My Thread

[Wotansdottir]

YAWN! Because we all know on Xoriat everyone was perfect, priced items fairly, ran elite quests with no death , had perfect builds, and was just uber-leet.

Sounds like paradise. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz

I'm sorry, were you ranting about something, I seemed to have dozed off.

UNICORN here you are free to post whatever you want. Here's our thread.

Lizzy, thank ya.

In the meantime, I have 2 minutes before I have to leave to teach midgets, so here's a story.

OMG, there was this one time, on Thelanis, where I ran with this group and they were so bad OMG and I was just like OMG people why don't you know how to use a heal wand and the guy was like I'm a barbarian OMG. And I said why don't you use pots mid fight and he said I do but I have 400 HP so I said OMG! So I smacked him upside the forehead for being so st00pidz for playing a worthless character that takez all the aggr0 and can't even heal themselves OMG so then this other time, I was going to do some questing and I needed to PUG and OMG don't you so always hate pugz, they are like the magnet for the worstest people ever but then I know that I'm the bestest so there. So this one guy did something n00bish and I was like d00d just stop wasting my time and OMG learn how to play the game already and the d00d was like OMG I would if I could just find someone to help me and so I was like ok d00d here's your sign. *ding* I don't have time for that.

Or, I can tell you the REAL story. I thought all this server merge personality difference stuff was BS until... well... today I guess. On the actual game, I notice no difference.

Uni, thanks for keeping it real. You might not remember me but I remember the very first quest I ever ran with you. VON 4, the first time I learned how to ZERG, with you and Dorune. :) Even then you were about helping people out. This is the Thelanis way, I don't care who your mom is or where your cousin stays or *** server you "came" from. I hope we never change.

And I was a little bit slack jawed about the comment of "****ing" on 1st amendment rights in the "other" thread. Uni, you're an ex-serviceman, aren't you? I'm pretty sure nobody would DREAM of "****ing" on your 1st amendment rights, as you so eloquently put it. If you want to talk about respect for military service men and women, just throw a stone in any direction on our server and in a five-foot radius you'll meet one, or someone who is married to one, or whose sister is one, father died serving, etc. I am not as good a person as they are and have been. Yes, you're free to say whatever you want, but Good GOD. Saying you're a little bit tired of negative attitudes is a LITTLE different than censorship or disrespecting our fallen servicemen and women who gave all while some gave none. But, again, perspective.

Here's my little corner. Don't defecate on it please.

And am I the only one that realizes that the people everyone is wailing about... don't even read the forums??!?? They really don't. Seriously... they don't. They don't! *sigh*

S

[Arlith]

OMG, there was this one time, on Thelanis, where I ran with this group and they were so bad OMG and I was just like OMG people why don't you know how to use a heal wand and the guy was like I'm a barbarian OMG. And I said why don't you use pots mid fight and he said I do but I have 400 HP so I said OMG! So I smacked him upside the forehead for being so st00pidz for playing a worthless character that takez all the aggr0 and can't even heal themselves OMG so then this other time, I was going to do some questing and I needed to PUG and OMG don't you so always hate pugz, they are like the magnet for the worstest people ever but then I know that I'm the bestest so there. So this one guy did something n00bish and I was like d00d just stop wasting my time and OMG learn how to play the game already and the d00d was like OMG I would if I could just find someone to help me and so I was like ok d00d here's your sign. *ding* I don't have time for that.

Like OMG!!! Valley girl DDO!!!!! Gag me with Murland's Spoon!


LMAO!! TY TY TY

[Wotansdottir]

Like OMG!!! Valley girl DDO!!!!! Gag me with Murland's Spoon!


LMAO!! TY TY TY

You are very welcome, and thus, you have permission to post on MY THREAD. Have a, like, totally awesome and radical day!!! :D

[Scarsgaard]

There was this time, in elf camp...where I shoved this dagger...:eek: :D

***tip toes away after shoving squishy slugs in Seacranes shoes***

[Wotansdottir]

There was this time, in elf camp...where I shoved this dagger...:eek: :D

***tip toes away after shoving squishy slugs in Seacranes shoes***


ROFL... Hello Scar, you also have permission to post in my thread. Now go forth brave one to sheathe your dagger in the bodies of many more evildoers and have a great day! :)

[incubo]

Hi Erda!

Here is my post for servicemen. Welcome to my old home of 4 1/2 years of Naval service...
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f32/boeincubo/75Strike.jpg

[Lizzybrat]

Well I *was* going to post in your thread Erda but now it has Incubo cooties.. ewwwwwwwwww!!

[incubo]

Well I *was* going to post in your thread Erda but now it has Incubo cooties.. ewwwwwwwwww!!

Then you were infected a long time ago.

[Wotansdottir]

Then you were infected a long time ago.

I love you both equally, I just talk to Incubo a whole lot more on the phone! :p

Now! 100% clean and mud free,

Erda

And you BOTH have permission to post in this thread. I promise I won't even tell you you have no business being here or go somewhere else. Come, come to the Erda Machine!!! *purr.... purr*

[Scarsgaard]

***Scar's mind is near blank as he types***

Smelling the air, I can feel the deranging of my life like a tangled train meeting cliff's edge. No footnote here, nor something tangible withing the drivel of my nervous eyes and slightly twitchy hands... nothing to stop me from reaching across my neck and strangling someone or screaming at the tops of Kilimanjaro... except in this moment my mind goes blank...

***here comes Johnny in again, with liquor n'drugs***

And, all I hear above Iggy is the twitching fan... air con that don't work and bleedin 'ell I need a smoke... :eek:

Stupid day to quit smoking:D

[Jundak]

Stupid day to quit smoking:D

Ugh...good luck, Bro. I've cut my smoking down to a pack every five days. I'll be damned if I don't smoke more often while playing this ga...oh, sorry....

I love butterflies!!!!! :D

[Camaron]

http://s223.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/sjtherrien/?action=view&current=B-2.jpg

[Scarsgaard]

Ugh...good luck, Bro. I've cut my smoking down to a pack every five days. I'll be damned if I don't smoke more often while playing this ga...oh, sorry....

I love butterflies!!!!! :D

Buttlerflies good basted with sherry and and saffron...

Once upon a time I knew this vegetarian who was invited to see my father's bridge, and when he offered her the many wonderful treats he had ripped from the writhing bodies he loved to smash...

She said "oh no, I'm vegan"...

His well know retort was, "oi I der do see ya have 2 eyes in the front of your face... do ya kin why?

And of course she foolishly replied about something like "needing to see"

And of course his hand tightened on his stump-club... "oh no, deer have them on der side so they 'ave a chance to see me befor I club em... they get a chance to run... but o'no... not us... we 'ave eyes in front so we can just th'distance from us n'our prey"

Of course she foolishly asked "but..."

An'is club smooshed her... she forgot that he was no longer in front'o er... to dis day don'drink me da's soup...:D

[incubo]

http://s223.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/sjtherrien/?action=view&current=B-2.jpg

No no, your stomping grounds were right around the corner from where I am now!

[Jundak]

Buttlerflies good basted with sherry and and saffron...

Once upon a time I knew this vegetarian who was invited to see my father's bridge, and when he offered her the many wonderful treats he had ripped from the writhing bodies he loved to smash...

She said "oh no, I'm vegan"...

His well know retort was, "oi I der do see ya have 2 eyes in the front of your face... do ya kin why?

And of course she foolishly replied about something like "needing to see"

And of course his hand tightened on his stump-club... "oh no, deer have them on der side so they 'ave a chance to see me befor I club em... they get a chance to run... but o'no... not us... we 'ave eyes in front so we can just th'distance from us n'our prey"

Of course she foolishly asked "but..."

An'is club smooshed her... she forgot that he was no longer in front'o er... to dis day don'drink me da's soup...:D

:D :D :D

[Camaron]

No no, your stomping grounds were right around the corner from where I am now!

My stomping grounds were correct. The lawn darts near you were so I could be with my wife...

[incubo]

My stomping grounds were correct. The lawn darts near you were so I could be with my wife...

Only because she was across the street. But my ship is bigger than your plane:p

[Lizzybrat]

Only because she was across the street. But my ship is bigger than your plane:p

Now now boys, this is Erda's thread.
And if you are going to be comparing ships to planes please post pictures so the rest of us can be the judge. :D

[incubo]

Now now boys, this is Erda's thread.
And if you are going to be comparing ships to planes please post pictures so the rest of us can be the judge. :D

We did post pictures already!

[Camaron]

...and it's a lot better than some tugboat...he he

[Camaron]

but you can see your ship...my plane is stealth and has a payload that would put your tuggy to shame...LOL

Wow...I even replied to your quote before you made it...just goes to show the speed comparison from a boat to a plane slowpoke....

[incubo]

...and it's a lot better than some tugboat...he he

Tugboat? pffft. Nuclear baby! The pride of the fleet. That ship was actually the bomb and I have ribbons and medals to prove otherwise.

And it is an Aircraft Carrier, so we land planes all night and day. Maybe your plane is a bit larger than normal fighter jets, but still smaller than "my boat" and only I can call it that, the rest of you will refer to Harry S Truman as a ship :P:P:P

[Scarsgaard]

Oi, I need no ship nor no plane... got me a 155 and this gun be all mine:eek: :D

[incubo]

but you can see your ship...my plane is stealth and has a payload that would put your tuggy to shame...LOL

Wow...I even replied to your quote before you made it...just goes to show the speed comparison from a boat to a plane slowpoke....

Well, I wish I could tell you about the payload of my boat, but 86 total planes, 6000 people and a buttload of steel, not including all the spare parts, telephones, communications equipment, as we are the Command Ship for our battle group/air wing, and to mention the amount of ordinance we have onboard. I think we substantially carry enough to handle our own versus some little paper airplane.

[Scarsgaard]

Well, I wish I could tell you about the payload of my boat, but 86 total planes, 6000 people and a buttload of steel, not including all the spare parts, telephones, communications equipment, as we are the Command Ship for our battle group/air wing, and to mention the amount of ordinance we have onboard. I think we substantially carry enough to handle our own versus some little paper airplane.

The only downer is being stuck on a ship with a large male population... frankly, I can't stand being around other men... brings out my nasty competitive side and last time I was in that environment I had plenty of time living in the brig and being yelled at:D

Hell knows there is a Sgt Mjr who's daughter don't like me much now... but at the time she did:D

[Camaron]

...and all that payload goes to waste...and you would never of seen it coming...gotta love that stealth technology...he he

[Scarsgaard]

...and all that payload goes to waste...and you would never of seen it coming...gotta love that stealth technology...he he

Reminds me of a joke...

Superman is flying over the sky fast as a bolt when what does he spy?

Wonderwoman all nekkid, spread eagle on a plot of grass... thinking to himself... I'm as fast as a bullet.. I think I'll just my super-speed flight and give her a lil "one-two, one two.. wink wink nudge nudge"

So down he goes... and bam he's in just pluggin away.. and fast as he is... finishes and zooms away...

Wonder Woman... screams aloud and goes "what was that...?"

The invisible man replies... "I don't know but my bumb sure hurts"

:eek: :D :eek: :D

[Jundak]

OMG, that's an old joke. Remember that one being told when I was in 1st grade, man. :D

[Camaron]

...it was funny then as it is funny now...

[incubo]

...it was funny then as it is funny now...

Agreed! But it was still just a paper airplane.

[Camaron]

Toot Toot buddy!

[Resdin]

Well, I wish I could tell you about the payload of my boat, but 86 total planes, 6000 people and a buttload of steel, not including all the spare parts, telephones, communications equipment, as we are the Command Ship for our battle group/air wing, and to mention the amount of ordinance we have onboard. I think we substantially carry enough to handle our own versus some little paper airplane.



oh, stop it you two!

>^..^< *tsaila*


ps: inc, chapter 33...really...read it :-P

[Camaron]

He started it!

[Syriania]

He started it!NO YELLING AT MY WIFEY!

[Camaron]

We have to share

[Muirtach]

Like OMG!!! Valley girl DDO!!!!! Gag me with Murland's Spoon!


LMAO!! TY TY TY

He was like freaking me out...
He called me a beastie...
Thats cuz like he was totally blitzed
He goes like bag your face!
Im sure!

Moon Unit FTW!

[incubo]

oh, stop it you two!

>^..^< *tsaila*


ps: inc, chapter 33...really...read it :-P

I can't stop, it's the man ego thing!!! :P

But I don't want to read the book. I told Camaron this morning I would refuse.

Oh and for the record, ERDA ROCKS!!!!

[Wotansdottir]

I would just like to say, as I leave for my voice lesson in 2 minutes, that I hope not to fall on my a$$ in mud again and get sent home early to change my clothes and clean my muddy a## self, only later to have my students point and laugh at me and say, 'Mrs. Erda! *Not my real name* I saw you fall down this morning when I got off the bus! You were SO MUDDY!!!!' LOL.

I completely endorse your posts. You do not even need to pay the Coolness Tariff, just keep posting about ships and payloads and stealth bombers RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Happy fun time here's to singing LAALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:eek:

[incubo]

Where's Jammy? sheesh!

[Camaron]

Not on a Navy ship or a Stealth bomber...that's for sure. He's Canadian, they're peace loving folk up there.

[Jundak]

He's Canadian, they're peace loving folk up there.

Tell that to Scar. Or my second-in-command from my Tigers, Bro. Although I think his wife might have them both beat, hands down. Of course, Morgause is pretty feisty, too...check the quote below. Quite a firecracker, that young lady...:rolleyes:

[Camaron]

She held back from posting until next time. Canadians have manners where we Americans seem a bit more brash. Either works, but I've met a lot more friendly Canadians then the mean spirited ones ah?

[Jundak]

She held back from posting until next time. Canadians have manners where we Americans seem a bit more brash. Either works, but I've met a lot more friendly Canadians then the mean spirited ones ah?

*grins*

She didn't post in General, because she didn't think to ahead of time...she was too busy blasting Guildchat with the whole episode. She has manners up to a certain point...bah! You'd just have to meet my troops to get a really clear picture of what I mean. :D

[Resdin]

I can't stop, it's the man ego thing!!! :P

But I don't want to read the book. I told Camaron this morning I would refuse.

Oh and for the record, ERDA ROCKS!!!!



i know, i know...but the masochist in me feels the need to heckle you about it :-P



*tsaila*
>^..^<

[incubo]

i know, i know...but the masochist in me feels the need to heckle you about it :-P



*tsaila*
>^..^<

If it makes you feel any better I did read the entire Hobbit/Lord of the Rings trilogy.

[TreknaQudane]

If it makes you feel any better I did read the entire Hobbit/Lord of the Rings trilogy.

*tosses Incubo a copy of the Silmarillion to read as well*

[Scarsgaard]

She held back from posting until next time. Canadians have manners where we Americans seem a bit more brash. Either works, but I've met a lot more friendly Canadians then the mean spirited ones ah?

Oh I wouldn't say that we have manners, per se... in fact I think our cold contempt and mild-mannered smug snears hide our superiority complex quite well... you might be surprised to discover that my so-called politeness is just me holding the door for you, so I can stab you in the back when you walk through:D

Oh don't trust a Canadian... we are your largest unguarded border and if you don't watch out... you might end up getting free medicare, better BC Bud and higher potency beer... beware... we the barbarians:D

[Hence]

you might end up getting free medicare, better BC Bud and higher potency beer... beware... we the barbarians:D

Canadians are funny! /poke
They are the only group of people that any American can make fun of... you resemble us Americans the closest and as so, we cannot be charged with a hate crime!!

Better bud in BC?? Compared to where? Im afraid everyone knows the best bud is found right here in America... a little place called Northern California.

Take that! Eh?

[Jundak]

Oh don't trust a Canadian... we are your largest unguarded border and if you don't watch out... you might end up getting free medicare, better BC Bud and higher potency beer... beware... we the barbarians:D

Oooo...higher potency beer...so when's the invasion? :eek:

[Wotansdottir]

Oooo...higher potency beer...so when's the invasion? :eek:

Hello Jundak! With all this talk of Canadians and beer, you have permission to post on my thread. Keep up the good work, eh? :D

From Erda, you shall receive one big yellow thumbs up!!!

[Jundak]

Hello Jundak! With all this talk of Canadians and beer, you have permission to post on my thread. Keep up the good work, eh? :D

From Erda, you shall receive one big yellow thumbs up!!!

*blinks rapidly as he pops his first beer of the evening*

Why yellow? :confused:

[BUpcott]

*blinks rapidly as he pops his first beer of the evening*

Why yellow? :confused:


I knew my ears were ringing for a reason!! BEER AND CANADIAN!!

[BUpcott]

Canadians are funny! /poke
They are the only group of people that any American can make fun of... you resemble us Americans the closest and as so, we cannot be charged with a hate crime!!

Better bud in BC?? Compared to where? Im afraid everyone knows the best bud is found right here in America... a little place called Northern California.

Take that! Eh?


LoL not really but thanks for trying

[Wotansdottir]

*blinks rapidly as he pops his first beer of the evening*

Why yellow? :confused:

That's the only color I can get here with Ye Olde Forum Emoticon. :(

[Muirtach]

Actually the best bud I've found was in Dublin, no not the one in California.

[Wotansdottir]

This is my thread, so here is a poem I wrote for Jammy.

Jammy, my Jammy.
Way better than Moons over My Hammy
That's my Canadian.
I remember all those nights,
We stayed up till 5 a.m.
Sitting by the fountain in house P,
Just you and Me
Erda and Jam Jam
Not Sam I am,
Not wiggly like Spam.
Just Jam.
How about this, he is finer than four hundred year old wine
and smells like Peanuts, the yummy kind
like you get at the ballpark on hot Summer days
like the one when my St. Louis Cardinals beat his Tigers
in the World Series.
Those were good times.
But, not as good as when he'll come to me
and we drive cross-country
Incubo we'll travel to see
'Cuz I'm not allowed in Utah without him.
Until that day
I'll be happy to say
red rover red rover send jammy right over
to Erda.

:)

[BUpcott]

This is my thread, so here is a poem I wrote for Jammy.

Jammy, my Jammy.
Way better than Moons over My Hammy
That's my Canadian.
I remember all those nights,
We stayed up till 5 a.m.
Sitting by the fountain in house P,
Just you and Me
Erda and Jam Jam
Not Sam I am,
Not wiggly like Spam.
Just Jam.
How about this, he is finer than four hundred year old wine
and smells like Peanuts, the yummy kind
like you get at the ballpark on hot Summer days
like the one when my St. Louis Cardinals beat his Tigers
in the World Series.
Those were good times.
But, not as good as when he'll come to me
and we drive cross-country
Incubo we'll travel to see
'Cuz I'm not allowed in Utah without him.
Until that day
I'll be happy to say
red rover red rover send jammy right over
to Erda.

:)


/loves it!

[Xyfiel]

Well I would get pics of my boat, but it is much smaller and nothing to look at it. Although we will be firing some Thawks soon. Would have a few weeks ago but stupid CA fire was in the flight path and the brass didnt want to risk it.

Waves to Erda

[Uamhas]

OH!!! I know why canuckians say Eh! so much!!!

C
eh
N
eh
D
eh

*snickers and runs off to her secret supply of butterflies to make more leis*

[Arlith]

Actually the best bud I've found was in Dublin, no not the one in California.


Yeah but in Northern Cali, they have genegineered a new strain with half the THC of the original. They call it bud light.

[incubo]

Well I would get pics of my boat, but it is much smaller and nothing to look at it. Although we will be firing some Thawks soon. Would have a few weeks ago but stupid CA fire was in the flight path and the brass didnt want to risk it.

Waves to Erda

You need to post it anyways! But you missed the flame war. Camaron called my ship a tugboat, which it probably is, but his airplane is made of paper.

[Wotansdottir]

I was thinking earlier how I was just really impressed that Xyfiel made a post that didn't make any references to boobies!!! :D And I don't mean the blue-footed kind!

[Sweep]

but thought i would post a vehicle that i flew in...well the website atleast

http://www.boeing.com/rotorcraft/military/ah64d/index.htm

and being that i was posted in Fort Hood, Texas which is the BIGGEST MILITARY BASE in the WORLD MINES BIGGEST

[Wotansdottir]

but thought i would post a vehicle that i flew in...well the website atleast

http://www.boeing.com/rotorcraft/military/ah64d/index.htm

and being that i was posted in Fort Hood, Texas which is the BIGGEST MILITARY BASE in the WORLD MINES BIGGEST

OOOH Purge wins!!! ROFL!!! Ira! Jecon! Are you two going to let him show you up like that!! OOOH burn! ROFL! I love hearing you guys talk about your military days, so I'm going to encourage this :D

Xy, what is a Thawk? Is it a type of airplane? I have not seen all your boat pics just the ones from the website.

And Purge you may post WHATEVER you want seeing as you are SUPERCOOL AWESOME
and Xyfiel also except no poems, haiku, stories, drawings, etc. about boobies.

[Camaron]

You are trying to combat a B-2 Stealth Bomber and a battle ship w/ an Apache helo. That's kinda like the little league playing against the major league isn't it. You're not even on the same playing field as my stealth and Ira's tuggy.

Oh...and the largest base is still in Texas and let's face it...it's Texas. Been there, don't ever want to go back.

Hey Erda, a T-Hawk is a missle...also known as a tomahawk missle:

http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WMUS_Tomahawk.htm

[Scarsgaard]

Bah bombers, ships... all that old school junk... none of it works half as well as a Fat Laden, high Cholesterol Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Bar covered in Hot Fudge nastiness...

...just go to your local Walmart and watch dem thighs... now those critters are nasty forces you don'wanna mess with...

***WOMP WOMP WOMP...Jundak screams "Oh No! Thighzilla".. ***

[Rayzorlew]

***WOMP WOMP WOMP***

You called? ;)

[incubo]

You are trying to combat a B-2 Stealth Bomber and a battle ship w/ an Apache helo. That's kinda like the little league playing against the major league isn't it. You're not even on the same playing field as my stealth and Ira's tuggy.

Oh...and the largest base is still in Texas and let's face it...it's Texas. Been there, don't ever want to go back.

Hey Erda, a T-Hawk is a missle...also known as a tomahawk missle:

http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WMUS_Tomahawk.htm

Not even the size of a battleship, it's a DDG I believe or a CG or an FG, who knows, they only hold up to 450 people, and the FG or Frigate only holds upto 180-200 people. Hardly any comparison to a B-2 paper airplane Bomber and an Aircraft Tuggy Boat!

Heck, you can't even make a Helo out of paper!

[Lizzybrat]

This is my weapon
This is my gun
One is for fighting
One is for fun...

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It's not the size of the boat
It's the motion of the ocean.

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As long as they come home in their bdu's who the hell cares :D
Two words for ya: button fly

[incubo]

It's not the size of the boat
It's the motion of the ocean.

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As long as they come home in their bdu's who the hell cares :D
Two words for ya: button fly

Regular Navy don't wear BDU's, sorry. Button fly is a pain in da arse as there are 13 buttons. New strategy: VELCRO!!!

[Scarsgaard]

You called? ;)

lol...

[Lizzybrat]

Regular Navy don't wear BDU's, sorry. Button fly is a pain in da arse as there are 13 buttons. New strategy: VELCRO!!!

Nope, they either look like cracker jack boys or on the subs looked like convicts.. been there, done that *grin*

Eh, velcro, not as much fun as buttons. :D

[Wotansdottir]

*tires SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!* :D

[Jundak]

Bah bombers, ships... all that old school junk... none of it works half as well as a Fat Laden, high Cholesterol Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Bar covered in Hot Fudge nastiness...

...just go to your local Walmart and watch dem thighs... now those critters are nasty forces you don'wanna mess with...

***WOMP WOMP WOMP...Jundak screams "Oh No! Thighzilla".. ***

ROFLMAO!

Heard a great nickname for the "Thighzilla's" out there, coined today on the radio while driving to work.

Baby legs.

Now look at your little one's legs in that onesie...now think about Walmart and Speedos...:D

[BUpcott]

Meh mines not a plane, boat or helo but it is what I drove around in for just over a year...

This is my low rider. (http://s176.photobucket.com/albums/w187/Jameela_007/Real%20Life/?action=view&current=AutoEx025.jpg)

This is my boat/plane/helo (I am up top on the left of the dummy with his hand in the air) (http://s176.photobucket.com/albums/w187/Jameela_007/Real%20Life/?action=view&current=truck.jpg)

[incubo]

Meh mines not a plane, boat or helo but it is what I drove around in for just over a year...

This is my low rider. (http://s176.photobucket.com/albums/w187/Jameela_007/Real%20Life/?action=view&current=AutoEx025.jpg)

This is my boat/plane/helo (I am up top on the left of the dummy with his hand in the air) (http://s176.photobucket.com/albums/w187/Jameela_007/Real%20Life/?action=view&current=truck.jpg)

That think will fit on Xyfiels ship. Can it be made of paper though?

[Wotansdottir]

Meh mines not a plane, boat or helo but it is what I drove around in for just over a year...

This is my low rider. (http://s176.photobucket.com/albums/w187/Jameela_007/Real%20Life/?action=view&current=AutoEx025.jpg)

This is my boat/plane/helo (I am up top on the left of the dummy with his hand in the air) (http://s176.photobucket.com/albums/w187/Jameela_007/Real%20Life/?action=view&current=truck.jpg)

Mmm... firemen. :D

Not as hot as ex-Marines... but close! ;)

<3 Jammy!

[incubo]

Mmm... firemen. :D

Not as hot as ex-Marines... but close! ;)

<3 Jammy!

Who's a Marine? Not me!!! Go hit up Jmar.

[Wotansdottir]

You know full well why I said ex-Marines, Incubo :D

[incubo]

You know full well why I said ex-Marines, Incubo :D

I was keeping a low profile :P

[Lizzybrat]

Nope, I still say army boys are much more fun than marines.
I've collected the data and have done in depth research on the subject.

[Wotansdottir]

ROFL... maybe we need to host a seminar and compare notes. You can prepare a presentation on your end; I'll make a power point. We can dress up like college professors and put our hair in high buns, wearing tortoiseshell glasses and use pointers!!! :D If anyone is naughty in class we get to invoke corporal punishment!!! RAWR! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[BUpcott]

ROFL... maybe we need to host a seminar and compare notes. You can prepare a presentation on your end; I'll make a power point. We can dress up like college professors and put our hair in high buns, wearing tortoiseshell glasses and use pointers!!! :D If anyone is naughty in class we get to invoke corporal punishment!!! RAWR! :eek: :eek: :eek:

and thus fulfills my teacher fantasy

(other than that 28 y/o Japanese Spanish teach :D )

[incubo]

Nothing is better than a bunch of potty mouth'd sailors. Especially those on male only ships that haven't seen a good woman in a while, then Mo comes walking along and DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Syriania]

ROFL... maybe we need to host a seminar and compare notes. You can prepare a presentation on your end; I'll make a power point. We can dress up like college professors and put our hair in high buns, wearing tortoiseshell glasses and use pointers!!! :D If anyone is naughty in class we get to invoke corporal punishment!!! RAWR! :eek: :eek: :eek:*covers eyes*

[Lizzybrat]

Nothing is better than a bunch of potty mouth'd sailors. Especially those on male only ships that haven't seen a good woman in a while, then Mo comes walking along and DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've collected the research on navy boys too - they rank just under the army boys...

See the sacrifices I have made for my country? :D

[Tryp]

Gosh, am I the only woman who's more attracted to the leather jacket wearing, long-haired, rocker type guy any more?
Come on, I can't be the only woman here who's attracted to the wrong sort of man! lol

[Scarsgaard]

Gosh, am I the only woman who's more attracted to the leather jacket wearing, long-haired, rocker type guy any more?
Come on, I can't be the only woman here who's attracted to the wrong sort of man! lol

Hey I relate... give me Joan Jett, the Chix from Nashville Puzzy or Courtney Love over some G.I. Jane... Hard Core Rockers rule... squares drool:D

P.S. No offence to soldier girls but getting trouble is more fun when you can do it for days without going to jail for being AWOL (I never enjoyed being in the brig, the waiting doin nothing is icky :P)

[Lizzybrat]

Gosh, am I the only woman who's more attracted to the leather jacket wearing, long-haired, rocker type guy any more?
Come on, I can't be the only woman here who's attracted to the wrong sort of man! lol

*Grin* Well they don't have the long hair, but military boys are lots of fun and trouble.. just ask my hubby...

Shaved head, pierced, tattooed, harley riding ex-army. I love rough trade. :D

[Tryp]

*Grin* Well they don't have the long hair, but military boys are lots of fun and trouble.. just ask my hubby...

Shaved head, pierced, tattooed, harley riding ex-army. I love rough trade. :D

Oh, I have no doubt they can be fun - I've known my fair share. :D
There's just something about long hair (http://www.themoongate.net/images/Tryp/junk/hair.jpg) and a guitar (http://www.themoongate.net/images/Tryp/junk/guitar.jpg) that just makes me melt. To quote Erda - RAWR! :eek:

[Xyfiel]

Whoa I missed a lot in one day, time to play catch up.

For pics of the Ship, go the crappy website for a few
http://www.halsey.navy.mil/

For some pics of me(other then ddo screenies) from last year go here
http://s177.photobucket.com/albums/w215/Xyfiel/

For where we get some of the stuff we talk about, try here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+pierre

For the kind of stuff we print out from the net and leave under peoples pillows, go here: http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/index.html

Not that you puked all over yourself and realized why me and Ira were not on Subs, think about all the ways I can get around your little rule:

Snack trays, cheese balls, funobagos, meat melons, dirty pillows, sweater meat, milk mounds, Jugs, Fun Bags, Boobs, Chi Chi's, Jubblies, Knockers, Bosoms, Rack, Hooters, Honkers, Magumbos, Melons, Waterbags, Happy Sacs, Dirty Pillows, Ta ta's, Breasticles, Headlights, Gazongas, Cans, Chest-hams, Twins.

Now if I could just get my hands on a pair...

BDU's have been implemented by the CNO Ira, just not in effect for another year or so.

And before I joined, my hair was touching my Boo Bees and I still have my guitar, best of both worlds for ya.

[Uamhas]

...erda rocks.

[Griftor]

Ok, time for my two cents. All of you guys can have your little war with your toys, I'll just launch the world's highest flying manned aircraft (besides the space shuttle, mind you), and have the pilot bring back some nice pics of the damage.

I don't fly 'em, I just fix 'em.

[Wotansdottir]

Xyfiel, I tip my hat to ya. Keep up the good work. I'm still trying to think of a new name for you so I shall "dub" thee at a later date.

[Sweep]

You are trying to combat a B-2 Stealth Bomber and a battle ship w/ an Apache helo. That's kinda like the little league playing against the major league isn't it. You're not even on the same playing field as my stealth and Ira's tuggy.

Oh...and the largest base is still in Texas and let's face it...it's Texas. Been there, don't ever want to go back.

Hey Erda, a T-Hawk is a missle...also known as a tomahawk missle:

http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WMUS_Tomahawk.htm

ok i am not stupid enough to compare my helo to your plane or Ira's boat in size...i just said that FORT HOOD was BIGGER...you made your own stupid conclussions on vehicles...and i think Ira joined you

[incubo]

ok i am not stupid enough to compare my helo to your plane or Ira's boat in size...i just said that FORT HOOD was BIGGER...you made your own stupid conclussions on vehicles...and i think Ira joined you

Your base is large and for training purposes so I am guessing that was the extent of your stomping grounds. Now, I may not be able to go in the air like Jecon used to, but the water was my stomping grounds. There is more water around than Fort Hood! :P PURGE:P

[Scarsgaard]

I used to love this thread:(

But all this talk about War and Stuff is so droll... me thinks I'll go elsewhere...

***pouts***

[incubo]

I used to love this thread:(

But all this talk about War and Stuff is so droll... me thinks I'll go elsewhere...

***pouts***

There is no Pouting in DDO!!!

[Wotansdottir]

Your base is large and for training purposes so I am guessing that was the extent of your stomping grounds. Now, I may not be able to go in the air like Jecon used to, but the water was my stomping grounds. There is more water around than Fort Hood! :P PURGE:P

I just pictured you with your pants pulled up to your knees stomping around in a big mud puddle. I can see it, I really can! :D

[Camaron]

ok i am not stupid enough to compare my helo to your plane or Ira's boat in size...i just said that FORT HOOD was BIGGER...you made your own stupid conclussions on vehicles...and i think Ira joined you

Let's see...you have your base, Ira had the ocean...and I guess that left me with...what's the phrase again...oh yeah...the sky's the limit.

[incubo]

Yes, the sky is the limit for you and that is where it stops. Just to let you know they are NAVAL officers that fly the Spaceshuttle, so we go above and beyond the know sky limits of the airforce. Muahahaha!!!

[Syriania]

Yes, the sky is the limit for you and that is where it stops. Just to let you know they are NAVAL officers that fly the Spaceshuttle, so we go above and beyond the know sky limits of the airforce. Muahahaha!!!Shh! Stop using metaphors for your %$@!* they are both of equal size as of now!

[Jundak]

...this thread had real potential, too... :(

*wanders off to find something more interesting*

[Scarsgaard]

...this thread had real potential, too... :(

*wanders off to find something more interesting*

Yep... now it goes the way of "buy my Para mace for 10M Plat Thread":D

[Wotansdottir]

Yep... now it goes the way of "buy my Para mace for 10M Plat Thread":D

I'm sorry, but I have to revoke your posting privileges, SCAR, for being a big NAYSAYER. You too, Jundak. Go, make haste, to some other hate filled thread. :eek:

Leave this one alone.

THIS IS MY THREAD. MINE. My power is great, and my reach is long. You are about to invoke the wrath. Therefore, go. Be thou gone from before my sight. Unless of course you wish to divulge your own big ship or plane like thing that may or may not actually be a metaphor for something else.

So shall it be. Thus, has it been spoken. Have a nice day.

[BUpcott]

I'm sorry, but I have to revoke your posting privileges, SCAR, for being a big NAYSAYER. You too, Jundak. Go, make haste, to some other hate filled thread. :eek:

Leave this one alone.

THIS IS MY THREAD. MINE. My power is great, and my reach is long. You are about to invoke the wrath. Therefore, go. Be thou gone from before my sight. Unless of course you wish to divulge your own big ship or plane like thing that may or may not actually be a metaphor for something else.

So shall it be. Thus, has it been spoken. Have a nice day.

/tosses Scar and Jundak a beer as he wanders off to kill some kobolds rather than listen to Incubo and Camaron compare size.

/Uses his hidden powers of seduction to make Erda allow Scar and Jundak to post whenever they feel like it again.

[Wotansdottir]

/tosses Scar and Jundak a beer as he wanders off to kill some kobolds rather than listen to Incubo and Camaron compare size.

/Uses his hidden powers of seduction to make Erda allow Scar and Jundak to post whenever they feel like it again.

Nice try Canadia. Even you and your north-of-the border wiles and high CHA can't make me change my mind... Unless.... Never mind. I promised I would never talk about you mud wrestling again. Unless...

Hmm.... although.... you do have a point there about the whole size comparison thing. *sigh* Boys. Silly Boys. :D

Ok. I might revoke my revoking your permission, if you don't turn this into something that takes away emphasis on me and how cool I am. I'm not about Xorian hate. I'm about ERDA. Erda having fun. And on that goal-- you're either for me, or against me. :p

[Griftor]

Yes, the sky is the limit for you and that is where it stops. Just to let you know they are NAVAL officers that fly the Spaceshuttle, so we go above and beyond the know sky limits of the airforce. Muahahaha!!!


Ok, my last input on this little war. The space shuttle flies like, what, once or twice a year? The Air Farce (it's my service, I can call it whatever I want) has a pilot flying 70k+ feet every day, close to 24 hours a day, 365.

And not just Naval officers get to fly in the shuttle.

'Nuff said!

[incubo]

Ok, my last input on this little war. The space shuttle flies like, what, once or twice a year? The Air Farce (it's my service, I can call it whatever I want) has a pilot flying 70k+ feet every day, close to 24 hours a day, 365.

And not just Naval officers get to fly in the shuttle.

'Nuff said!

Honestly, I don't know much about the space shuttle, so you may be right. All I know is my boat was and is always on the water and ships tend to last for 40-60 years.

[incubo]

Let's see...you have your base, Ira had the ocean...and I guess that left me with...what's the phrase again...oh yeah...the sky's the limit.

I can tell you the stomping grounds of Marines... it is their acronym name.

M.A.R.I.N.E. which stands for Marines Also Ride In Naval Equipment.

[Wotansdottir]

So what are you guys' thoughts on pudding wrestling?


:D :eek: :) :eek: :D

[Xyfiel]

Well, I haven't mastered Ooze puppet too the point into suggesting they wrestle. I will stay focused and work harder on that for ya Erda.

Next time I am in necro I will see what I can do.

[hellfyreii]

Mooo .....

[McSurlykins]

lmao..it wont let you back on either moo?

i spent like 15 minutes restarting cleaning up and **** logged back and still stuck and wouldnt let me log either ;/

[PaintHorseCowboy]

Since you said come to your thread and post, I'm going to assume that means I have earned permission to post.

The bird I'm flying in that picture is a CH-47D Chinook helicopter.

So yeah, not only was I making an Air-Hate Delivery, but I was delivering a whole LOT of hate in one trip. Chinooks have 33 seats in back since my crew was sitting on the survival cases manning the Air-60's. 34 if you count the jumpseat in the companion-way which leads into the cockpit, but we try to leave that one free for any pretty ones we're carrying. Sorry Scars, but you ain't pretty enough to get the jumpseat. Added bonus for the jump seat, we can plug you into the ICS (Inter-Com System) and actually talk to you.

That particular day, we made 3 turns with two flights of two, so 12 "hook" loads worth of troopies. Someone was gonna get one hell of a hate on.

At the point that picture was taken we were still up pretty high in a free cruise. As we closed, naturally we went more tactical. Ever dodged trees and powerlines at 150 knots? Vmax is 170 KIAS but at that speed unless the rotors are tracked and balanced for it, she shakes like a poodle passing razor blades (I wanted to use a different word for it but the swear filter didn't like the one that started with a different letter and rhymed with mit.) If you haven't, it's more of an adrenaline rush than skydiving.

You starch wing jockies only THINK you fly low... . Until you've picked palm branches out of the landing gear, you haven't been low. :cool: So yeah, that license plate frame that says, "I don't drive FAST, I fly LOW!!!!!" ... well ... Yeah, it's appropriate.

[PaintHorseCowboy]

I can tell you the stomping grounds of Marines... it is their acronym name.

M.A.R.I.N.E. which stands for Marines Also Ride In Naval Equipment.

Hmm....

I was always under the impression that Marine stood for: Musclebound Apes Riding In Navy Equipment. Or possibly Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected. :o

Then again, U.S. Army (Backward) tends to come out, Yes My ******** Ass Signed Up. :cool:

And I've heard in the Navy, you should Never Again Volunteer Yourself. :eek:

And just so you Airforce zoomies don't feel left out, well, U Sure Are (Swear Filter's gonna Edit this one) ****ed. :confused:

I'm not going to even bother to touch the coasties. They're already too easy to pick on. Granted it was easier when they worked for DOT instead of Homeland Security, but come on, do they really need to guard the river here? I mean, watch out! Please protect us from the invading Asian Carp! :rolleyes:

[Jundak]

Ok. I might revoke my revoking your permission, if you don't turn this into something that takes away emphasis on me and how cool I am. I'm not about Xorian hate. I'm about ERDA. Erda having fun. And on that goal-- you're either for me, or against me. :p

Well, Erda...

Since I've never grouped with you, I can't speak on your "coolness". And, also, since I tend to form my own opinions rather than taking another person's word for it, I'm afraid that I must refrain from continual posting in this thread. :(

So, until you've had the pleasure of grouping with ME, I just don't see how we'll ever get along. :p

[Generals]

What's up people. What's all the fuss about? Erda you are the queen of coolness.


Yes My ******** Ass Signed Up.

Yea that was me. I proudly gave Uncle Sam 10 long years of my life. The only regret was not finishing the job we started back in '91. Our M1 unit rolled through Saddam's sandbox to within sabot range of his golden throne when he said uncle to Bush Sr. Then he turned around and did what he did. I remember like it was yesterday, ****ed off at it and thinking we would be back someday to finish the job. ugh..that's why I hate politics. suckers. It was quite the spectacle to see him hang.

Anyway Cowboy thanks indeed for your iron horse. If you ever played taxi for SF units in the late 90's I might still owe you a tip :cool:

[PaintHorseCowboy]

I'm going to add on to your post Generals.

Also going to extend it a bit because I'm not the only one who deserves some thanks that plays, has played, or will play this game.


Thanks to everyone who went before us to make certain that the stars we grew up under were White and not Red or Yellow.

As for owing me a tip for a ride, long as you got the mission accomplished, that's all the tip I'll ever need. We all have our jobs to do and it's teamwork that gets it done. (Hmm...might be a good concept for some of the arguments in the forums too.)

LET'S ROLL!

[Scarsgaard]

I'm going to add on to your post Generals.

Also going to extend it a bit because I'm not the only one who deserves some thanks that plays, has played, or will play this game.


Thanks to everyone who went before us to make certain that the stars we grew up under were White and not Red or Yellow.

As for owing me a tip for a ride, long as you got the mission accomplished, that's all the tip I'll ever need. We all have our jobs to do and it's teamwork that gets it done. (Hmm...might be a good concept for some of the arguments in the forums too.)

LET'S ROLL!

I happen to like yellow... it looks like pee...:D

[Wotansdottir]

Well, Erda...

Since I've never grouped with you, I can't speak on your "coolness". And, also, since I tend to form my own opinions rather than taking another person's word for it, I'm afraid that I must refrain from continual posting in this thread. :(

So, until you've had the pleasure of grouping with ME, I just don't see how we'll ever get along. :p

I consider it my duty to propogate false rumors about myself, the big one being that I am not a complete doofus. This is ... rather unfortunately... what you will REALLY discover should you group with Erda. :D

[Jundak]

I consider it my duty to propogate false rumors about myself, the big one being that I am not a complete doofus. This is ... rather unfortunately... what you will REALLY discover should you group with Erda. :D

Lookin' forward to it. ;)

[PaintHorseCowboy]

If we're spreading rumors now...

I heard Jundak's arse looks big when he wears his dress.

One of his guildies, thanks to my keen elven hearing and a 20 on a listen check, was overheard saying, "Yeah, I think that cow has put on weight lately. Acts like he's all that but someone should tell him his robe is about to bust at the seams. Baby got back, either that, or he's pregnant. Dirty, Dirty, Dirty!"

:eek: ROFLMAO

[Jundak]

If we're spreading rumors now...

I heard Jundak's arse looks big when he wears his dress.

One of his guildies, thanks to my keen elven hearing and a 20 on a listen check, was overheard saying, "Yeah, I think that cow has put on weight lately. Acts like he's all that but someone should tell him his robe is about to bust at the seams. Baby got back, either that, or he's pregnant. Dirty, Dirty, Dirty!"

:eek: ROFLMAO

Hey, if Robert Deneiro (Stardust) and Gene Hackman (Birdcage) can get away with it and maintain their respective manhoods, I can, too!!! :rolleyes:

[Uamhas]

mustn't never forget...
Ain't
Ready to be a
Marine
Yet

... erda is sessy

[PaintHorseCowboy]

mustn't never forget...
Ain't
Ready to be a
Marine
Yet


That would come out:

ARTBAMY.

This is what leads me to believe it was not the first selection of Musclebound Apes Riding In Navy Equipment, but in reality the second selection:

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Expected

Notice, I did not just arbitrarily add words to my accronym to make it plausable. You have to follow the rules of Accronym (I'm sure Scar can supply you with a whole list since he works in the Accronym Proliferation business) if you want it to count. :D

Besides, you used a double-negative, and that's just bad grammer. LOL

[XFracture]

I served 5 years in the corps. 1998-2003. 3rd Batallion 4th Marines, STA Platoon.

USMC = U Signed the Motherf***in' Contract.

Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I love the corps!

[Scarsgaard]

I wear a Uniform... and I even have a Rank!

Chief Chili Cheese Fry Maker:D

[Jundak]

I wear a Uniform... and I'm pretty Rank!

Chief Chili Cheese Fry Maker:D

Fix'd! :D :D

[PaintHorseCowboy]

I served 5 years in the corps. 1998-2003. 3rd Batallion 4th Marines, STA Platoon.

USMC = U Signed the Motherf***in' Contract.

Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I love the corps!

LOL.

Now that's one I haven't heard! Thanks for the laugh X Frac. Probably the most appropriate one yet too.

[Uamhas]

Notice, I did not just arbitrarily add words to my accronym to make it plausable. You have to follow the rules of Accronym (I'm sure Scar can supply you with a whole list since he works in the Accronym Proliferation business) if you want it to count. :D


wait wait wait... I just have to make sure I'm seeing this correctly... did that xorain tell me to follow rules....? ok, got it.


Besides, you used a double-negative, and that's just bad grammer. LOL

I'm chalk full of bad grammar I'm also prone two run on sentences punctuation'can,be.fun:when"use'd;irresponsibly? and eye can make "tire" rhyme with "car"... that is, of coarse, aside from my tendency too randomly pick a high-dollar word and ewes it in casual conversation, then see how many people actually no what it means, how many give blank stair, and how many try two bluff their weigh threw.
.. you ain't notta gonna make me cry, sterner jockeys than you have tried and failed.
With love and butterflies.. Uma

[McSurlykins]

oo i can play this too :D

[~Jules921]

***Scar's mind is near blank as he types***

Smelling the air, I can feel the deranging of my life like a tangled train meeting cliff's edge. No footnote here, nor something tangible withing the drivel of my nervous eyes and slightly twitchy hands... nothing to stop me from reaching across my neck and strangling someone or screaming at the tops of Kilimanjaro... except in this moment my mind goes blank...

***here comes Johnny in again, with liquor n'drugs***

And, all I hear above Iggy is the twitching fan... air con that don't work and bleedin 'ell I need a smoke... :eek:

Stupid day to quit smoking:D

Seriously Scars, Good Luck on the quitting smoking thing. I did it for the 2nd time about a year ago. First time it lasted 6 yrs. :D

Jules

[XFracture]

No one got my Aliens refference. Come on people it was the best one out of the series!

*grumble* *grumble*

Ignant pukes...

[Wotansdottir]

No one got my Aliens refference. Come on people it was the best one out of the series!

*grumble* *grumble*

Ignant pukes...

Hello.

I am sorry, but you are not allowed to call anyone ignorant pukes in my thread, or "Ignant pukes." :D Either way, the only one puking in this thread was ME when I read Scar's comment about women wanting "sausage" in another post. :eek:

~S~

The Alien movies are the only ones to consistently scare the living hell out of me whenever I watch them, since I can't ever get thru them without hiding my eyes I am sure I did not pick up on your reference because of that. :)

[gorloch]

Either way, the only one puking in this thread was ME when I read Scar's comment about women wanting "sausage" in another post. :eek: :)


Oh don't rain on his parade. Some men need to reassure themselves that they are Big Boys. :D

PIXA

[BUpcott]

No one got my Aliens refference. Come on people it was the best one out of the series!

*grumble* *grumble*

Ignant pukes...

/hands XFracture a parting gift

Thanks for coming out ;)

[Jundak]

No one got my Aliens refference. Come on people it was the best one out of the series!

*grumble* *grumble*

Ignant pukes...

It was from Aliens after Ripley and company were unfrozen to become bug fodder later in the movie. Loved the Sarge.

Feel better? :p

[Arlith]

I wear a Uniform... and I even have a Rank!

Chief Chili Cheese Fry Maker:D


MMMMMMMMMMMM Chilli Cheese Fires!!!!

[Scarsgaard]

.....when I read Scar's comment *** in another post. :eek:

~S~



LOL... I only wrote it necause it fit the whole genre bashing... normally I'm way more demure:D

[Uamhas]

I served 5 years in the corps. 1998-2003. 3rd Batallion 4th Marines, STA Platoon.

USMC = U Signed the Motherf***in' Contract.

Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I love the corps!

Hey, Vasquez!? Anyone ever mistake you for a man?

(response) No.. You?"

...Erda rocks!

[Wotansdottir]

Uma, you're a co-ambassador? When did you become a Co-Ambassador? You should have a special hat, like a Shriner's hat or something for that job... LOL.


Well since this is MY THREAD and you can take it or leave it, I want to apologize to Jundak and some of the things I said in his thread. I don't agree with the "PM me the name of that jerk" threads, I will say that much, but the guy he was talking about in his OP was out of line in the situation that he described. I responded to the tone of a few of the other posts in the thread, that really burned my butter, and I might have come off too strongly with some of the things I said. I didn't intend to take it in a direction that would make it *poof* if you know what I mean. I was at work so I don't even know what the responses to it were. Maybe Big Brother is watching me now, I don't know. *looks over shoulder* Besides I know the day I really start talking too much crazy talk, I will be aware, because I will have a message from Incubo in my PM box asking if I'd taken my meds today, LOL.

So here are my deep thoughts (One inch deep) for the day:

-I get crazy when I read people being mean on the forums. But that is my problem, not theirs.

-Trying to sell a house in this market really stinks.

Finally:

There has been more than one occasion where people responding to a post have been told "if you don't like it leave" or "don't read it" or "make your own post" and I honestly believe this is a very immature statement, and essentially a cop out. It's taking a dialogue to its most base level and shows that the person has no respect for just that: a true dialogue. They just want to have their say, and not deal with the repurcussions, nor listen to contrary points of view. It is like saying what you want, and then responding to the other person, "talk to the hand" :D Being a teacher who has had students actually SAY this to them... it's been a few years but it happens.... I can honestly say this is about one of the MOST disrespectful things you can do to a person, tell them that what they have to say isn't worth hearing, or to take it somewhere else. Everyone, EVERYONE deserves a right to be heard, even if it's not what you think you're in the mood to hear.

So... if you say anything like this in a post... expect me to respond to it. You're not bringing anything intelligent to the dialogue by saying "GET YOUR OWN THREAD" or telling people they don't have the right to say that. Didn't... YOU... have the right to post in the first place? So do they.

Thanks and have a great day everyone.

~S~

[Scarsgaard]

Uma, you're a co-ambassador? When did you become a Co-Ambassador? You should have a special hat, like a Shriner's hat or something for that job... LOL.


Well since this is MY THREAD and you can take it or leave it, I want to apologize to Jundak and some of the things I said in his thread. I don't agree with the "PM me the name of that jerk" threads, I will say that much, but the guy he was talking about in his OP was out of line in the situation that he described. I responded to the tone of a few of the other posts in the thread, that really burned my butter, and I might have come off too strongly with some of the things I said. I didn't intend to take it in a direction that would make it *poof* if you know what I mean. I was at work so I don't even know what the responses to it were. Maybe Big Brother is watching me now, I don't know. *looks over shoulder* Besides I know the day I really start talking too much crazy talk, I will be aware, because I will have a message from Incubo in my PM box asking if I'd taken my meds today, LOL.

So here are my deep thoughts (One inch deep) for the day:

-I get crazy when I read people being mean on the forums. But that is my problem, not theirs.

-Trying to sell a house in this market really stinks.

Finally:

There has been more than one occasion where people responding to a post have been told "if you don't like it leave" or "don't read it" or "make your own post" and I honestly believe this is a very immature statement, and essentially a cop out. It's taking a dialogue to its most base level and shows that the person has no respect for just that: a true dialogue. They just want to have their say, and not deal with the repurcussions, nor listen to contrary points of view. It is like saying what you want, and then responding to the other person, "talk to the hand" :D Being a teacher who has had students actually SAY this to them... it's been a few years but it happens.... I can honestly say this is about one of the MOST disrespectful things you can do to a person, tell them that what they have to say isn't worth hearing, or to take it somewhere else. Everyone, EVERYONE deserves a right to be heard, even if it's not what you think you're in the mood to hear.

So... if you say anything like this in a post... expect me to respond to it. You're not bringing anything intelligent to the dialogue by saying "GET YOUR OWN THREAD" or telling people they don't have the right to say that. Didn't... YOU... have the right to post in the first place? So do they.

Thanks and have a great day everyone.

~S~

Actually I'm sad to see that thread go away. It had great dialogue and many good points by all parties involved. I know that we all deal with aggression and disrespect in our own way... while I probably misinterpretted how your crew deals with miscreants, and I'm quite certain your group is misinterpretting our ways as well.

Basically it does come down to communication. We posts our anger openly, so everyone can see the issues at hand, and if the perpetrator wishes to, can defend himself. Sometimes, we discover extenuating circumstances, and then the thread gets handled by various guilds to smooth things over. I won't dish up on already resolved issues, but... our threads do produce results.

If you like your way, please employ it... and if you do decide to banish people, please keep your non-allied guilds in the loop... you might be surprised how these issues get resolved when nothing is kept secret and openly discussed.

/peace

[Wotansdottir]

If you like your way, please employ it...
/peace

Sometimes I like to use a spatula. :eek: It leaves funny marks.

[Scarsgaard]

Sometimes I like to use a spatula. :eek: It leaves funny marks.

Wiffle Bat... :D

[Jundak]

Everyone has their way of doing things, Erda. And thank you very much for your PM...it was too damned long, though. My head hurts and I want a beer! :p

I honestly don't believe it was your fault...I blame Shin and his not-so-subtle insertion of the offending person's name in his post *glares at Shin*.

The women's grapevine doesn't cross most of Tharashk's rumor mills. We've our own site for that. But with the multitude of people that we've come to respect, I've come to realize that using the Xorian's method to get the information out there is really the best way to do it, in my opinion.

This is especially true since, as you and I have discussed in our PM's, that we've never grouped with one another. As a matter of fact, the only person I've grouped with from your "Ladies Circle" is Uma. The same is true with Scarsgaard, Arlith, Lostinjapan, most of IFV, the Shifting Sands, etc...I like these folk here. Every one of you make me laugh during an otherwise dull day. I just want to warn those I like of the dangers that I've personally come across.

Nuff said on this subject from my end...

[gmhicks5867]

Why are Marines on board Navy ships??? Well sheep would be to obvious

Navy attack sub goes out with 120 men. comes back with 50 couples and 10 divorces

Air Force is the country club in Uniform

Coast Guard is the elite core the Navy forms around in time of war

Army is just the biggest baddest arsed bastages on the ground.

Yup I spent enlisted time in the USCG then transferred to the Army and became an officer now retired :)

Now for the peaceable ones!!!! US OUT OF IRAQ. LEAVE the country via IRAN and SYRIA!!!

[BUpcott]

Uma, you're a co-ambassador? When did you become a Co-Ambassador? You should have a special hat, like a Shriner's hat or something for that job... LOL.


Well since this is MY THREAD and you can take it or leave it, I want to apologize to Jundak and some of the things I said in his thread. I don't agree with the "PM me the name of that jerk" threads, I will say that much, but the guy he was talking about in his OP was out of line in the situation that he described. I responded to the tone of a few of the other posts in the thread, that really burned my butter, and I might have come off too strongly with some of the things I said. I didn't intend to take it in a direction that would make it *poof* if you know what I mean. I was at work so I don't even know what the responses to it were. Maybe Big Brother is watching me now, I don't know. *looks over shoulder* Besides I know the day I really start talking too much crazy talk, I will be aware, because I will have a message from Incubo in my PM box asking if I'd taken my meds today, LOL.

So here are my deep thoughts (One inch deep) for the day:

-I get crazy when I read people being mean on the forums. But that is my problem, not theirs.

-Trying to sell a house in this market really stinks.

Finally:

There has been more than one occasion where people responding to a post have been told "if you don't like it leave" or "don't read it" or "make your own post" and I honestly believe this is a very immature statement, and essentially a cop out. It's taking a dialogue to its most base level and shows that the person has no respect for just that: a true dialogue. They just want to have their say, and not deal with the repurcussions, nor listen to contrary points of view. It is like saying what you want, and then responding to the other person, "talk to the hand" :D Being a teacher who has had students actually SAY this to them... it's been a few years but it happens.... I can honestly say this is about one of the MOST disrespectful things you can do to a person, tell them that what they have to say isn't worth hearing, or to take it somewhere else. Everyone, EVERYONE deserves a right to be heard, even if it's not what you think you're in the mood to hear.

So... if you say anything like this in a post... expect me to respond to it. You're not bringing anything intelligent to the dialogue by saying "GET YOUR OWN THREAD" or telling people they don't have the right to say that. Didn't... YOU... have the right to post in the first place? So do they.

Thanks and have a great day everyone.

~S~

blah blah blah
quit whining and go make your own thread!!!

[Wotansdottir]

blah blah blah
quit whining and go make your own thread!!!

Come and say that to my face you dirty Canadianese!!!!!!!! :D

[Muirtach]

Jundak's right, I take full responsibility for that one poofing away.

That's what I get for trying to save him a bit of time. Though I did find it funny that people did not notice and continued asking for PMs after the fact :P


*no infractions for me though, so who knows*

[PaintHorseCowboy]

Well since this is MY THREAD and you can take it or leave it... .

There has been more than one occasion where people responding to a post have been told "if you don't like it leave" or "don't read it" or "make your own post" and I honestly believe this is a very immature statement, and essentially a cop out.

So... if you say anything like this in a post... expect me to respond to it.

"GET YOUR OWN THREAD"


LOL Erda, I had to do this, it's too funny not to.

Isn't this like the scene in Super Troopers where they say, "I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next person that says Shenannigans!"

"Hey Farva, what's that restraunt you like? The one with all the goofy **** on the walls and the mozerella sticks?"

"You mean Shenannigans?"

"D'ooooooooh...."

/emote Hands Erda a spatula.

Oh, and Scar, it's spelled WHiffle. :p

*****


Now for the peaceable ones!!!! US OUT OF IRAQ. LEAVE the country via IRAN and SYRIA!!!


(Adapted from Full Metal Jacket) I always wanted to visit Iran, jewel of Southwest Asia. Meet new and interesting people.....and kill them."

There's not one horse in this whole country, not one **** horse. There's something just basically wrong with that.


Gotta love old FMJ. And I like your "exit strategy". Ever consider working for US State Department? That's one hell of a foreign policy prospect you've got there. Works for me anyway. When are some of these people going to wake up and realize that you an only get punched in the nose so many times before you're irritated enough to hit back.

As they say on a radio show.... "WAKE UP AMERICA!"

[Scarsgaard]

Oh, and Scar, it's spelled WHiffle. :p


And like you Yanks know how to spell... armor is armour... :D

[PaintHorseCowboy]

Even the British Dictionaries, speaking the Queen's English, acknowledge that there are two accepted spellings of words in that manner.

Using your example, Armour is the preferred spelling, but Armor is also an accepted spelling.

Same holds true for words such as harbour/harbor, Shoppe/Shop, etc.

Actually, I guess I should learn to adapt a bit since the gal I'm seeing is Canadian. If America only knew what they were missing. As my friends in Quebec say, "Oh La Laaaaaaa!" For the record, she's not from Quebec, she lives in Ontario. So don't get all Anti-Quebec. My friends are "professional associations." They fly CH-146 Griffon helos and we met at a joint-training exercise at Volk Field, WI. Good bunch of guys when they weren't speaking French so fast I couldn't keep up.

Anyway, I'll give you your pronunciation of Lever (Leeeeeever) if you acknowledge I was right about Whiffle. LOL

Catch ya tomorrow.

[Jundak]

And like you Yanks know how to spell... armor is armour... :D

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

And it's "Z", not "Zed"...

At least you pansies can brew a good beer! :D

[Tryp]

And it's "Z", not "Zed"...

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

[Wotansdottir]

Paint... ROFL..... :D
I am not a wench most of the time, I swear. I just got seriously riled up yesterday. And people saying that really does **** me off!!! LOL. I don't know why. I just want to poke them with a stick.

Jammy knows he has *cough* pretty much carte blanche to say whatever he wants to me and I still love him unconditionally. With that said, I await the next chapter of "Jammy loves Sarcos," The X-rated edition.

!!!!!!
:eek:

[BUpcott]

Paint... ROFL..... :D
I am not a wench most of the time, I swear. I just got seriously riled up yesterday. And people saying that really does **** me off!!! LOL. I don't know why. I just want to poke them with a stick.

Jammy knows he has *cough* pretty much carte blanche to say whatever he wants to me and I still love him unconditionally. With that said, I await the next chapter of "Jammy loves Sarcos," The X-rated edition.

!!!!!!
:eek:

*waits for sarcos wedding night!!*

[Uamhas]

:eek: Sarcos is getting married? :p nu uh!!

[Wotansdottir]

Out of respect for Big C I am not saying anything :D

And if you want, Sarcos, I can use your wedding night as my opportunity to finally travel north, tie up Jammy, and sneak him across the border to an undisclosed location so you can have... one... night of peace at least!~ :p

Mmm.... tied up border sneaking adventure...

[Uamhas]

Out of respect for Big C I am not saying anything :D

And if you want, Sarcos, I can use your wedding night as my opportunity to finally travel north, tie up Jammy, and sneak him across the border to an undisclosed location so you can have... one... night of peace at least!~ :p

Mmm.... tied up border sneaking adventure...

oh PLEEEEEZ Erda can I tag along? You'll need some sneaky theme song music, I can do that!!

[incubo]

OMG, you two are like a wrecking ball, nothing is going to get in your way :)

[BUpcott]

Out of respect for Big C I am not saying anything :D

And if you want, Sarcos, I can use your wedding night as my opportunity to finally travel north, tie up Jammy, and sneak him across the border to an undisclosed location so you can have... one... night of peace at least!~ :p

Mmm.... tied up border sneaking adventure...


oh PLEEEEEZ Erda can I tag along? You'll need some sneaky theme song music, I can do that!!

Why do I have the image of Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove when he is sneaky away with Emperor Kuzco in a bag.

Hehe Do I ask about the big C? maybe it's sarcos and mines favorite word!?!

[Wotansdottir]

Why do I have the image of Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove when he is sneaky away with Emperor Kuzco in a bag.

Hehe Do I ask about the big C? maybe it's sarcos and mines favorite word!?!

Only you would think I was talking about YOU when I said "Big C".... ROFL!!!! I'm not touching that one with a 10-foot ... oh never mind!!!

[BUpcott]

Only you would think I was talking about YOU when I said "Big C".... ROFL!!!! I'm not touching that one with a 10-foot ... oh never mind!!!

No no i really thought you were talking about sarcos and mines word. then i clued in.

[Wotansdottir]

Dear Jammy,
Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?

Love,
Erda

[BUpcott]

Dear Jammy,
Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?

Love,
Erda

Dear Erda,
Why do i cheer
When you hand me a beer?
Is it cuz you are so cool
or simply that beer makes me drool?
Oh dearest Erda how I love thee
Oh wait brb I have to pee
err bio

Love Jammy Jam

[Wotansdottir]

Dear Erda,
Why do i cheer
When you hand me a beer?
Is it cuz you are so cool
or simply that beer makes me drool?
Oh dearest Erda how I love thee
Oh wait brb I have to pee
err bio

Love Jammy Jam

Online at six a.m.
Who could it be
But a brown-haired Canadian
Staring back at me

He had a rendezvous with Stella
She kept him up late
Still got time for his Erda
Never makes me wait

Unless of course he's out of Propane
Or Taco Bell is callin' his name.

Oh, sweet Jammy never lets me down
They say he's from the wrong side of town
But who am I to judge
Just cause his Tigers fudged
(Last year's World Series?) Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!!!

One of these days
I'm gonna drive up north
kidnap him and his laptop
and so on, and so forth

Pack him and Sammy (ruff! ruff!)
in the back of my car
Better hide him in the trunk
or I won't get very far (Border Patrol!!! Wee-oooh Wee--ooh!)

But here's where our story stays
for now, for a few days.
Six AM on MSN
our Jam and Erda world of Zen.

[PaintHorseCowboy]

My contribution to the poetry:


I like COFFEE!

I like TEA!

If I drink anymore of it,

I'm gonna have to.............BIO!

[Wotansdottir]

If the green quote in your sig had a photo to go along with it, what would the picture be? :D

*Note: I keep trying to click on the quote as though it is a link... so I'm sure if there WAS a photo... I'd be in it somewhere... LOL.*

[TreknaQudane]

The photo that doesn't exist would lead to an IFV guild raid photo

[Scarsgaard]

:p

[Wotansdottir]

The photo that doesn't exist would lead to an IFV guild raid photo


Methil... ROFL!!!!:D

[TreknaQudane]

Simple math

Smart people + crowd = stupid crowd.

[PaintHorseCowboy]

When taken as an individual, most people are relatively smart.

But put them together in a group and humans are dumb, panicky animals, ane y'all know it.

Every species instinctively develops an equilibrim with its environment. Put too many of them together in a confined space and they go nuts. So here's some food for thought... .

**** Sapiens is the only species that voluntarily does this to itself.

[EDIT: I can't believe they're so wound up that the swear filter edited the Latin in the Genus. Good God, are you afraid that someone will take offense at the proper designation of the human race? Sheesh!]

[Wotansdottir]

I would just like to say that I did NOT see Jundak dancing with +Sir last night in house K, and I did NOT see myself and Wishsong clamoring for an autograph and picture with +Sir. We did NOT see +Sir hiding in a bush, nor did he cast dancing ball or dim doors. We did NOT dance gleefully nor did any giggling take place.

But if it had, it might look like this:

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o320/swillmert/SirDance1.jpg

:D


(PS if you are bored here is my Photobucket direct link :D http://s123.photobucket.com/albums/o320/swillmert/?action=view&current=scorps.jpg)

[5footStep]

*Juryrig stares emotionlessly at the group of entranced humans* The Meatbag Demigod of Dance has struck again!

[Jundak]

Yep...this is what happens when you mix beer, boredom, and DDO. :p

I would like to say that +Sir Lawrence pretty much stopped me in my tracks by spawning a kobold in the middle of House K and made it dance. Which was shortly followed by a minotaur that just casually walked around a pillar and disappeared. So yes...in my inebriated state, I was unsure if I should stab the kobold or join the party.

I was in a good mood, so I joined the party...then felt dirty, so I went and killed the Demon Queen. What a weird series of events last night...:D

[PaintHorseCowboy]

If the green quote in your sig had a photo to go along with it, what would the picture be? :D

*Note: I keep trying to click on the quote as though it is a link... so I'm sure if there WAS a photo... I'd be in it somewhere... LOL.*

I'd tell you, but I'd probably get IP's for "flaming" another individual.

[Wotansdottir]

I'd tell you, but I'd probably get IP's for "flaming" another individual.

You can always draw a representation in Microsoft PAINT, that makes for an interesting scene scape. :D Nothing like stick figures with crayon-looking daggers coming out of their backs FTW!

[PaintHorseCowboy]

Also, please note...

For Erda's posting convenience, and her inability to recognize that my signature quote was, in fact, NOT a link. It has changed.

Thanks for your support. *grin*

(Oh, you SOOOO owe me as now I'm caught by the dumb 4-line limit.)