks for reminding me. I had to change the password to the site with the latina midgets and various reptiles. My mom wouldn't stay off it. I'll PM you the new password.

[Duplicate_10]

Dude, thanks for reminding me. I had to change the password to the site with the latina midgets and various reptiles. My mom wouldn't stay off it. I'll PM you the new password.

PM meh 2. I <3 da scaly luv.

[Cayrie]

PM meh 2. I <3 da scaly luv.

Why does it not surprise me that you're a fan of snakes? :D

[Duplicate_10]

Why does it not surprise me that you're a fan of snakes? :D

iNTERESTED?? (OH NO CAPS LOCK)

[Cayrie]

LOL...nevah! :D

[Ozoro]

LOL...nevah! :D

she prefers lobsers and crabs, mmmmmm, pinchy

[Duplicate_10]

Maybe little pinch?

[Aspenor]

Round 2 = I win again

[Khestral]

asp, you're lucky I sided with you... Cayrie and I could rule this server with a simple sashay across the forum!

[Rameses]

Sashey? Is that all...? Oh look at the pretty butterfly... uh what were we talking about again?

-Rameses!

[Khestral]

Come on rams... everyone knows a good sashay is done au natural

[Duplicate_10]

Come on rams... everyone knows a good sashay is done au natural

And with you two, I imagine everyone knows already.

EDIT:The mental image of a naked dwarf strutting around is quite....moving.

[Khestral]

My main's a human... and you've seen khesbot.

But Baybedall (the image above) is the sexy dwarf of the bunch!

[Ozoro]

My main's a human... and you've seen khesbot.

But Baybedall (the image above) is the sexy dwarf of the bunch!

looks like a homeless girl. dirty and desperate.

[Aspenor]

looks like a homeless girl. dirty and desperate.

and it's freakin HOT

[akla_thornfist]

i hate to stop adventuring then i have to go home to the woman in my clan, ugly as homemade soap those dwarven woman.

[Khestral]

i hate to stop adventuring then i have to go home to the woman in my clan, ugly as homemade soap those dwarven woman.

That's because the stay at home wenches don't shave their beards.

[Kistilan]

The difference between a forum and televisin are miles apart, they have what is called artistic license , since we know it is comedy we accept that it is not malicious

I'm pretty sure I'm entitled to autistic license too. I'm funny...

[Yaga_Nub]

My main's a human... and you've seen khesbot.

But Baybedall (the image above) is the sexy dwarf of the bunch!

If Khesbot is a WF then I' all for watching a nude WF sashay. Those WF girls last longer and are easier to clean up afterwards.

[Yaga_Nub]

asp, you're lucky I sided with you... Cayrie and I could rule this server with a simple sashay across the forum!

I know that if Cayrie looks as hot as the language that comes out of her very filthy yet very funny mouth I would have to agree with at least half that statement!

[Cayrie]

LOL...Yaga, you flatterer.

I can help you with the other half of the statement, btw...Khes is a total hottie! I think I've told her before I'd switch teams for her. :D

[Yaga_Nub]

LOL...Yaga, you flatterer.

I can help you with the other half of the statement, btw...Khes is a total hottie! I think I've told her before I'd switch teams for her. :D

Shenanigans!!! No proof without a pic! (Can you switch sides for a night and send me the pics) :)

[Ozoro]

I can help you with the other half of the statement, btw...Khes is a total hottie! I think I've told her before I'd switch teams for her. :D

You also said that about Jeleks drow. You have low standards. I may have a shot. I like you more already.

I love you Cayrie!

[Rameses]

You also said that about Jeleks drow. You have low standards. I may have a shot. I live you more already.

I love you Cayrie!

:eek:

I can't believe it... he's got a point... and it's not the one... spraying everything...

[Aspenor]

I know that if Cayrie looks as hot as the language that comes out of her very filthy yet very funny mouth I would have to agree with at least half that statement!

Take my word for what you will, Yaga. She is ;)

is it getting warm in this thread or is it just me?

[Duplicate_10]

I win cuz I'm hot stuff.

[Nestorious]

Yup, you're just like a cast iron skillet left over the open fire for too long...

[Yaga_Nub]

Yup, you're just like a cast iron skillet left over the open fire for too long...

Blackened, emptied and unused?? :confused:

[Duplicate_10]

Blackened, emptied and unused?? :confused:

Just like my heart.

[Ozoro]

On Aspenor's face! All must choose sides!

The Beard never forgets!

he does have a rather unfortunate face.

[dragnmoon]

Does it help anyone to know that Mr. Norris was just in Germany visiting Injured Troops and My wife met him and say he is Short :D

[alchilito]

Does it help anyone to know that Mr. Norris was just in Germany visiting Injured Troops and My wife met him and say he is Short :D

thats awesome chuck. respect.

its not the size that matters, its the crit range :)

[Kistilan]

Does it help anyone to know that Mr. Norris was just in Germany visiting Injured Troops and My wife met him and say he is Short :D

Chuck Norris was recently ceremoniously inducted into the Marines as an honorary member of The Core.

Mr Norris was quoted as saying to the Marine Commandant that "it's not Chuck Norris that has joined the Marines, but the Marines that have joined Chuck Norris."

[Aspenor]

bump, for posterity

[Duplicate_10]

bump, for posterity

Indeed. The noobs need to know how this server was forged.

[Aeneas]

The posts in this thread by Ramz make me want to /cry. I hope all is well with him :(.

[akla_thornfist]

this war was over long ago i believe aspenor won with very few casualties except for chuck who went to lick his wounds for several months:D

[Duplicate_10]

this war was over long ago i believe aspenor won with very few casualties except for chuck who went to lick his wounds for several months:D

We must be from different areas. I refer to them as "women". "Wounds" must be a southern thing.

[HeavenlyCloud]

All me 'nuff said.

[Duplicate_10]

I say we run this thread into the ground for old time's sake.

[Aspenor]

How? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

[Duplicate_10]

How? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

That's a good start! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6dUCOS1bM0)

[Anastasios]

Thanx!!! Now I'm really tired after reading this thread, just what I needed to put me to sleep...*****penor and ***** Norris-UBER SWEET PRO

Server History-You guys suck...peace out beatches.

Blah-go get drunk, I'm sure that N/A beer might do the trick again.

Get to work because I want this thread to be as lame as it is now when I read it again tomorrow at this time so I can sleep easy knowing that this 'war' is nothing to worry about.

[Duplicate_10]

Thanx!!! Now I'm really tired after reading this thread, just what I needed to put me to sleep...*****penor and ***** Norris-UBER SWEET PRO

Server History-You guys suck...peace out beatches.

Blah-go get drunk, I'm sure that N/A beer might do the trick again.

Get to work because I want this thread to be as lame as it is now when I read it again tomorrow at this time so I can sleep easy knowing that this 'war' is nothing to worry about.

Heh, I can picture you furiously bashing your keyboard to get this out.

"MUST RAGE MAKE KEYS MAKE WORDS! INTERNET MUST KNOW ME ANGER!"

And you spelled ****** wrong, ******.

[Aspenor]

Heh, I can picture you furiously bashing your keyboard to get this out.

"MUST RAGE MAKE KEYS MAKE WORDS! INTERNET MUST KNOW ME ANGER!"

And you spelled ****** wrong, ******.

Teen angst fuels his nerd rage. What I'm wondering is where are all the [insert Ana's guildie's mom] jokes at? Those are always good for a snore.

[Duplicate_10]

I'm just insulted he didn't post a Youtube clip. Way to be a ***** (sp???)!

[Yaga_Nub]

Ah, the good ol' days.

To bad you both suck so much but at least there's traffic in the forums again. ;)

[Duplicate_10]

Yeah, the good times continue to roll. I'm currently quitting smoking cigs, so I'll probably be posting incessantly to keep my mind busy.

I think we all win in the scenario.

[Galacticus]

(DM TEXT): Drakkos uncertain which side to take scratches his head and say, " Asp is my friend I should fight on the side of the evil socialist empire but chuck is so sexy in that beard."

:rolleyes:

[Galacticus]

LOL...Yaga, you flatterer.

I can help you with the other half of the statement, btw...Khes is a total hottie! I think I've told her before I'd switch teams for her. :D


Carrie I miss you come back to me!!!!

[baddax]

bump, for posterity

Race to the Subterranean

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Last updated 6-6-08, 3:30 PM EST

The Grand Masters of the Twelve have breached the barrier on the Thelanis server! Congratulations to the players of Thelanis for being the first to reach the finishline! Share your most fond memories of the race here in the thread!

/looks of in the distance as in a day dream....
Yes the back in the good old days before Thelanis opend a Can of Whoop A!@, back when Argoness was The server! I can understand why the nostalgia for the good old days. Well I heard there is going to be another server merger and Argoness will go the way of Xorait etc,etc. If they do feel free to come to Thelanis were every day Is the good old days!

[Aspenor]

Race to the Subterranean

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Last updated 6-6-08, 3:30 PM EST

The Grand Masters of the Twelve have breached the barrier on the Thelanis server! Congratulations to the players of Thelanis for being the first to reach the finishline! Share your most fond memories of the race here in the thread!

/looks of in the distance as in a day dream....
Yes the back in the good old days before Thelanis opend a Can of Whoop A!@, back when Argoness was The server! I can understand why the nostalgia for the good old days. Well I heard there is going to be another server merger and Argoness will go the way of Xorait etc,etc. If they do feel free to come to Thelanis were every day Is the good old days!
Many women and children suffered throughtout this. Begone back to Thelanis where the men wear panties and the women wear overalls.

[Anastasios]

Almost sleepy, see Chuck, even you fall prey to the *****-now quit being a poser and go back to using the proper spelling.

Asp, I'd rather be obsessed with moms than Rick Astley, one can only wonder if you find him exciting if moms are a snore.

I'm not angry, I'm not RAGING (isn't that Nick's gig?)...I just expected abit more after reading through this thread, I even put some extra time aside thinking I was going to get to type some good stuff tonight due to my comments...

But then again this person from Thelanis posted here...Shouldn't you be working on coming up for a motto for your server baddax? Here, I'll throw you one.

Thelanis-we're like Thailand if you like kids!!!

Anywho, maybe the people of Thelanis would rather share with us their sponsor, which shouldn't come as a surprise to all. I'm sure a few of their catch phrases could also work for a motto. So for all to see, here is the UBER SWEET PRO sponsor of DDO's best server.

THELANIS SPONSOR (http://www.summerseve.com)

See if you too can find the Asp reference on your url address bar by searching the website, it will take a couple clicks but you should know where to find it!!!

[Aspenor]

Almost sleepy, see Chuck, even you fall prey to the *****-now quit being a poser and go back to using the proper spelling.

Asp, I'd rather be obsessed with moms than Rick Astley, one can only wonder if you find him exciting if moms are a snore.

I'm not angry, I'm not RAGING (isn't that Nick's gig?)...I just expected abit more after reading through this thread, I even put some extra time aside thinking I was going to get to type some good stuff tonight due to my comments...

But then again this person from Thelanis posted here...Shouldn't you be working on coming up for a motto for your server baddax? Here, I'll throw you one.

Thelanis-we're like Thailand if you like kids!!!

Anywho, maybe the people of Thelanis would rather share with us their sponsor, which shouldn't come as a surprise to all. I'm sure a few of their catch phrases could also work for a motto. So for all to see, here is the UBER SWEET PRO sponsor of DDO's best server.

THELANIS SPONSOR (http://www.summerseve.com)

See if you too can find the Asp reference on your url address bar by searching the website, it will take a couple clicks but you should know where to find it!!!

We know that's your face on the front page....

[Anastasios]

We know that's your face on the front page....

Not only that!! I own the company!! Why do you think Thelanis is so clean---THEY HAVE MADE ME SUPER RICH, surely, they are the model server...might I suggest a vacation for you and Chuck? Might be like that honeymoon you two never had...(plug for their new motto)

Thelanis-now you know how we keep it real-*SQUISH*SPLAT*SQUISH*

MERRY XMAS TO ALL THE AUSSIES AND ZEALANDERS...

[baddax]

Many women and children suffered throughtout this. Begone back to Thelanis where the men wear panties and the women wear overalls.

Hey i only did that for your MazeOfMaddness. I couldnt figure out how to solo it so we ended running a raid! Oh well i cant help it is she likes to role play!

[Duplicate_10]

Thelanis needs an Argo invasion this holiday season.

[baddax]

Not only that!! I own the company!! Why do you think Thelanis is so clean---THEY HAVE MADE ME SUPER RICH, surely, they are the model server...might I suggest a vacation for you and Chuck? Might be like that honeymoon you two never had...(plug for their new motto)

Thelanis-now you know how we keep it real-*SQUISH*SPLAT*SQUISH*

MERRY XMAS TO ALL THE AUSSIES AND ZEALANDERS...

Well it seemed like a good idea since all the womeon that vacation on Thelanis have to clean up before returning to Argo. Nothing like combining a little business with please i say though.

[baddax]

Thelanis needs an Argo invasion this holiday season.
We try and services as many argonian women as possblie but if you have more please feal free to send them!

[Arkat]

At least you guys won't show your sorry as*es on Khyber.

Remember the film (it was called "No Escape") with with Ray Liotta in it and on one side of the island there was a settlement of prisoners who actually had a civilized society with Lance Henriksen playing the leader whom they called the "Father?"

That's you guys.


The other side of the island was run by a bunch of dirty, psychopathic prisoners who could kick total a*s and pretty much make the civilized guys cry.

That's us.



Merry Christmas you wusses. :D

[Aspenor]

At least you guys won't show your sorry as*es on Khyber.

Remember the film (it was called "No Escape") with with Ray Liotta in it and on one side of the island there was a settlement of prisoners who actually had a civilized society with Lance Henriksen playing the leader whom they called the "Father?"

That's you guys.


The other side of the island was run by a bunch of dirty, psychopathic prisoners who could kick total a*s and pretty much make the civilized guys cry.

That's us.



Merry Christmas you wusses. :D


BORING. This post is about as original as Ana telling a mom joke.

[Korvek]

Remember the film (it was called "No Escape") with with Ray Liotta in it and on one side of the island there was a settlement of prisoners who actually had a civilized society with Lance Henriksen playing the leader whom they called the "Father?"

That's you guys.


The other side of the island was run by a bunch of dirty, psychopathic prisoners who could kick total a*s and pretty much make the civilized guys cry.

That's us.

Never saw it. What was the end result?

[Duplicate_10]

At least you guys won't show your sorry as*es on Khyber.

Remember the film (it was called "No Escape") with with Ray Liotta in it and on one side of the island there was a settlement of prisoners who actually had a civilized society with Lance Henriksen playing the leader whom they called the "Father?"

That's you guys.


The other side of the island was run by a bunch of dirty, psychopathic prisoners who could kick total a*s and pretty much make the civilized guys cry.

That's us.



Merry Christmas you wusses. :D

I like Ray Liotta.

[Arkat]

BORING. This post is about as original as Ana telling a mom joke.

See, that kind of indifference is why you'd never make it on Khyber.


Never saw it. What was the end result?

Ray Liotta won because he got a weapon that was pretty much all-powerful as far as the prisoners were concerned. It was kinda like a mini-nuke.

[Beherit_Baphomar]

See, that kind of indifference is why you'd never make it on Khyber.

Asp is only being indifferent because you are not of Argonnessen.

If you were on Argonnessen and had posted such tripe you would find yourself /squelched by the entire community. You would then come to the forums apologising for your filthy post. That post would then be deleted and you'd resort to grovelling in LFM form....only to delete all your characters and unsubscribe from DDO.

Please sir, do not think you would get away with it if you were of Argonnessen stock.

Good day.

Oh and P.S; I would not be surprised if Asp wasn't creating a toon on Khyber as we speak.

You've been warned, sir.

[Arkat]

Snobbery is not a feature of Khyber I'm very happy to say!

We just hate each other. :p

[Yaga_Nub]

Snobbery is not a feature of Khyber I'm very happy to say!

We just hate each other. :p

To hate you means that that we have to accept that you even exist. Since we don't accept that you exist then I don't have the time or energy to waste in hating you.

Once you actually have some meaningful purpose in the world, the citizens of Argo might acknowledge your existence. Even then we still won't hate you because you still won't be worth the time or effort.

PS It's not a matter of snobbery. It's just the fact that I am better than you.

[HeavenlyCloud]

To hate you means that that we have to accept that you even exist. Since we don't accept that you exist then I don't have the time or energy to waste in hating you.

Once you actually have some meaningful purpose in the world, the citizens of Argo might acknowledge your existence. Even then we still won't hate you because you still won't be worth the time or effort.

PS It's not a matter of snobbery. It's just the fact that blah is better than you.

fixed.

[Kistilan]

We try and services as many argonian women as possblie but if you have more please feal free to send them!

Khyber is where it's at as far as women are concerned.

Thelanis just has a bunch of nancy boys prancing around and doing shennanigans "thinking" they're fooling the other guys (but they aren't, the other guys know and they're into it too).

[Aerniel]

*eats a cupcake*

[Aspenor]

holy necro batman

[Kistilan]

holy necro batman

I was looking for something equal to falling in love with Khyber and somehow found this. :o It was completely by mistake.

Actually, I heard Chuck Norris never bails on part 2 of a Soccer Match. If anything, everyone bails on him -- and then he solos the other team.

[toughguyjoe]

how did i know kistilan was responsible for reviving this thread?

[Duplicate_10]

how did i know kistilan was responsible for reviving this thread?

This thread is dead. Move along.

[Aspenor]

This thread is dead, I surrender. Move along.

qfe

[Duplicate_10]

It's good to feel loved.

[Gragg]

Argo has the best looking women in the game...I know because I'm one of them :D Don't believe me go to www.myspace.com/shelly300787 :p

[Duplicate_10]

Argo has the best looking women in the game...I know because I'm one of them :D Don't believe me go to www.myspace.com/shelly300787 :p

Your photo is very small and your profile is set to private. Post more pics if you want us to think you're hot.

[Mazeratti]

Argo has the best looking women in the game...I know because I'm one of them :D Don't believe me go to www.myspace.com/shelly300787 :p

Here, here !! :D

More proof -
(www.myspace.com/2tryynity)

[uhgungawa]

http://demotivatr.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/chuck-norris-02.jpghttp://www.demotivateus.com/posters/chuck-norris-rock-demotivational-poster.jpghttp://lh3.ggpht.com/_dlkAw43cLC0/SSgRFSXhIOI/AAAAAAAAA94/M4a4RmaHY2w/s800/12-chuck-norris.jpghttp://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0807/chuck-norris-chuck-norris-devided-zero-demotivational-poster-1215084131.jpghttp://tnation.tmuscle.com/forum_images/c/c/ccb83-26723D_Chuck_Norris_Posters.jpghttp://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/2/5/633694455458311760-chucknorris.jpg

[Beherit_Baphomar]

This page is very long...

[Yaga_Nub]

Nice necro.

[Gragg]

Your photo is very small and your profile is set to private. Post more pics if you want us to think you're hot.

I'll take it off private :)

[Duplicate_10]

Gragg is a fine looking cougar.

[Gragg]

Gragg is a fine looking cougar. Thanks :) I get that all the time :p

[Kistilan]

Gragg is a fine looking cougar.

Careful... you know what happens on these forums when we start talking about kittens!!! :o Infractions rain down upon the innocent! :eek:

Oh yeah, and welcome back nubkins. You have a tendency to show up when I'm not around. It makes people wonder. *coughs*

[Duplicate_10]

I follow my own path.....covered in the bones of my enemies.

[Kistilan]

I follow my own path.....covered in the bones of my enemies.

+1 Awesome?

Your girl left you know because she realized you and Nick weren't the same person. :D Better follow those bones backwards to find your arch nemisis. ;)

Did you get a spot in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? They need more carnage like Christopher Walken needs more cow bell.

[Duplicate_10]

Which girl would that be? My black book is of biblical proportions.

[Erekose]

akla and the thornfist clan will take up arms against anything or anyone named chuck or norris, we got your back aspenor! i would have said all of dmk but dont think you will need them:D

I think you should all reconsider. Chuck Norris is totally bad***.

Just check out what he is capable of.

1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

10. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

11. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

12. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

13. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

14. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

15. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

16. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

17. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

18. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

19. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

20. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

21. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

22. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

23. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

24. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

25. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

26. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

[Erekose]

I'll take it off private :)

And send me a link so I can judge your hotness.

[Kistilan]

Which girl would that be? My black book is of biblical proportions.

Give me a C! Give me a kitty! What's that spell!?! PM and find out. :p

PS: My kitten-petting skills still rule. ;)

[Yaga_Nub]

Give me a C! Give me a kitty! What's that spell!?! PM and find out. :p

PS: My kitten-petting skills still rule. ;)

Everyone knows you're supposed to stroke and/or rub your kitty.

[bartcom2000]

Lik of the clan "D'sNuhts" will gladly take up arms with his lesser endowed drow bretheren againt the toasters and servant races! we fight at dawn, after breakfast but before tea-time, a little break for a bath and deep tissue massage then it's on B'atches!!!!!

:D

[Aspenor]

The deviation from the original topic is over. War commences.

[Gragg]

And send me a link so I can judge your hotness.
www.myspace.com/shelly300787 (http://www.myspace.com/shelly300787)

[Jorval]

I'm not from Argo, but this thread is just chock full of win.

+1 Interwebs for you.

[Kistilan]

Riiiight by the Beach, Boooooooiiiiiii!

Commence War and Mud-Slinging.

Extra-Wide Comments and Aces need not apply. ;)

[Kistilan]

New and Improved Non-Wide Thread Starts Here! :D

Enguarde! *flexes Interweb Muscles*