forum auction for +2 wounding rapier of puncturing no rr

[thisgamesull]

Thats right the title says it:eek:

Ill start the first starting bid at 2mpp

start ur bids;)

[Talanthis]

you want only plat? or combo of items and plat?

[Iceunetral]

+2 dex tome
11 white scales.

[Lanuric]

Would my eternal gratitude be enough??

[pfannes79]

Ill bid 3.75 million plat for it..Beat that people...Question lol, when does the Auction end?

[Iceunetral]

So wait this is plat offers? i thought all people were open to items :P

[thisgamesull]

3.75m pp winning

it ends when I think the deal is good enough ;)

[Iceunetral]

3.75m pp winning

it ends when I think the deal is good enough ;)

that doesnt answer my question... but why sell it for plat?

[debo]

will offer plat and items if thats ok...pm sent

[thisgamesull]

that doesnt answer my question... but why sell it for plat?

Im broke

[Iceunetral]

well ill offer 2 mill plus said items..

[pfannes79]

Ill up it to 4.75mill plat and ill through in 5 vorpals 5 disruptions 5 smiters and 5 bannishers, all ur choice of weapon types. And if thats not good enough to win the Auction, ill through in a kardins eye and a bloodstone...Let me know..

[Lanuric]

Ah. Explains it all.

I was silly to put a price on friendship :D

I, like most people, will not be able to compete on any scale with pfannes offer. So, like many people, Ill just pray to the loot gods that I can loot something like this before I die.

[spyderwolf]

Ill up it to 4.75mill plat and ill through in 5 vorpals 5 disruptions 5 smiters and 5 bannishers, all ur choice of weapon types. And if thats not good enough to win the Auction, ill through in a kardins eye and a bloodstone...Let me know..



ill gve ya one of my rapiers for that deal...look me up in game

[thisgamesull]

ill gve ya one of my rapiers for that deal...look me up in game


lol.yo spyder sup with the thread hijacking here?
thought we were cool....lol

[kungfu]

Ill up it to 4.75mill plat and ill through in 5 vorpals 5 disruptions 5 smiters and 5 bannishers, all ur choice of weapon types. And if thats not good enough to win the Auction, ill through in a kardins eye and a bloodstone...Let me know..

Wow...and I guess you came by all that with just some good honest looting huh. No farmer intervention there. I wouldn't (and will never) trade anything to you pfannes79. You're a joke. :mad:

[thisgamesull]

[I woulda thought because of all that free time on ur hands u could atleast start ur own thread;)

if i was to post about 1 of ur (beatup) rapier's this wouldnt be an auction it would be a pawn shop....lol

[Vinos]

Wow...and I guess you came by all that with just some good honest looting huh. No farmer intervention there. I wouldn't (and will never) trade anything to you pfannes79. You're a joke. :mad:


I think he's joking about those bids. Ease up on they guy.

[spyderwolf]

if somone is crazy enough to give all that stuff and you dont immediatly accept it your crazy Saph. thats why i posted :) cause as much as i like my rapiers all that is much better all together.

[Pecky]

I'm interested (and could easily outbid pfannes79) but what is the current max bid?

[pfannes79]

Pecky u couldnt out bid me if u tried..lol...And heck NO im not a farmer like someone said...lol..Just a lucky sob, i guess...And Saph r u ready to trade ur rapier for that deal..And Spyder, Keep ur rapier I dont want urs...

[Pecky]

Pecky u couldnt out bid me if u tried..lol...And heck NO im not a farmer like someone said...lol..Just a lucky sob, i guess...And Saph r u ready to trade ur rapier for that deal..And Spyder, Keep ur rapier I dont want urs...
You might have had the largest collection of items BEFORE the merger but that all changed.

(BTW, I have two wounding/puncturing rapiers)

[thisgamesull]

Ill up it to 4.75mill plat and ill through in 5 vorpals 5 disruptions 5 smiters and 5 bannishers, all ur choice of weapon types. And if thats not good enough to win the Auction, ill through in a kardins eye and a bloodstone...Let me know..

this is the winning bid sofar although i do think he forgot to mention 5 paralyzers:D
Did I mention there is no damage at all?

can i get 2, +5 mithral pl8's,and towers along with all those pfanes?

[Ithrani]

this is the winning bid sofar although i do think he forgot to mention 5 paralyzers:D
Did I mention there is no damage at all?

can i get 2, +5 mithral pl8's,and towers along with all those pfanes?

My WHOLE account, I will even start a second, get the 1st character up to 1750 for you and trade that over to you as well for the rapier. Thats gotta be a winner right there, sure I won't be able to use the rapier since you would own the account but at least my account would have one :D

[debo]

lol this thread delivers.

[Deathe]

Hm, might hafta put my 3rd one up for grabs if people are willing ta give up their babies for one. Crazy, just crazy.

- Dethe

[thisgamesull]

Just to remind u all that my rapier will kill monster's .4 milliseconds faster then an everyday ordinary +1 rapier

hey dethe ill trade u my +2 rapier for both of ur +1's

lol, jk

[pfannes79]

Yes I did forget 5 paralyzers...And I have a wound punct rapier already,,,I just need another one lol...So do i win the bid....My trade is much better than someones whole account that has half the stuff i do..lol..RLMAO...

[Deathe]

Phanne, which friggin toon are you on?

- Dethe

[Iceunetral]

Yes I did forget 5 paralyzers...And I have a wound punct rapier already,,,I just need another one lol...So do i win the bid....My trade is much better than someones whole account that has half the stuff i do..lol..RLMAO...

i think your e-***** is hanging out.. can you put it away now ?

[artvan_delet]

Please post what the rapier actually traded for, we are reading this post with some enjoyment, ridiculous.

[Lanuric]

Your winning bid buddy could outfit an entire guild almost!

No wonder this world is full of poverty, sickness and death while rich people eat like kings.

We are so busy climbing to the top, we dont see those we knock down to the bottom.

If we all worked as a team for the progression of our species, there would be no need for poverty, as all would be equal.


But on that self-righteous note, good luck to you for your loot pull, and the trade you can make.

[GHOSTRYDER]

Your winning bid buddy could outfit an entire guild almost!

No wonder this world is full of poverty, sickness and death while rich people eat like kings.

We are so busy climbing to the top, we dont see those we knock down to the bottom.

If we all worked as a team for the progression of our species, there would be no need for poverty, as all would be equal.


But on that self-righteous note, good luck to you for your loot pull, and the trade you can make.

surely you cant be serious.......it's a game

[Harbinder]

Your winning bid buddy could outfit an entire guild almost!

No wonder this world is full of poverty, sickness and death while rich people eat like kings.

We are so busy climbing to the top, we dont see those we knock down to the bottom.

If we all worked as a team for the progression of our species, there would be no need for poverty, as all would be equal.


But on that self-righteous note, good luck to you for your loot pull, and the trade you can make.

Oh no look out it's BONO! :eek:

[artvan_delet]

I don't think Gandhi would last long against a beholder.

[thisgamesull]

keep the offers coming:D

[Iceunetral]

why dont you just tke pfanes offer i dont think anyone is crazy enough to offer more then that guy

[pfannes79]

Rolmao

[Iceunetral]

agreed .. =)

[Tomalon]

might be a fake if she hasn't taken that offer!:rolleyes:

[pfannes79]

Uh oh there startin to catch on saphinia lol

[thisgamesull]

If anything on here is fake its pfannes offer.....lol

there is still an auction going on:cool:

so post ur bids b4 i decide to use this on .......can u puncture ooze and rusties?



hint,hint
next thing u know u look in the auction under rapiers and see the +2 with 1 durability;)
as u think to urself now who the hell is crazy enough to do a terrible thing like that
im a true roleplayer in game and not 1 of my toons has +8 int.:D

[tymelord]

ok, so what can one offer to top the fortunes laid at your feet?

well, you are trading one of the best items in the game, so you must have a collection of loot which could serve as the bed for a dragon orgy.

plat? ha, an insult it would be to ask you to exchange the blade of kings for mere coins. even if it would take two toons to hold such an amount. (4 mil plat per toon is the limit right? i wouldnt know)

so, i thought, what can I offer. me -- lowly, poor, unimportant, a nobody such as me, what i can i humbly offer?

Then i realized that is my answer. Me.

For this rapier I would be in indentured servitude to your noble lordship for a period of time which you feel is fitting.

Durring this time you shall recieve a percentage of all income i earn and your will shall be my action. If you search for an item, I will also. If I pull that item it is yours. You shall have the pick of that which I loot, for I will be your humble subject.

In short for this rapier I offer all that I am. What, I ask you, could be more valuble than the life of another?

[Aaeko]

Ill up it to 4.75mill plat and ill through in 5 vorpals 5 disruptions 5 smiters and 5 bannishers, all ur choice of weapon types. And if thats not good enough to win the Auction, ill through in a kardins eye and a bloodstone...Let me know..

Take off the headset, get a nice breath of fresh air dude.

[Aaeko]

ok, so what can one offer to top the fortunes laid at your feet?

well, you are trading one of the best items in the game, so you must have a collection of loot which could serve as the bed for a dragon orgy.

plat? ha, an insult it would be to ask you to exchange the blade of kings for mere coins. even if it would take two toons to hold such an amount. (4 mil plat per toon is the limit right? i wouldnt know)

so, i thought, what can I offer. me -- lowly, poor, unimportant, a nobody such as me, what i can i humbly offer?

Then i realized that is my answer. Me.

For this rapier I would be in indentured servitude to your noble lordship for a period of time which you feel is fitting.

Durring this time you shall recieve a percentage of all income i earn and your will shall be my action. If you search for an item, I will also. If I pull that item it is yours. You shall have the pick of that which I loot, for I will be your humble subject.

In short for this rapier I offer all that I am. What, I ask you, could be more valuble than the life of another?

i second this, i will be your loyal servant forever, EVERYTHING that i pull will be yours, you can have whatever youd like, even my wife!:eek:

[Kirris]

ROFL this thread is funny.

and ummmm I will offer my most treasured item, a pearl of power I :eek: :D ;)

[Iceunetral]

meh my offer still stands =P.. though i dont have alot of plat =(

[thisgamesull]

what was posted was to rediculous even for this thread

[Invalid_93]

I bid a lifetime supply of myrlunds mush! and 49 beholder cookies.:D

[Pecky]

what was posted was to rediculous even for this thread
I'm calling BS on this item/thread.

[thisgamesull]

I'm calling BS on this item/thread.

so ur callin b/s on my thread, or the item?
id be happy to invite u in a group
and show u this rapier then u can tell every 1 that its true!!

I havent replied cause no 1 has offered me enough plat!

toons are saphinia, rezzin,lieza,atraiyou,lorkle,critz ,and hercule send me a tell
and ill join up with ya and show u this weapon

matter a fact i dare u to let me prove it!

[thisgamesull]

what was posted was to rediculous even for this thread

this was put cause i edited out what i posted b4

what i posted b4 was that kirris takes my hand in virtual marriage
and then she gets the rapier

virtual marriage intittles me to 50% of all her belonging's:D
(including the pop 1)

[Iceunetral]

so all you want is plat for it.. how about 3.5 mil =P

[thisgamesull]

sorry man im expecting a little more

[Iceunetral]

well i was serious when i said id give you 2 mil and a +2 tome being dex or str and a few white scales =(

[Pecky]

this was put cause i edited out what i posted b4

what i posted b4 was that kirris takes my hand in virtual marriage
and then she gets the rapier

virtual marriage intittles me to 50% of all her belonging's:D
(including the pop 1)
Ah, I get it :) I didn't see that original post.

So I take it the item is still available. I don't know how much plat you're expecting (perhaps list a starting price for it) but I'll offer 4.5m.

[thisgamesull]

well i was serious when i said id give you 2 mil and a +2 tome being dex or str and a few white scales =(

My friend, And I was serious when I said I wanted plat
if i was to accept ur deal id have to make another hillarious thread.
to get rid of what ur offering


sofar pecky is winning at 4.5m pp

keep the offers comming i think its worth more plat then that;)

[Iceunetral]

bleh means i have to sell them to someone else to get more money. =(

[pfannes79]

Oh man this is too funny..Saph if pecky offers u 6 mill plat I would take it...I mean U could always get another rapier..I never really wanted ur rapier, obviously...but If the plat offers go to 6 mill I would take it..Remeber what i said that it wont go over 7.5 mill....So 6 mill i would take, u can have alot of fun with 6 mill on the AH and with other stuff in trades...

[Pecky]

If pushed I would probably go to 5M if the auction was ended immediately but 6 is even to much for me. But this would have to be something that was decided upon immediately, not days down the road. I won't be taken for a fool :)

[Aaeko]

1. My wife
2. my house
3.My car
4.my dog
5. My children

Please I need this weapon Badly! :cool:

[HorridForm]

1. My wife
2. my house
3.My car
4.my dog
5. My children

Please I need this weapon Badly! :cool:

Send me a picture of your wife and if she's hot enough I will trade u 1 of my +1 wounding rapiers of puncturing.

[Aaeko]

Send me a picture of your wife and if she's hot enough I will trade u 1 of my +1 wounding rapiers of puncturing.

Thank God! you wont regret it in the least. I will give you all the other stuff including my car, because all i need is a Digital Weapon!

[artvan_delet]

...you should make sure aaeko isn't in high school!

[Aaeko]

...you should make sure aaeko isn't in high school!

Freshmen Baby Yeeeehawwwwwww!:cool:

[thisgamesull]

are u saying none of u have more then 5m pp

gimmie a break every 1 its not like im asking for 5 trillion pp ;)




keep them offers comin!

[BadDoc]

Wow, this has got to be the most ridiculous trade thread yet......
btw could you post a screenshot of the rapier?
i will throw in a masterwork scimitar and however much plat i have on a toon once i am done with the goodblades......on elite mind you

[Iceunetral]

If pushed I would probably go to 5M if the auction was ended immediately but 6 is even to much for me. But this would have to be something that was decided upon immediately, not days down the road. I won't be taken for a fool :)

he does.. and he offered you 5 mil

[pfannes79]

Take the % million plat saph,,,u crazy U could prob buy 2 rapiers with that much money from someone else...Id take the plat,,,only because i dont need a rapier tho..

[pfannes79]

OOPs typo not % I mean take the 5 million,,, duh

[Pecky]

On account of this auction still continuing after I made my 5.5m offer to end it, I'll be withdrawing that offer and sticking with my 4.5m one now.

Thanks.

[Tomalon]

i'm telling you guys this post is a fake! Or the person running it has no mind to really sell it. With the offers that have been posted and not taken leads me to believe this is a fake post.

Now if this is not a fake show us that you have the rapier.

[thisgamesull]

i'm telling you guys this post is a fake! Or the person running it has no mind to really sell it. With the offers that have been posted and not taken leads me to believe this is a fake post.

Now if this is not a fake show us that you have the rapier.

alright i know as far as to take a picture and where to look but how do i make it show up on this thread?

[Pecky]

alright i know as far as to take a picture and where to look but how do i make it show up on this thread?
You can't. Best you can do is post it on one of the free sites (photobucket, etc) and then post a link to it.

[thisgamesull]

You can't. Best you can do is post it on one of the free sites (photobucket, etc) and then post a link to it.

cool im lookin in to it now,matter a fact forget that ill let a well known player look at it,
are u on pecky?

[Pecky]

cool im lookin in to it now,matter a fact forget that ill let a well known player look at it,
are u on pecky?
I'm on but I'm heading off in a minute. Food is on its way and I've been up for 17 hours with nothing to eat :)

I believe you, personally. I think people are just tired of seeing this item still listed with the offers you've gotten and nothing come of it. Thats why they are starting to believe that this is a hoax.

[thisgamesull]

On account of this auction still continuing after I made my 5.5m offer to end it, I'll be withdrawing that offer and sticking with my 4.5m one now.

Thanks.

so ur gonna begin a race and then instead of going to the finish line ur gonna throw it in reverse?, that will get u nowhere fast.
:D
worst comes to worst ill be stuck with this ultra uber weapon

[Canuckalhead]

I'll have to talk to my buddy Andy and see what I can come up with for an offer. :rolleyes:

[thisgamesull]

I'll have to talk to my buddy Andy and see what I can come up with for an offer. :rolleyes:

cool ill be hearin from ya;)

[thisgamesull]

i'm telling you guys this post is a fake! Or the person running it has no mind to really sell it. With the offers that have been posted and not taken leads me to believe this is a fake post.

Now if this is not a fake show us that you have the rapier.

whats this then?http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee77/thisgamesull/ScreenShot00005.jpg

[Pecky]

so ur gonna begin a race and then instead of going to the finish line ur gonna throw it in reverse?, that will get u nowhere fast.
:D
worst comes to worst ill be stuck with this ultra uber weapon
No. I made you the offer on the condition that you'd end this long, drawn out one horse race but instead you keep pushing it.. infact, you never did reply to my second PM.

It seems like you're cllinging to a single thread of hope that someone is going to come out of the sky and offer you 10M for it and until that happens you're just going to keep stringing me along.

As I told you, I like to get things done. I put out a 5.5m offer and it was ignored.

[thisgamesull]

No. I made you the offer on the condition that you'd end this long, drawn out one horse race but instead you keep pushing it.. infact, you never did reply to my second PM.

It seems like you're cllinging to a single thread of hope that someone is going to come out of the sky and offer you 10M for it and until that happens you're just going to keep stringing me along.

As I told you, I like to get things done. I put out a 5.5m offer and it was ignored.

i did not ignore u at all i said in pm that i wanted about 6mpp u said that was to much so then i moved on because u failed to agree on the closeout deal
u mentioned it will leave u broke
please reread ur pm history
thanx

[Lanuric]

I cant believe this s still going.

Saph........you holding out for the improbable. Not impossible, just improbable.

There have been a few nice substantial bids that make us poor people wince in agony. PLease take an offer and put us beggers out of our misery.

[Pecky]

I'll leave it at 4.5m. There will be more rapiers traded or sold in the future.

[smithers]

Clearly this creation is an evil thrust upon the peoples of Stormreach.
From the moment eyes were first laid upon it, greed and avarice have spread like a sickly green flame.

It is my opinion that it should be destroyed in the fires in which it was wrought. Let us pool our treasure to purchase it from the owner for his astronomical demand of 6 million platinum pieces. We shall meet him over the lava of Tempest Spine for the exchange. Without hesitation the blade shall be discarded into that infernal hot magma. Seconds later, it's former owner, hopelessly corrupted by this find, shall follow.

Who's with me?

[Canuckalhead]

cool ill be hearin from ya;)

Nah, me and Andy don't do business. Just a kinda inside joke I threw out.

Give it a month or 3 and I predict I'll have a set. At least thats what I pray to Jebus for every night before I fall asleep and have visions of W/P Rapiers dancing in my head.

Plus I am as broke as a joke :(

[arcane_nite]

Why would you even sell this item? Especially if its worth so much (as it seems based on the offers) and so rare? You can always make money other ways, like ransacking pop. LOL

Be real this game, u are not foolish and your going to keep it. Quit teasing these guys. :)

[thisgamesull]

Nah, me and Andy don't do business. Just a kinda inside joke I threw out.

Give it a month or 3 and I predict I'll have a set. At least thats what I pray to Jebus for every night before I fall asleep and have visions of W/P Rapiers dancing in my head.

Plus I am as broke as a joke :(

sorry i didnt know who u ment by andy I didnt expect u to get help from a dev, or whoever andy is

[GHOSTRYDER]

sorry i didnt know who u ment by andy I didnt expect u to get help from a dev, or whoever andy is

andy is the guy who sends all the plat spam:rolleyes: