Yvonne_Blacksword
08-21-2007, 12:42 PM
Ok...
I am like, Yvonniva...no last name, like a celebrity! :)
I know, I am a thug...but gosh...do you have to call be a dumb blond?
I mean really guys...
I know lots of things!
Like I know Ko...ko....kopeshies and "the "B" word" swords and armor and stuff.
And like my guildie's name says...I like,..um...
IHITTHINGS!
So, I get like this invite to run POP, You know,
And I think, "Like I'm just waisting my tine tring to get an more uber
weapon on the Aya Atch, cause lets face it,
to get more uber than my friend Seq drops on me,
Yah gotta be loaded...or a plat buyer.. or something...OoH! A vorp of PG...only eleventy million billion plats!"
So everything is outta my price range and so I accept.
Leader says, whats sup man...I decide to play coy...
I mean anyone with TEW AYES can plainly see that I am a beuatiful girley type...
So I keep my mouth shut...and type back, "Not much!"..
The group fills usual fast and we head out to the POP place.
Leader is a Barb, not a Barbara, so we head out to clear out the residents of the place...
BAU.
We enter the second room and wipe...
It out in like 12 seconds...
And as we are examining the place for loose loot someone says, "What done already?!!!!
That was.... fast!!! I don't think I have ever seen it that fast!"
The Barb and me look at each other, speachless...
At first I thought they were being sarcastic..
Then I think maybe we are blowing someones BUZZ...
So we go to the third room...and we slow down.
15 seconds to wipe it.
Now I know I don't always get those blond jokes...Sometimes it takes me weeks but, aren't we supposed to kill things,
efficiently?
I know for a fact that a least 2 vorps were swinging and the fire walls were flaming and were were done in no time but,
gosh...
Did you want us to take forever?
Quest done, average time, fast PUG...nuff said..
I mean...what is the point of doing POP 'cept for the loot...and why waste time?
lol!
Yvonniva~~ZERG-o'-matic.
I am like, Yvonniva...no last name, like a celebrity! :)
I know, I am a thug...but gosh...do you have to call be a dumb blond?
I mean really guys...
I know lots of things!
Like I know Ko...ko....kopeshies and "the "B" word" swords and armor and stuff.
And like my guildie's name says...I like,..um...
IHITTHINGS!
So, I get like this invite to run POP, You know,
And I think, "Like I'm just waisting my tine tring to get an more uber
weapon on the Aya Atch, cause lets face it,
to get more uber than my friend Seq drops on me,
Yah gotta be loaded...or a plat buyer.. or something...OoH! A vorp of PG...only eleventy million billion plats!"
So everything is outta my price range and so I accept.
Leader says, whats sup man...I decide to play coy...
I mean anyone with TEW AYES can plainly see that I am a beuatiful girley type...
So I keep my mouth shut...and type back, "Not much!"..
The group fills usual fast and we head out to the POP place.
Leader is a Barb, not a Barbara, so we head out to clear out the residents of the place...
BAU.
We enter the second room and wipe...
It out in like 12 seconds...
And as we are examining the place for loose loot someone says, "What done already?!!!!
That was.... fast!!! I don't think I have ever seen it that fast!"
The Barb and me look at each other, speachless...
At first I thought they were being sarcastic..
Then I think maybe we are blowing someones BUZZ...
So we go to the third room...and we slow down.
15 seconds to wipe it.
Now I know I don't always get those blond jokes...Sometimes it takes me weeks but, aren't we supposed to kill things,
efficiently?
I know for a fact that a least 2 vorps were swinging and the fire walls were flaming and were were done in no time but,
gosh...
Did you want us to take forever?
Quest done, average time, fast PUG...nuff said..
I mean...what is the point of doing POP 'cept for the loot...and why waste time?
lol!
Yvonniva~~ZERG-o'-matic.