Attention Argonauts!!!!

[Aspenor]

Be on the lookout for a blond halfling, wearing a tiara and holding a holy symbol in his palm.

He is wanted for petty thievery, larceny, bad breath and casting greater teleport to the Twilight Forge on newbies to the Dragon Raid.

He is wanted dead or alive.

He was last seen picking pockets at the Temple of the Silver Flame.

[Cayrie]

He's an elf, you nutjob! I agree with the bad breath though. *woof*

[Aspenor]

He's an elf, you nutjob! I agree with the bad breath though. *woof*

No, but this brings up another matter.

The elf she speaks of was recently seen molesting a tree. He is wanted for assault and indecent exposure.

Please send all reports to Bigpackage.

[Lessah]

Does this mean what I think it means???
Clean the house boys.. we got company!


Are the Argonauts ready for him?
WIll the Argonauts ever make it to the dragon?
Will Pellew ever wear clothes?
WIll Alexz ever stop healing?
Will Katiana ever changer her name?
Will Chayste be.... Chayste?
WIll Mashedbot ever stop going incap?
Will Bigsexy ever stop his diplo-killing ways?
Will Zubsero ever stop zergging?
Will Zerggie ever START?
Will Vorn ever ... well will he?
Will Babaqued ever NOT be late?
Will Damalak ever get to play a different bard song?
Will Danprick ever stop playing WOW?
WIll Madmardigan ever come back?
WIll Yaga ever be low enough for the group?

Find out the answers to these and many more thought provoking questions next week!

[ArkoHighStar]

Will Zubsero ever stop zergging?


I'm sorry he just doesn't know any other way:D

[Aspenor]

Does this mean what I think it means???


NO! You may NOT touch me there!!

[alchilito]

Can we confirm a new Face in the Argo Union ? =)

[Cayrie]

Please. Ramz will never join, and if he does, he won't show up. Mr. Undependable. :rolleyes:

I think Asp was using Argonauts as more in a general term, not in reference to the Union. Please be so kind as to make the distinction in the future, Asp. :cool:

[Aspenor]

I think Asp was using Argonauts as more in a general term, not in reference to the Union. Please be so kind as to make the distinction in the future, Asp. :cool:

This is true. Argonauts is a general use term for everybody on Argonnessan in my vocabulary.

I refer to the guild as The Union.

This shall be assumed information hereafter.:p

[alchilito]

Does this mean what I think it means???
Clean the house boys.. we got company!


Are the Argonauts ready for him? Bring it on
WIll the Argonauts ever make it to the dragon? Most definitely at lvl 9
Will Pellew ever wear clothes? NO
WIll Alexz ever stop healing? My menthor is Ugonnadie.
Will Katiana ever changer her name? I hope not
Will Chayste be.... Chayste? She always is.
WIll Mashedbot ever stop going incap? I dont know i haven't played with him =(
Will Bigsexy ever stop his diplo-killing ways? NO NO NO
Will Zubsero ever stop zergging? I will follow he's fast, eficient and deadly.
Will Zerggie ever START? You get us all started every week dear.
Will Vorn ever ... well will he? WHat ?
Will Babaqued ever NOT be late? Nope
Will Damalak ever get to play a different bard song? I heard he bought a new guitar and moved to a new place.
Will Danprick ever stop playing WOW? They always come back.
WIll Madmardigan ever come back? Hopefully yes i need more dwarfs with alex
WIll Yaga ever be low enough for the group? He should be ready for next week.




Here are my answers .... =)

[Vorn]

Ah, rats, thought we had a new mischief maker on Tuesday nights.

As for Jeralt...perhaps he's the real man of mystery in the union?

Cheers,
V

"Rolled R's ftw baby!"

[Aspenor]

LoL no, I am bored at work, teasing a friend, that is all.

[Vorn]

I refer to the guild as The Union.


Dang I was hoping we could play the South. I love hopeless causes.
:eek:
(Also at work and bored)
:)

[Rameses]

***DM TEXT***you wake after a fitful nights sleep to find a letter laying on the pillow next to you where the wench you brought to your room from the inn should have been***

Dear Sir,
I am contacting you in hopes to set the facts straight. I a devout Follower of the Silver Flame suffered great pain after seeing in the town square your declaration that I, Rameses am a petty thief, larsonist and whats worse that I have bad breath (in this day and age a mint goes a long ways and by judging how much you kind elf comsummed last night in the Inn. I'd take two mints as soon as you wake.)
So lets clear the air as it is...
I've never done the following...
I've cast from scroll Greater teleport after breaking into Vault of Night... (Though I'd like to thank Barrow D'Kundarak for giving me the opportunity to test the Vaults security measures. Sadly they were somewhat lacking.)
I've never chased after fellow adventurers with "power crystals" in my backpack when I was in the Twilight Forge trying to damage the monstrosity Warforge Titan beyond repair. (And what thanks did I get for saving all of Ebberon from that thing?!)
I admit that while in the Twilight Forge I did try to control the Titan with the control panel and perhaps might have cause a death after pushing the big red "fire" button. But alas there were no witnesses to attest to such wild theories.
Now to address the larceny charges that you've invoked. Since the good Arch-Bishop Dryden of the Silver Flame has forgiven me of my "childhood" sins of thievery I've stayed on the straight and narrow. I find it unfortunate that you've mistaken Stormreach's citizens’ generosity towards me as thievery and larceny.

Lastly I am disturbed by your rallying of the adventuring group the Argonauts Union after me. I would have to spend many nights in penance if anything were to happen even too just one of their members. I'd deeply regret their many loses.
I've taken it upon myself to free you sir of your worldly belongings and dontate them to Arch-Bishop Dryden and the Temple of the Silver Flame in hopes that your "donation" will allow the god's of Ebberon to forgive you.

I am, Rameses!
The Penitent Rogue.

[ArkoHighStar]

This is true. Argonauts is a general use term for everybody on Argonnessan in my vocabulary.

I refer to the guild as The Union.

This shall be assumed information hereafter.:p

The term Argonauts belongs to no one as as all citizens of argonesson are argonauts:D:D

[akla_thornfist]

i thought it was argonuts but i could be mistaken:D

[TommyBoy]

WIll Mashedbot ever stop going incap?


I might have to buy better batteries:D

[Natalae]

And then he said to me:
"No but thats a nice ski mask!!!"

[Ozoro]

***DM TEXT***you wake after a fitful nights sleep to find a letter laying on the pillow next to you where the wench you brought to your room from the inn should have been***

Dear Sir,
I am contacting you in hopes to set the facts straight. I a devout Follower of the Silver Flame suffered great pain after seeing in the town square your declaration that I, Rameses am a petty thief, larsonist and whats worse that I have bad breath (in this day and age a mint goes a long ways and by judging how much you kind elf comsummed last night in the Inn. I'd take two mints as soon as you wake.)
So lets clear the air as it is...
I've never done the following...
I've cast from scroll Greater teleport after breaking into Vault of Night... (Though I'd like to thank Barrow D'Kundarak for giving me the opportunity to test the Vaults security measures. Sadly they were somewhat lacking.)
I've never chased after fellow adventurers with "power crystals" in my backpack when I was in the Twilight Forge trying to damage the monstrosity Warforge Titan beyond repair. (And what thanks did I get for saving all of Ebberon from that thing?!)
I admit that while in the Twilight Forge I did try to control the Titan with the control panel and perhaps might have cause a death after pushing the big red "fire" button. But alas there were no witnesses to attest to such wild theories.
Now to address the larceny charges that you've invoked. Since the good Arch-Bishop Dryden of the Silver Flame has forgiven me of my "childhood" sins of thievery I've stayed on the straight and narrow. I find it unfortunate that you've mistaken Stormreach's citizens’ generosity towards me as thievery and larceny.

Lastly I am disturbed by your rallying of the adventuring group the Argonauts Union after me. I would have to spend many nights in penance if anything were to happen even too just one of their members. I'd deeply regret their many loses.
I've taken it upon myself to free you sir of your worldly belongings and dontate them to Arch-Bishop Dryden and the Temple of the Silver Flame in hopes that your "donation" will allow the god's of Ebberon to forgive you.

I am, Rameses!
The Penitent Rogue.

Dont Belive The Hype?

[Yaga_Nub]

......
WIll Yaga ever be low enough for the group?

Find out the answers to these and many more thought provoking questions next week!

I KNOW!!!!

I'm beginning to think you guys slowed down just to keep me from causing numerous party wipes and drinks spewing out of your nose from a dumbass comment or three!!!

Well I have a level 4 now as well so if Q can't join in the fun maybe my lowbie can this week. See you tonight.