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Lizzybrat
08-23-2007, 12:43 PM
Thought you would enjoy this...
My hubby gets one of their calendars every year for Xmas and the guys at his work fight over who gets what page at the end of the year.

http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

Weedo
08-23-2007, 12:54 PM
hahahahahaha

Scarsgaard
08-23-2007, 01:01 PM
:D For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

The harder you try, the dumber you look.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

It's over, man. Let her go.

The race for quality has no finish line- so technically, it's more like a death march.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom.

Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.

...lol.. I love these posters

gorloch
08-23-2007, 02:38 PM
I liked the cluelessness poster myself. :D

PIXA

Memnir
08-23-2007, 03:28 PM
I love those. :)
And, I think the Burnout poster sums up Xoriat very, very well.

Tryp
08-23-2007, 06:13 PM
Back when I was doing my time in the Grey Maze Of Death, I had the Burnout poster on my cube wall. :D

Sojourner
08-24-2007, 07:59 AM
Hehe - I keep this one on my desk - Meetings - None of us is as dumb as all of us.

And gave this one to my boss - Teamwork - A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

teddok
08-24-2007, 08:03 AM
Ohh to funny

Raelg14
08-24-2007, 08:35 AM
LOL my favorites have to be

Consistency
It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

Dare to Slack
When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.

Found another one, LOL
Madness
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"

gorloch
08-27-2007, 10:38 PM
I liked the cluelessness poster myself. :D

PIXA

LOL are you saying that you one of those inquisitive types :p :D :eek:


Well if i cant pick on the wife who can i pick on?



Oh Yes I can say DOGHOUSE:D :eek: